Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ok, Jennifer Aniston Is Definitely Going to Be A Mom, GOSH!

A photo of Jennifer Aniston Let me just tell you, girlfriend CANNOT get a break. First, Jennifer got herself a shiny new boyfriend, but wait, he's been in a relationship for 14 years! Then when she gets over that hump, she gets photographed looking silly and plastic and then just a little frumpy. And THEN we learned about her solo ride through couple's therapy. And you know what underscored all these recent rocky moments, and indeed, all these rocky years? The notion that Jen might never have that baby that she's w...

Love It or Leave It: Robert Downey Jr. in All His Majesty

A photo of Robert Downey Jr I know, it's really weird for me to see a Love It or Leave It about a dude too. Where are all the ill-fitting dresses and the crazy shoes? Maybe I'm going to hit and miss here because of all that, but I just couldn't pass up the chance to show you what Robert Downey Jr. wore last night to the Captain America premiere. It's too good, right? I think that if anyone else tried to pull off that shirt with that tie, I might vomit a little, just from the overwhelming patterns, but precious RDJ can do anything, and if you say different, then you're a damned fool. A damned ol' fool. [gallery]...

Afternoon Delight

photo of miley cyrus pictures photos hot pics of miley nudes Why did Paris Hilton walk off an ABC interview? [The Superficial] First photos of Ivanka's Trump's baby. [INFDaily] Finally, Jennifer Aniston herself talks about having children. [Starpulse] The ten best first-date movies ever. [Bossip] Liam Neeson has a girlfriend. [TMZ] Check out Demi Lovato's hot, curvy body. [Socialite Life] 25 stars who got naked to help their careers. [The Frisky] Nadya Suleman hates YOUR babies, not hers. [Amy Grindhouse] What the HELL is going on with Jennifer Aniston's face? [Celebuzz] Christina Hendricks' beautiful boobs on the set of some movie. [Caught on Set] Miley Cyrus...

Justin Timberlake Never Ceases to Make Me Smile. Or Swoon, Kind Of.

Aah. This is what Justin Timberlake did on his recent appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. I didn't see it 'til this video, because I'm barely up past 10 PM anymore (apparently we're getting old, friends), but I'm so glad that I happened to check the recaps today and found it. It's got the best of JT: his mad dance skills, his singing talents, and his cheeseball-acting antics that've gotten him pretty far in the past few years in lieu of success similar to that of 'N Sync's. It's still no 'SexyBack,' but you know what? I'm not going to be too picky today. Well done, Justin Timberlake, and thank you. /> Aah. This is what Justin Timberlake did on his recent appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. I didn't see it 'til this video, because I'm barely up past 10 PM anymore (apparently we're getting old, friends), but I'm so glad that I happened to check the recaps today and found it. It's got the best of JT: his mad dance skills, his singing talents, and his cheeseball-acting antics that've gotten him pretty far in the past few years in lieu of success similar to that of 'N Sync's. It's ...

You Just Don’t Even Know How Much I Want This to Be True

photo of jennifer lopez and mom pictures recent hot pics Sources close to Jennifer Lopez's ma are saying that she - Jennifer Lopez's ma, ffs - reached out to an ex-boyfriend of J. Lo herself to help intervene in what's now being painted as a Very Bad Marriage. The ex in question? Oh yes. It'd be BEN AFFLECK. DUN DUN DUN. Sources claim: "Guadalupe reached out to Ben over email. She wanted advice for Jennifer. She always liked and trusted him. Ben replied back on email, wished her well and offered what he could. Shortly thereafter Lopez and her h...

I’m Really Not Sure What Weston Cage is Doing

photo of weston cage doing martial arts pictures photos I mean, it's kind of apparent that he's demonstrating his sick martial arts prowess, but ... after that, I'm kind of at a loss for words. Is he trying to break into the film business? Replace Jackie Chan or Jet Li maybe? Get himself, I don't know, committed so he doesn't have to shoulder the responsibility of fathering an equally-crazy bitch's unborn child? All I know for sure is that this is one unstable dude. Anyone who pops off at a moment's notice, shows ever-present (?) paparazzi their tatt...

