

This is Dina Lohan. She gave birth to our number one girl, Lindsay, and also a couple of other less important Lohans. She's 48 years old. And she looks loads better than her most famous child.
From what I can tell, these pictures are from this medieval-themed party in the Hamptons. Dina's the producer of some new show on Bravo, and apparently she co-hosted this party? I don't know, the details are a little muddled to me, but I don't think it matters since there's a sex dungeon involved:
Dina Lohan ...
"Art is a lie. And every day I kill to make it true. It is my destiny to exist halfway between reality and fantasy at all times. They call me “theatrical,” but I posit profusely that I am theatre, and that theatre is me. I am a show with no intermission. It is this thing that summons me from the depths of reality and reminds me that the power of transformation is endless. That I (we) possess something magical and transformative inside?—??a uniqueness and specialness waiting to be exiled ...
How would you feel if Justin Bieber crashed your wedding? I mean, I think Selena would be fine, it'd just be like, "hey, someone brought their adorable preteen daughter, that's cool," but if The Biebz himself dropped by with all his swagger, just shaking his glorious hair and raising the douchiness in the atmosphere, it might be a little too much.
Here's what happened:
According to our sources at Rob and Jeanine McCool's wedding ... Bieber and Gomez were strolling on the beach when they...
The best celebrity Las Vegas weddings of all time! [Celebuzz]
What the hell is going on with Katie Holmes' stomach? [The Superficial]
San Francisco cops kill nineteen-year-old black man for not paying bus fare? Hardly. [Bossip]
I cannot believe they're remaking Evil Dead. [Starpulse]
Did Kim Kardashian get more face surgery? [Celebuzz]
Photos: J Woww gets it on with a chick. [Socialite Life]
Weston Cage wants to cage fight now. [TMZ]
What's your sex horoscope today? [The Frisk...
A week ago, Nicki Minaj was involved in an altercation in a Dallas hotel. According to an incident report, the argument escalated in Minaj's hotel room; when her companion tried to leave, he pushed Minaj away by, um, physically shoving his suitcase into her face. (She suffered a fat lip, CNN said.)
Granted, the Dallas police made a few errors in their report---they got the name of Minaj's assailant wrong, for one, and they can't even spell "Los Angeles"---but one deet is a bit more anomalous than all the rest. Ready for it? Nicki Minaj was bo...
She just popped that baby out, what, two minutes ago? Jeez. Girlfriend must just be one of those lucky ladies that practically bounces right back to what they were even without the aid of diuretics, cigarettes, or post-natal plastic surgery. I know they're few and far between, but they apparently do exist.
Either that, you know, or that patterned maxi dress is doing its THING.
Regardless, looking good Kate!
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I've given Gwen a lot of crap in the past about her style and how contrived I think her take on fashion is (there's nothing less fashionable than saying "Hey! I'm FASHIONABLE!"), but I actually really like this outfit, and I'm not being sarcastic. First, I saw the white shirt and said, "Hey, that looks like it's on backwards." But then I thought, "well actually, it's not that bad. I could get used to it." Then I scrolled down to see the pants and they reminded me of something my mother made me ...
Oh, no! B.D. Wong confirmed via Twitter that he is leaving Law & Order: SVU for greener pastures. The Tony award-winning actor originated the role of forensic psychiatrist George Huang, who audiences could count on for reliable textbook explanations of weird mental illnesses.
Is Special Victims Unit dunzo? With Stabler leaving, too, and Benson's contract expiring in 2012, who's left? Oh. Ice-T.
In commemoration of 11 years of Dr. George Huang, here's a video of B.D. Wong singing a Tori Amos song.
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