What do you get when you take A-list actors and actresses like Gwyneth Paltrow, Laurence Fisburne, Jude Law, Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, AND the goofy-looking-but-hot dude who played 'Bugsy' in The Perfect Storm and force them all into an epic disaster-type movie? Um, pure cinematic gold if you ask me.
The above trailer is for a new movie that'll hit theaters later this year, Contagion, and follows the cast through "[a] threat posed by a deadly disease." It sounds like it's going to be a higher-profile production of The Stand, just without the religious undertones and total lack of awesome that is Stephen King's film adaptions.
I don't know about you guys, but I just love me some good, old-fashioned disaster movies. I mean, The Day After Tomorrow? Ugh, loved it. And if we're lucky, this movie might just be even BETTER.
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What do you get when you take A-list actors and actresses like Gwyneth Paltrow, Laurence Fisburne, Jude Law, Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, AND the goofy-looking-but-hot dude who played 'Bugsy' in The Perfect Storm and force them all into an epic disaster-type movie? Um, pure cinematic gold if you ask me.
The above trailer is for a new movie that'll hit theaters later this year, Contagion, and follows the cast through "[a] threat posed by a deadly disease." It sounds like it's going to be a higher-...
We always knew there was something magical about Zac Efron. But now we know for sure! Sort of.
We always knew there was something magical about Zac Efron. But now we know for sure! Sort of.
Sandra Lee, M.D. has cracked the medical mystery of those tiny dark spots on Zac Efron's effortlessly hairless unicorn chest: they're supernumerary nipples, maybe! Surprise! The Californian dermatologist sent out a press release detailing her diagnosis.
I love that Zac Efron is probably finding out about his own third and fourth nipples along with the rest of us. Maybe Dr. Sandra stays up all...
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It's time, you guys. In just a few short hours, I'll be getting in my Hogwarts uniform and going down to the Mexican restaurant for pre-Hallows margaritas (how else are we supposed to handle all the pain of a double feature, ok?). And you know what? It's a big deal.
We've been talking about our Harry Potter emotions pretty consistently for the past couple of weeks around here, but on this very special day, words are not enough. No, we have to turn to music:
Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't realize I was nerd enough for wizard rock? Guess again, fools!
Ok, that one was a little harsh. Let's brighten it up a little with a happy song about my favorite character, Remus!
And that wasn't entirely happy either. I know that, ok? I'm aware. So, in closing, I'm going to stop with any pretenses and share with you my very favorite wizard rock song, the one that can make me break down in the most emotional fangirl fit you've ever seen. It's called "Open at the Close," so, uh, that should give you a little bit of a hint:
Are you now a sobbing, messy puddle of grief and tragedy like me? Excellent! Now pull yourself together, go get in your costume, and have a glorious time! We'll meet back tomorrow to talk about our feelings! />It's time, you guys. In just a few short hours, I'll be getting in my Hogwarts uniform and going down to the Mexican restaurant for pre-Hallows margaritas (how else are we supposed to handle all the pain of a double feature, ok?). And you know what? It's a big deal.
We've been talking about our Harry Potter emotions pretty consistently for the past couple of weeks around here, but on this very special day, words are not enough. No, we have to turn to music:
Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't realize I was ner...
Last week, Megan Fox posted those pictures to her Facebook, remember, the ones that prove that she's never had Botox? I know, I thought they were ridiculous too, and apparently, so did several doctors:
“Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment,” said plastic surgeon and blogger Dr. Nicholas Vendemia of New York. “Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. … Muscles in the forehead and brow simply don’t create curved wrinkles like that. The ...
"He's intelligent, he's charismatic, he's super funny. And he's good in bed. I mean, he's had a lot of practice... [he was] gentle and considerate. He's just a rock star. He's a powerhouse. He is a very sensual and sexual person, and when I was with him I felt as if we became one together, because he's just so enticing sexually."
- Bree Olson, one of Charlie's former goddesses, describing the man's sexual prowess.
I'm trying to think of something more gross than having sex with Charlie She...
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By herself. Jennifer Aniston is going to couple's therapy BY HERSELF. Is that not just the saddest thing you've ever heard?
Heres's the full quote:
“She’s been doing a really intensive form of couples’ therapy on her own. She’s conquered the crippling trust issues she had,” a source told British magazine Look.
“They [she and Justin Theroux] are so, so madly in love. He makes her feel happier than she has ever do...
And by "crazy for Marc Jacobs," I mean that she likes him, or at least I'm assuming she does because she obviously agreed to be in one of his ad campaigns, but I also mean that she looks for real crazy in these pictures. To me, these pictures look less like a fashion advertisement and more like a serial killer's scrapbook. But maybe I don't totally get fashion.
Either way, Helena Bonham Carter, right? I love this crazy bitch!
Images courtesy of Socialite Life
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Remember a couple days ago when I showed you guys that picture of Brooke Mueller with a crack pipe in her hand? I did that because TMZ called it a crack pipe, but it turns out that you guys were right, it was just a little ol' thing for weed. Brooke says it's totally legal weed too, she has a prescription for anxiety. Which is fair, I guess, I'd probably have to get high if I had kids with Charlie Sheen too....
I know, I know, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been talking around the whole marriage thing forever, but this time it might be for real. See, this time it's a little different - this time, Us Weekly reports, not one, not two, but THREE different sources have all confirmed that yes, these lovebirds ARE getting married, and they're doing it within the next few months.
You guys know me, I'm always a sucker for weddings, so of course I'm hoping this is true. And could you even imagine what Angelina's dress would look...
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