Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Viral Video: Sean Bean Dies Violently, Constantly

Every Sean Bean Character Gets Killed LOLOLOLOLImage via the Lolbrary Actor Sean Bean is is the manliest. He's a chivalrous bad boy! He drinks, he smokes, he brawls. He also dies a lot. Have you seen the "Sean Bean Death Reel" yet? It's incredible. Sure, Sean Bean gets shot over and over again, but then there's an avalanche! A fireball! He's hanged! Beheaded! Drawn-and-quartered! Impaled! Killed in a stampede! The video goes on and on. It will melt your mind. P.S. SPOILER ALERT: Video contains 21 spoilers....

Celebrity Tweets of the Day: LA Is Weird Edition

I noticed that on Fridayish a lot of celebrities tweeted about something called "Carmageddon," and I thought it was so weird that a 1997 computer game was suddenly getting this much visibility. So I googled for answers. Turns out the LAPD actually asked celebrities to go on Twitter and announce that the 405 Freeway will be closed all weekend. Yawn. Speaking of the freeway, this is not Kathy Griffin's best look: However, this is a very good look for Ricky Gervais: In spite of his te...

Love It or Leave It: Helen Mirren for Esquire

A photo of Helen Mirren I can't really explain to you why I love Helen Mirren so much, but I really do. She's equal parts funny and classy, which I think is pretty rare to find nowadays. And since I love her so much, it just stands to reason that some of you would love her too, and if some of you love her too, then some of you have to want to see her topless. You're welcome. Photo courtesy of Amy Grindhouse...

Of Course Lady Gaga Uses Rogaine

A photo of Lady Gaga We all know that Lady Gaga and her beauty routine are predictably gross, so even though this little piece of news that her hair is falling out, causing her to turn to that time-honored product, Rogaine, comes from The National Enquirer, I'm inclined to believe it. I mean, we've all seen Gaga's tired ass bleached hair, we knew it was coming sooner or later. Here's the piece from The Enquirer via Celebitchy: Here’s the bald truth about Lady Gaga - totally freaked because her hair’s suddenly falling out like crazy, she’s de...

Breaking: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony DIVORCING

photo of jennifer lopez and marc anthony divorcing pictures photos No, I totally did not see this one coming. Not at all. The couple who sang the most duets together? Breaking up? Jaysus. According to People: "We have decided to end our marriage … This was a very difficult decision. We have come to amicable conclusions on all matters … It is a painful time for all involved and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.” Oh man. I wonder if Ben Affleck knows about this yet....

How Do We Like Kate Hudson’s Baby’s Name?

A photo of Matthew Bellamy and Kate Hudson Bingham Hawn Bellamy. That's a good, strong name, isn't it? I mean, it's no Bear Blu or Harper Seven, but it'll do. Plus, the loving parents, Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy, are planning on calling him "Bing" for short. And if that's not the most adorable thing you've heard all day, well ... I guess you must have heard about a kitten riding a friendly baby bear or something. And I'm jealous. To add to the already adorable name, it turns out that it's a family name. On both sides, even! Here's Matthew's explanatory Tweet...

