Wait, what? No. NO. Maybe. I mean, I can understand, but I am also pretty worried about that headline I just wrote. Can't everyone just take some time off, do some soul-searching, maybe a little pilates?
Like, I 'get' why Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron would go for each other. They're both funny. They both like privacy. They're both kind of big and golden and bronze and athletic. They're serial monogamists, too---Theron recently split from her boyfriend of ten years, Stuart Townsend.
...
OK, I know it's a little harsh to say such hateful things about a seventeen-year-old, but you know how it goes sometimes. Still, I guess I shouldn't be such a bitch, considering she chopped it all off to play a chemo patient in her new movie, Now is Good. According to IMDB:
"A girl dying of leukemia compiles a list of things she'd like to do before passing away. Topping the list is her desire to lose her virginity."
Hm. Interesting concept for a movie - it's like The Bucket List, just for kids....
Remember last month when Lindsay was doing some kind of "important photo shoot" with some Miami-based magazine that was going to help her resurrect her star? Well it apparently didn't happen. Because a rep for the agency, according to Radar Online, has come forward to tell us all of the juicy tidbits of what it's like during a candid day in the life of Lindsay Lohan - and it's not pretty.
On children being more mature than Lindsay:
"In the chauffeured Lincoln Navigator, it was all about puffing ...
Wow, Ashley Olsen. Looking good. I mean, the "no yesterday's eyeliner" look really suits you - you look fresh-faced, young, and approachable, not to mention clean. That's probably the best part of this entire thing. The cigarette, though? Hm. I bet that hair of yours smells just great, girl.
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Photos courtesy of Flynet Pictures...
Sylvester Stallone looks like Hellboy these days. [The Superficial]
Yeah, that Nicki Minaj is one classy lady. [Bossip]
The David Arquette sex tape. [TMZ]
Skinny Jonah Hill is almost unrecognizable. [Starpulse]
Ryan Reynolds surprises fans. [Lainey Gossip]
Wizard rock bands popular because of Harry Potter? [LA Times]
10 things you probably didn't know about Daniel Radcliffe. [Socialite Life]
Miranda Kerr's ethnicity gets the Photoshop treatment. [Yeeeah]
LOL Olivia Wild...
I have a little story for you! Reese Witherspoon, as you can see above, was photographed leaving a doctor's office yesterday afternoon. A famous gynecologist's office. Wearing, well ... I'm not even sure what she's got going on in these photos, but it's pretty weird. I'm also wondering what's in that little brown sack of hers there, too. Nasty prenatal vitamins? An old, busted-up diaphragm?
Plus, she had a hand over her face. If that hand isn't concealing a shit-eating "I'm PREGNANT!"...
Is it me, or do there seem to be a fair amount of good movies coming out over the next few months to a year? Maybe I'm just drunk off of all the Harry Potter nonsense, but I'm seeing film for the remainder of 2011 and into 2012 through the rosiest glasses possible.
Take the newest Sherlock Holmes film. I mean, it looks GREAT. I don't even LIKE Jude Law, and my girl Rachel McAdams isn't even in this one, but in spite of that stuff, I am totally looking forward to seeing this in theaters. It looks amazing.
Also? I think Robert Downey Jr. makes a damn handsome woman. If that fact in itself isn't enough to make you want to run out and see this movie, well. I guess all of your priorities are just wrong, friend. />
Is it me, or do there seem to be a fair amount of good movies coming out over the next few months to a year? Maybe I'm just drunk off of all the Harry Potter nonsense, but I'm seeing film for the remainder of 2011 and into 2012 through the rosiest glasses possible.
Take the newest Sherlock Holmes film. I mean, it looks GREAT. I don't even LIKE Jude Law, and my girl Rachel McAdams isn't even in this one, but in spite of that stuff, I am totally looking forward to seeing this in theaters. It...
So the lovely Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was recently asked to be the spokesmodel for the new Burberry Body perfume, and I have to say: good choice. I mean, who better to lie around naked in a thin trench coat than one of the hottest tickets in the world right now?
The shoot was directed by Mario Testino. No word on whether or not Shia LaBeouf is coming out with a hand-clapping, jumping-up-and-down "Ooh ooh I slept with her, too!" statement, but at this point, I'm thinking not: I definitely...
Emmy-winning Ted Danson is probably television's greatest actor---definitely better than Dennis Farina, John Larroquette, even Frasier. Hell, Ted Danson is better than Bronson Pinchot and Michael Chiklis combined.
So Laurence Fishburne is leaving his roost as CSI's newest lead---did you even know Morpheus starred on CSI?---and Ted Danson is slated to replace him:
"From the moment we all started talking about the role, it was clear he couldn’t be more perfect," said ex...
It's also a promise I'm totally able to make good on, since it's the last post of the evening. Love those double entendres, if that's even what it is. It's getting late - and by "late," I mean "almost eight o'clock" and I. need. bed. I've been up for, oh, about eighteen hours at this point and I feel like I'm about to go into some kind of shock for lack of sleep. The only good thing about insomnia? The things that you find on the internet in the wee, wee hours of the morning that you JUST have to share. Like Neville Longbottom talking about "brewskies" and singing Miley Cyrus songs. That's something I can really get into at 2 AM when I'm feeling keyed up and sleepless, so thanks Harry Potter friends, for helping a sister out. />Get More: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog
It's also a promise I'm totally able to make good on, since it's the last post of the evening. Love those double entendres, if that's even what it is. It's getting late - and by "late," I mean "almost eight o'clock" and I. need. bed. I've been up for, oh, about eighteen hours at this point and I feel like I'm about to go into some kind of shock for lack of sleep. The only good thing about insomnia? The things that you find on the internet in the wee, wee hours of the morning tha...
