

Octomom's drunk lesbian birthday party. [The Superficial]
Am I the only one unaware that Michael Sheen has a long history of hooking up with amazingly-hot women and impregnating them? [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Love Hewitt: makeup-free and HOT. [Celebuzz]
Kris Jenner gets a facelift for the world to see. And is she bald? [Bossip]
PHOTOS - Kristen Stewart involved in a car accident. [Starpulse]
Jenna Fischer: still pregnant, totally adorable. [Cele|bitchy]
Stars strip down, wr...
There once was a bachelor named Hugh Hefner,
Loved Holly Madison; then he left her.
Instead, got engaged to one Crystal Harris
And attended the premiere of An American in Paris. (Pictured.)
Their 60-year age gap caused titters, and jeers,
But did it cause, too, wedding jitters and fears?
Though Hef could see her affection had faltered,
He was nonetheless blindsided when dumped at the altar.
What follows is from Hef's interview with Piers Morgan;
Makes Hef seem real sad---Harris, more like a gorgon.
I'd...
Alicia Keys is a notoriously beautiful woman who NORMALLY has some pretty keen fashion sense, but girlfriend here was photographed wearing .... I don't know what. Apparently the shortest, tightest, ROLL-UP jean shorts ever (I'm sorry, never a good idea on ANYONE; cuffed jean shorts? Please) coupled with gladiator sandals, all which make her legs look about a foot long.
Girl, I love you to pieces, and you're gorgeous no matter what you wear, but this whole outfit here (gestures wildly)? Has just got to go.
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I know we're supposed to be all forgivey-forgivey in this life, but this? This picture of many young women all excited to skulk up to Chris Brown and have their photo taken? It really makes me scratch my head. Are we, as a society, so enamored and fascinated by celebrities that we're willing to overlook absolutely everything that's happened in the past (even OJ Simpson had his fans after his trial, and though I said I wouldn't speak of this horrible bitch ever again, Casey Anthony's been rece...
Tabloid premiered at the IFC Center in New York a few nights ago, and everybody is freaking out over it.
And you should freak out, too, because this movie is maybe the Next Big Thing. You have to watch the trailer for Tabloid, below; you just have to. The video might not be safe for your workplace, not because of any single explicit thing, but because it hints at titillating, tantalizing, awesome subject matter. And then there's its adorable whackjob star, Joyce McKinney.
Tabloid, the new documentary by Errol Morri...
So Harry Potter opens in just a few short hours. Did you really think I'd let the entire day fritter away without, at the very least, TWO Harry Potter-related posts? Come on. You know me better than this!
Ralph Fiennes (oh so hot), who plays Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter movies, did a recent interview with Newsweek in which he defended his evil counterpart's motives and talked about what goes on beneath Voldemort's slit-nostriled facade.
Voldemort on Voldemort's evilness:
"He’s a demonic spirit. He’...
Who would have thought these two would last through the filming of a Woody Allen film? Pssh. Certainly not me. When these two were sucking face (and by "these two" and "sucking face," I clearly mean "Michael Sheen assaulting ninety percent of the holes on Rachel McAdams' face") last year in an airport like the world was going to end the very next day, I also chuffed, saying that the couple wouldn't last through the month.
Well here they are, together, riding bikes in Canada looking like t...
Is "penis" an OK word for you guys in the headlines? I mean, I wouldn't want to get any of you in trouble at work or anything if your boss happened to walk by and it appeared - APPEARED - that you might be investigating the specifics of a Jonas brother's wang. I remember how it used to be before I started working from home: the hot, sweaty panic that'd ensue if someone happened by and you just couldn't close the browser in time. Ugh, hate that. Now that I work from home, however, I only hav...
I don't know why, but I just cannot - for the life of me - remember Nicolas Cage's son's name without having to Google it. Weston. WESTON. It's not like it's a terribly common name in Hollywood, so it bugs the hell out of me when my brain just completely switches off and says, "No frigging way, you're not talking about him again." I mean, the nerve, you know?
Anyway, here's some recent, back-together, totally-not-crazy photos of WESTON CAGE and his wife, Nikki, and not only has he gone and ...
Lynne Spears wants you to know EXACTLY what her nipples and vulva look like. [D-Listed]
Paris Hilton got fat. [The Superficial]
I think Rihanna needs to lay off the booze, no? [INFDaily]
Chewing gum while having sex? These two did it. [The Frisky]
The totally awesome X-Factor preview: move over American Idol. [Starpulse]
Chris Brown throws homophobic epithets around once again, a month later after apologizing for it. [Bossip]
Is pregnancy pressure pushing Kate Middleton to an eating disorder? [Cele|bitchy]
Read this before seein...
You know, there's just something about Tilda Swinton that totally freaks me out and attracts me at the same time. She's got this weird sort of Clockwork Orange-type vibe (especially in this shoot) that makes her androgynous, ethereal, and frankly, compelling to look at. Her recent W spread is definitely not an exception, either.
One of Swinton's latest films in production is Die Blutgräfin, in which she plays the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, the woman who was accused of slaughtering countless y...
In total non-news, here's the weirdest interview ever: G4's Frank Meyer interviews his more-famous brother, Franklin and Bash's Breckin Meyer. Frank was strong-armed by his bosses into conducting the interview, because he obviously does not want to be there. It's kind of horrible. But cute!
This video might be NSFW for language? I'm not really sure? Two "effs" are bleeped, but one isn't, maybe? Also, I can't tell whether these two brothers actually hate each other? I have so many question...