We Need to Praise Adele for A Minute

On this, my most emotional day of days (Harry Potter, you guys. I can't talk about it yet. It's just too much still), I figured I would take a little bit of time to say to say some thanks! Remember all the way back in January when I told you a story about how Adele almost killed P. Diddy? And I was like "yeah, I don't really listen to her music, and you guys were like "oh no, girl, that is not ok," and you told me things to listen to by her. I did listen to those things, and I did enjoy them. Ok, now remember how for the past month or so "Rolling in the Deep" has been on the radio about a zillion times a day? Right, that's what made me realize that it's probably time to get serious about Adele. And you guys, did I ever. I cannot physically bring myself to listen to anything other than her songs, I just can't do it. When I hop on my iTunes and shuffle through in an attempt to stop, it somehow ignores my other 27 days worth of songs and goes straight back to Adele. It's like "I got you, lady, I know what you need." And it's right. So thanks for the awesome music! If you have any other suggestions of someone who might make me stop listening to "Someone Like You" on repeat for four hours while sobbing hysterically, I'd be totally open to that. /> On this, my most emotional day of days (Harry Potter, you guys. I can't talk about it yet. It's just too much still), I figured I would take a little bit of time to say to say some thanks! Remember all the way back in January when I told you a story about how Adele almost killed P. Diddy? And I was like "yeah, I don't really listen to her music, and you guys were like "oh no, girl, that is not ok," and you told me things to listen to by her. I did listen to those things, and I did enjoy them. Ok, ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of doug hutchison and courteney stodden pictures photos Robert Pattinson parties in Toronto sans Kristen Stewart. [Celebuzz] Reese Witherspoon - definitely pregnant. [The Superficial] Bradley Cooper wants this woman to move in. Seriously. [Cele|bitchy] Helen Mirren in a flag ... and nothing else. [Starpulse] 10 Worst-dressed cities in the country. Do you live in one? [Bossip] Lindsay's boobs are all over the place. Seriously, they're everywhere. [TMZ] Kourteney Kardashian's son is getting SO BIG. [Socialite Life] The pervert and the sixte...

For Those of You Who STILL Haven’t Caught Yourself Up on Harry Potter

Here's a video just for you! Though the dudes are quite annoying (accurate, yes, and efficient as well, but that doesn't absolve them from almost giving me an epileptic fit with their rapid-fire speech), their information is spot-on. If you haven't gotten the low down on what's happened in the previous movies before seeing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, I strongly suggest you - try - to watch this. Also, did any of you see the film last night? DID YOU LOVE IT? /> Here's a video just for you! Though the dudes are quite annoying (accurate, yes, and efficient as well, but that doesn't absolve them from almost giving me an epileptic fit with their rapid-fire speech), their information is spot-on. If you haven't gotten the low down on what's happened in the previous movies before seeing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, I strongly suggest you - try - to watch this. Also, did any of you see the film last night? DID YOU LOVE IT? ...

Just in Case You Needed One More Reason to Adore Ryan Gosling

photo of ryan gosling joking with photographers at outside lunch in new york city pics Ryan Gosling. The down-to-earth and also-happens-to-be-amazing-looking second in command love of my life (Adrien Brody would be first, but Ryan's fighting tooth and nail for that position). I just love this dude so much, and I love his sense of humor, too. I'd totally sit there with him at lunch making faces at photographers. And me? Well, I've got a veritable ARSENAL of funny faces - sometimes I spend hours in the mirror just practicing. Plus, it's so cool that his dog is also so very grounded. He sniffs ...

Tallulah and Rumer Willis Have Matching Hair

[Images removed by request] Boy these Willis girls have unforgettable looks. Seriously. And before y'all go flying off the handle, let it be known that I actually think the Willis girls are beautiful. No one looks like them. And in related news - better late than never, I guess - did you guys know that Rumer Willis is doing a singing thing? She actually sounds good. Here, listen (Rumer isn't featured 'til around the minute-thirty mark):   The single's supposed to drop sometime this month. Anyway, here's these two shopping at Whole Foods. I think if I had to pick some people that I'd want to hang out with in Hollywood, Rumer might make the list. And NOT because, you know, I'd be lurking in her step-daddy's bathroom during a party in hopes to catch a glimpse of his wang or anything. She just seems cool. />[Images removed by request] Boy these Willis girls have unforgettable looks. Seriously. And before y'all go flying off the handle, let it be known that I actually think the Willis girls are beautiful. No one looks like them. And in related news - better late than never, I guess - did you guys know that Rumer Willis is doing a singing thing? She actually sounds good. Here, listen (Rumer isn't featured 'til around the minute-thirty mark):   The single's supposed to drop sometime this mo...