First Look at Two and a Half Men

photo of two and a half men promo pictures photos Are you guys ready for this? This whole Ashton Kutcher taking the place of Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men thing? Is this going to be any good? I just don't know. Unless I see some full-frontal nudity involving Kutcher, I guess I'm going to have to reserve my judgment indefinitely. Because really, that's the only way that I'm going to be watching anything beyond maybe the first episode of the new season. Will you guys be tuning in on September 19th? {democracy:229}...

Morning Wood

photo of glee 3d pictures photos movie pics The thirteen-year-old Jenner exposes herself again. [The Superficial] How do we feel about a bald Matt Damon? [Lainey Gossip] Hank yanks Kendra's skirt up. [Celebuzz] Now Rihanna's taking shots on stage. [Bossip] Vanessa Hudgens make a fashion statement of short hair and ass-flashing. [Starpulse] Britney: "My ex-bodyguard is lying about ... farts." [TMZ] Ivana Trump STILL looks hot in a two-piece. [The Blemish] Daniel Radcliffe: not too cool for his fans. [LA Times] Was there cheating in J. Lo and Marc Anthony's relationship? [Huff ...

There Were a Lot of Attractive Folks at the Crazy, Stupid Love Premiere

photo of steven baldwin pictures photos crazy stupid love premiere photos There really were. Well, with the exception of the swole-faced, purse-lipped Stephen Baldwin. Didn't he used to be the hot one? Was he the one in Flatliners? Nope, crap, that was William Baldwin. This is what he looks like these days: See? Not bad, right? Still pretty good. Better than Alec (who I definitely had a crush on in Beetlejuice) anyway, and way better than that creepy, creepy Stephen Baldwin. Anyway. I didn't intend for this post to turn out all about the Baldwins, baby, but I guess the urge just wins s...

Sarah Silverman Thinks It’s OK to Smoke Pot in a Public Parking Lot

photo of sarah silverman pictures photos smoking a joint drugs in parking lot in LA pics I mean, I thought so too, when I was seventeen, but friends, the times have changed. Willie Nelson's in some pretty big trouble (in Texas) and Chace Crawford hit a similar patch of trouble (in Texas), so if Sarah's smart, she'll stay out of parking lots while smoking marijuana (in Texas). No, but seriously, though - feel the way you want about pot and its effects and whether or not it's better or worse than alcohol consumption blah blah blah - that's not my debate today - but the fact rema...

U.S. to Canada: Please Keep the Quaids

Picture of Randy and Evi Quaid mugshot photos It's been such a long time since we last reported on Randy and Evi Quaid! That's because the couple fled to Canada to escape from a secret society of "star whackers," remember? Yep. Certainly those pesky outstanding criminal charges in Santa Barbara, California could also have something to do with the Quaids' sudden move north. (Evi now has Canadian citizenship, by the way.) Yesterday, however, a new twist: the U.S. Department of State has dismantled California's plans to extradite the couple to the United States. That's right! Our whole entire government is just like, "Hey, Canadians! Keep 'em! We're ...

This Has to Stop (But I’ll Post One Last Thing About Linda Hamilton)

Linda Hamilton at Wizard World Chicago, August 21, 2010This thing with the annual Marine Corps Ball? It has to stop. Seriously. After this final YouTube video proposal, I'm done. I now wash my hands of this whole affair. Probably. To quickly recapitulate: a Marine asked Mila Kunis to the annual Marine Corps Ball. She accepted. So a Lady Marine asked Justin Timberlake to a different Marine Corps Ball. With bells on! he said. Then, another Marine asked Betty White to the ball. DENIED. Denied by Betty White! And actress Linda Hamilton will not stand...