

"They're saying I'm single."
Marc Anthony, J. Lo's current ex-husband to-be, reacting publicly to his divorce news. The dude's divorce claim hasn't even hit some countries with lesser technology and he's already cracking jokes at its expense. Not that I, you know, blame him. It must be a totally bitter thing to latch onto a woman as hot as Jennifer LOPEZ only to lose her a short few years later.
Anthony was said to be performing wildly at his recent (and first) show since the couple an...
It's official: Harper Seven, though her name sounds like some kind of mutated strain of the bird flu, is one of the cutest babies in Hollywood going at this point. There've been a ton of births lately (I think Ivanka Trump also gave birth this past weekend), but apparently no baby is as cute as this Beckham baby, because ... well, just because. Look at this child. Angelic. Pure. Sweet. ALREADY A FASHION STATEMENT. I mean, look at this photo. I know black and white photography does wonders fo...
That's the only way I can explain the pure anguish I see on her face in some of these photos. Pure, unadulterated anxiety over the loss of so many good Hogwarts students, friends, and house elves. General malaise that the series is now, officially, over. An air of unsettle ... ment over what to do with all of her free time now (oh! Reread the entire series again! You know: what all the cool kids are doing I'm doing). I think we all feel your pain, girl. The world just isn't going to be the s...
Makes sense, and what a classy girl, too!
She posted the first photo (above) saying, "topless tanning taken with my friend honor." She later posted the SECOND photo, which is in the gallery, captioning it "topless tanning on mt roofdeck with my friend honor." You know, just in case you didn't catch it the first time. Or can't read. And if you can't read, what the hell are you doing on Twitter, just looking for almost-topless photos of chicks with bad implants who used to get it on with Peter Br...
My boyfriend just texted to say that it feels like 102 degrees Fahrenheit in Chicago today. And on the last day of Pitchfork, too! (OK, it might not be 102 degrees right now because, through the mind-blowing science of Internet Time Travel, I am speaking to you from Today's Past to tell you about the Bible Belt heatwave.)
Anyway. It was in the 90s in New York City today, and Lady Gaga sure dressed the part, clomping down the street in silly patent-leather boots and not much else. I actually approve of ...
Early this morning, Victoria Beckham took to her Twitter account to post a photograph of husband David, cradling their newborn daughter, little Harper Seven:
I love this. It seems like a genuine, intimate moment, a candid portrait, a perfect vignette.
Also? Shrewd move. (Sorry, I've now ruined the poetic mood I'd just established.) But really. In the past, a lot of celebrities have sold off their own baby photos to the highest bidding tabloid, if only to keep the paparazzi from hounding them. Unfortunately, that practice always looks like shameless profiteering...
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony just announced their impending divorce, but that won't stop them both from co-hosting a new talent show, ¡Q'viva! The Chosen. ("The Chosen"! So ominous!)
The show hasn't even begun filming, so it'd be easy enough for either celeb to back out. Nonetheless, "the show goes on!" a spokesperson for ¡Q'viva! confirmed.
Deadline opines---a little cynically, if you ask me---that the couple's widely-reported split will actually improve their new television show's marketability. One thing that might make the ex-couple's co-hosting duties a little unco...
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Lindsay Lohan smolders in this month's issue of Vanity Fair Italia, but the accompanying interview raised eyebrows---specifically, the part of the article where Lohan walked out holding a "pink fur jacket" and, also, a gun.
In the interview, Lohan allegedly then explained: "I've got a permit to carry a firearm, but it's not loaded. I keep it in the house in case someone tries to get in."
I kind of love the Norma Desmond angle Vanity Fair Italia has contrived---I like to picture Lohan stamp...
Reactions to this year's Emmy nominations have run the gamut, from surprised delight to shocked indignation, from shocked bemusement to surprised consternation. Everyone is, in a word, dismayed. (Full lists of the 2011 nominees are over here.)
Here is a roundup of all the Shock, Delight, and Ire accumulated over the past couple days:
The Nice
- Bridesmaids' scene-stealing Melissa McCarthy had been announcing the Emmy nominations live when she realized she herself was nominated as Outs...
This isn't a conventional Blind Item at all---in fact, it's an anonymously-written email, published by an advice columnist. Who could the email be referencing, though?
In the letter, a down-on-her-luck gal claims that back in high school she went steady with a now-successful "recording artist":
Things were going well between us until his career picked up toward the end of our senior year. He transformed from a level-headed, compassionate guy into someone shallow and self-absorbed. When he b...
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If you are a pretty young starlet, how should you go about your reinvention as a Dramatic Actor?
Well, you could always try going the Hatha Way, absolving yourself of your Disneyness by turning up topless/naked in a "serious" drama (like Havoc, say). Choosing this tack, however, can backfire. It might make you seem easy.
You could establish your rep with a bio-pic---and I mean a serious one, not an Amy Fisher one. If you play your cards right, you might even earn an Oscar! Just like Reese Witherspoon did, for her role as June C...