Oh man, my first thought when I saw this was "You've just got to be kidding me." All of the emotional turmoil I've been in over the last few days, knowing that the HP franchise was quickly drawing to a close, watching four days of a Harry Potter marathon, Googling Potter-related recipes, buying advance tickets for the latest show, trying to reread all of the books by Friday in preparation for the inevitable ... and then this gets thrown at me.
I'm three months pregnant and I KNOW my hormones are on the fritz as it is, but this was just NOT GOOD TIMING for Harry Potter to be dropping this memory-making shit on me, you know? I mean, excuse me while I go cry over my first-edition Philosopher's Stone. />
Oh man, my first thought when I saw this was "You've just got to be kidding me." All of the emotional turmoil I've been in over the last few days, knowing that the HP franchise was quickly drawing to a close, watching four days of a Harry Potter marathon, Googling Potter-related recipes, buying advance tickets for the latest show, trying to reread all of the books by Friday in preparation for the inevitable ... and then this gets thrown at me.
I'm three months pregnant and I KNOW my hormones are on the fritz as it is, but thi...
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Jewel's a mama. [LA Times]
Zooey Deschanel fires back at columnist who called her a "snobby cow." [Socialite Life]
Joe Jonas was pelted with balls. [Yeeeah]
LISTEN HERE - Demi Lovato: "I cried my eyes out" recording new single. [Celebuzz]
Tons of Spike Lee movies on their way. [Pajiba]
Jessica Alba whines about he...
I think the last time I saw TAT, she was fourteen months pregnant and looking pretty uncomfortable with herself. Here, though, she's photographed in New York City promoting the new season of her series, White Collar.
Me, I have just two questions: one, does anyone here watch that White Collar show - I've heard some pretty good things about it - and two, will I ever look at this woman and not automatically think "Kelly Kapowski"?
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I watched The Daily Show last night because, like many twentysomethings with short attention spans, I need Jon Stewart to report and interpret current events for me. And it was just the most. Ooh, you would've loved Denis Leary and his beautiful hair.
The very best bit came early in the episode when, in the midst of anchorperson Jon Stewart complaining about the state of our bedraggled nation, correspondent John Oliver miraculously appeared---umbrella in hand, in imitation of a certain ma...
Somewhere, somehow, somebody convinced a roomful of executives that a reboot of Dallas would be the ultimate in Exciting Television.
The Powerpoint presentation, probably:
"Good afternoon. We recently asked ourselves, 'Selves, what dead franchise from the 1970s and '80s can we reanimate?' And then we began to wonder which dead careers we could reanimate, too.
"We believe we have finally solved those puzzles, and more. The TNT network has long sought an audience among the profitable, elusive demographic of elderly women ("boomers") and also their granddaughters ("Millenials"), all while saving money. How better, then, than to cast cadaverous has-beens alongside a much younger generation of has-beens?
Somewhere, somehow, somebody convinced a roomful of executives that a reboot of Dallas would be the ultimate in Exciting Television.
The Powerpoint presentation, probably:
"Good afternoon. We recently asked ourselves, 'Selves, what dead franchise from the 1970s and '80s can we reanimate?' And then we began to wonder which dead careers we could reanimate, too.
"We believe we have finally solved those puzzles, and more. The TNT network has long sought an audience among the profitable, ...
Other people would love to see Emma Watson in a fat suit, right? Oh, please don't let this just be me, I don't want to get some weird fetishist label. To clarify, this isn't something I've been daydreaming about when I think about how lovely Emma is or anything. This is a desire that just came on suddenly, right after I read that in this last movie, we're actually going to see it.
Here's Emma discussing the filming of the infamous Deathly Hallows epilogue:
It was really interesting and challenging. The thing that was hardes...
If you're feeling even a little tenderhearted this morning, you might want to just skip this post altogether, for - can you handle this? - it contains word of the most phenomenal band this world has ever seen, the Black Eyed Peas, being ol' dummies and putting their light under a bushel basket. That's right, then masterful creators of such hits as "Boom Boom Pow" and "My Humps" are going to refuse the world the greatest gift of all: their music.
The news came at a recent concert in Engla...
From the looks of things, this premiere wasn't nearly as emotional as the London one, and there weren't nearly as many Harry Potter stars. But then again, Joey Fatone and Mr. Jay from America's Next Top Model weren't in London, so I guess everything evens out.
Check out the gallery so you can tell me what's up with Daniel Radcliffe's hair and Emma Watson's dress, all right? Oh, and also check it out if you want to see Joey and Mr. Jay. You know that's what you wanted.
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Is that a crack pipe I spy in your hand, Brooke? Why, I do believe it is! And here I was thinking that you just finished another trip to rehab. And aren't you supposed to have custody of those kids you have with Charlie? Brooke, I'm usually not one to tell a girl how to live her life, but honey, once you get photographed looking like this with a sketchy old tin foil crack pipe in your hands? I think that's a solid indicator, along with the fact that every single time I tried to type your name I put "Broke" in...
"I was thinking of doing some N-Dubz-style stuff. I am looking to get into the grime rap UK scene. I'm going to change my image - backward caps, the lot. It's still under wraps so I can't really talk about it."
- Tom Felton pulling our legs/tabloids lying to us again. Right?
We know that Tom got himself a record deal not too long ago, but he sang these adorable little acoustic songs that were nowhere near "grime rap." I just can't believe that Draco would sincerely take up rapping. If I...