This is Dina Lohan. She gave birth to our number one girl, Lindsay, and also a couple of other less important Lohans. She’s 48 years old. And she looks loads better than her most famous child.
From what I can tell, these pictures are from this medieval-themed party in the Hamptons. Dina’s the producer of some new show on Bravo, and apparently she co-hosted this party? I don’t know, the details are a little muddled to me, but I don’t think it matters since there’s a sex dungeon involved:
Dina Lohan played Queen of the Hamptons Saturday night at the 15,000-square-foot Watermill castle of billionaire playboy Ivan Wilzig. In a medieval-style flowing dress, and a flowered veil, Lindsay Lohan’s mom even had a cadre of identically dressed young ladies-in-waiting who sat at her feet as she held court and flirted with Wilzig, a k a “Sir Ivan,” at his annual regally themed bash. When a young party girl who’d taken the dress code for the fete less seriously passed, Queen Dina barked, “That’s not very medieval!”
Later, a Page Six reporter uncovered a hidden gem in the castle: a black room with a large swing chained to the ceiling, a cage with handcuffs, shackles and a slew of giant, stuffed bunnies. It seems the chamber is reserved for anointed subjects. “Only the talent can come in here,” a staffer told us. When we asked where the talent was, he replied they were “coming later.” Egads! Guests at the party included “The Book of Mormon” creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Yeah, if you can decipher any of that, more power to you, friend. Mostly all I care about is how hilarious it is that Dina looks scorching hot next to her daughter and that she was almost definitely some kinky S&M mistress for Bravo.