So this was a photo that Selena Gomez recently put up on her Twitter. Cute, isn't it? Little Justin Bieber-loving boobs hanging out and all. Totally appropriate for eighteen years old, right? I mean, it's not as if she's Miley-effing-Cyrus and needs to front like she's all that innocent anymore. Not that, you know, Miley ever was any good at that or anything. But hey. Got to give the girl some credit. She's Justin Bieber's girlfriend, and that's a hard, hard shadow to try and eclip...
Are you guys excited about this new Batman movie? I know I've joked about there being so damned many Batmen and all of the movies being remakes of remakes of remakes, but in all honesty, I think they've gotten the Batman remake recipe down pat this time. While I'm not a huge fan of Christian Bale, and I still well up whenever I see Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker, I'm totally on board with this movie. I think it's going to be pretty good.
But I am questioning the official poster: what's...
Wait, what? No. NO. Maybe. I mean, I can understand, but I am also pretty worried about that headline I just wrote. Can't everyone just take some time off, do some soul-searching, maybe a little pilates?
Like, I 'get' why Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron would go for each other. They're both funny. They both like privacy. They're both kind of big and golden and bronze and athletic. They're serial monogamists, too---Theron recently split from her boyfriend of ten years, Stuart Townsend.
...
OK, I know it's a little harsh to say such hateful things about a seventeen-year-old, but you know how it goes sometimes. Still, I guess I shouldn't be such a bitch, considering she chopped it all off to play a chemo patient in her new movie, Now is Good. According to IMDB:
"A girl dying of leukemia compiles a list of things she'd like to do before passing away. Topping the list is her desire to lose her virginity."
Hm. Interesting concept for a movie - it's like The Bucket List, just for kids....
Remember last month when Lindsay was doing some kind of "important photo shoot" with some Miami-based magazine that was going to help her resurrect her star? Well it apparently didn't happen. Because a rep for the agency, according to Radar Online, has come forward to tell us all of the juicy tidbits of what it's like during a candid day in the life of Lindsay Lohan - and it's not pretty.
On children being more mature than Lindsay:
"In the chauffeured Lincoln Navigator, it was all about puffing ...
Wow, Ashley Olsen. Looking good. I mean, the "no yesterday's eyeliner" look really suits you - you look fresh-faced, young, and approachable, not to mention clean. That's probably the best part of this entire thing. The cigarette, though? Hm. I bet that hair of yours smells just great, girl.
[gallery columns="4"]
Photos courtesy of Flynet Pictures...
Sylvester Stallone looks like Hellboy these days. [The Superficial]
Yeah, that Nicki Minaj is one classy lady. [Bossip]
The David Arquette sex tape. [TMZ]
Skinny Jonah Hill is almost unrecognizable. [Starpulse]
Ryan Reynolds surprises fans. [Lainey Gossip]
Wizard rock bands popular because of Harry Potter? [LA Times]
10 things you probably didn't know about Daniel Radcliffe. [Socialite Life]
Miranda Kerr's ethnicity gets the Photoshop treatment. [Yeeeah]
LOL Olivia Wild...
I have a little story for you! Reese Witherspoon, as you can see above, was photographed leaving a doctor's office yesterday afternoon. A famous gynecologist's office. Wearing, well ... I'm not even sure what she's got going on in these photos, but it's pretty weird. I'm also wondering what's in that little brown sack of hers there, too. Nasty prenatal vitamins? An old, busted-up diaphragm?
Plus, she had a hand over her face. If that hand isn't concealing a shit-eating "I'm PREGNANT!"...
So the lovely Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was recently asked to be the spokesmodel for the new Burberry Body perfume, and I have to say: good choice. I mean, who better to lie around naked in a thin trench coat than one of the hottest tickets in the world right now?
The shoot was directed by Mario Testino. No word on whether or not Shia LaBeouf is coming out with a hand-clapping, jumping-up-and-down "Ooh ooh I slept with her, too!" statement, but at this point, I'm thinking not: I definitely...
Emmy-winning Ted Danson is probably television's greatest actor---definitely better than Dennis Farina, John Larroquette, even Frasier. Hell, Ted Danson is better than Bronson Pinchot and Michael Chiklis combined.
So Laurence Fishburne is leaving his roost as CSI's newest lead---did you even know Morpheus starred on CSI?---and Ted Danson is slated to replace him:
"From the moment we all started talking about the role, it was clear he couldn’t be more perfect," said ex...
So this was a photo that Selena Gomez recently put up on her Twitter. Cute, isn't it? Little Justin Bieber-loving boobs hanging out and all. Totally appropriate for eighteen years old, right? I mean, it's not as if she's Miley-effing-Cyrus and needs to front like she's all that innocent anymore. Not that, you know, Miley ever was any good at that or anything. But hey. Got to give the girl some credit. She's Justin Bieber's girlfriend, and that's a hard, hard shadow to try and eclip...
Are you guys excited about this new Batman movie? I know I've joked about there being so damned many Batmen and all of the movies being remakes of remakes of remakes, but in all honesty, I think they've gotten the Batman remake recipe down pat this time. While I'm not a huge fan of Christian Bale, and I still well up whenever I see Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker, I'm totally on board with this movie. I think it's going to be pretty good.
But I am questioning the official poster: what's...