Wow! Photos where Evan Rachel Wood doesn't look like a complete ho! [Lainey Gossip]
Ew, Lindsay Lohan. Just a big, fat ew. [Starpulse]
Destiny's Child reunion imminent? [Bossip]
Morgan Freeman talks about an afterlife, which is appropriate since he played God for crying out loud. [Huff Po]
How Elisabetta is handling the breakup. [TMZ]
And this is why Amy Winehouse cancelled her tour. [LA Times]...
After a good few days of letting my Harry Potter dreams run wild, it looks like we might be close to figuring out what Pottermore is all about. And even though it's not a completely new series of books, it still sounds pretty wonderful. Here's the "leaked marketing memo" from Gawker:
[Pottermore is] a sophisticated online game that contains clues to prizes that are hidden in the real world. These are an unstated number of magic wands secreted in Britain and America, and possibly other countries.
So ok, hold the fuc...
And I don't just mean that Ryan was tipsy and driving a little too fast, I mean that Ryan's blood alcohol content was 0.196, which is more than twice Pennsylvania's legal limit of 0.08, and he was going between 130 and 140 miles per hour in a 55 zone. So yeah, that's the most reckless thing I've ever heard.
I still stand by what I said on Monday - I think Ryan was a great, funny dude who made some horrible, deplorable, and obviously dangerous mistakes. I've been out of my mind wasted befo...
One of my favorite things is when celebrities wear things that I could make myself. Not to be cocky or anything, I'm definitely not a master seamstress, but whatever little Anna Paquin is trying to rock here? Yeah, I could probably whip that up.
I think it's not even that I could make it, it's that I would love to make it. But not in a serious way, in a "wouldn't it be hilarious if I made a black dress, but made the torso part sheer and decorated it with some pipe cleaners?" way. Isn't tha...
Elisabetta Canalis's life is over. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston exposes her nips and her panties. [INFDaily]
Who was named "Most Stylish Celebrity Dad"? [Starpulse]
Jada Pinkett-Smith wants to give you ladies some marriage advice. [Bossip]
Not only is Chris Brown an abusive, whiny douche, he's also a homophobe, too. What a winner. [TMZ]
Jennifer Aniston cuddles up with Justin Theroux like she didn't just wreck a two-decade union. [Socialite Life]
A Scientology sing-along? [The Frisky]
Did Shape Photoshop Audrina Patridge's boobs away because they're so ridiculous-looking? [Amy Grindhouse]...
It's Katy Perry! And she's on the cover of Rolling Stone, showcasing her boobs and talking about her boobs, and what life really means. AKA? This is one interesting interview, friends.
On discovering there's life outside of Russell Brand's jaunty little penis:
"It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money. I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I'm only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I...
The first photo of the Hart family has emerged! Pink and her husband, Carey Hart, gave birth to their first child a few weeks ago, Willow Sage Hart. Not only is that possibly the cutest name ever, but these three are absolutely adorable together. It's kind of like when Nicole Richie and Joel Madden had their first kid, just better.
And incidentally, Pink is looking AMAZING these days. Seriously, this might be the best I've ever seen her look. Way to be a normal girl, girl!...
You know what I think is nuts? People mocking Kirstie Alley for going out without makeup. Seriously. I know we snark out a lot here on Evil Beet, but this is straight talk right now - Kirstie Alley is sixty years old. And from what my non-expert eye can discern, she's never had a spot of plastic surgery. And for THAT, I commend her. She looks like a normal, sixty-year-old woman, and I'm going to one-up what I just said - she looks even BETTER than a lot of sixty-year-old women I know, and not...
Last night, in the most riveting piece of television in the history of colonoscopies, Jon Stewart invited Cameron Diaz to extricate his stitches one at a time. And then she totally did. It is too disgusting to miss.
You may remember how, earlier this month, Jon Stewart cut his wrist on The Daily Show---he was making margaritas during a fake press conference when a glass shattered---and as he stood there bleeding, he remarked that he might actually need stitches. No kidding, man.
Anyway. Cameron Di...
A bitchfight is brewing between Meghan McCain and Bristol Palin. LOL [The Superficial]
Someone's actually considering Penn Badgely for a real role? [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrities who love to show their boobs. [Bossip]
True Blood season 4 premiere photos - like, all of 'em. [Starpulse]
Charlie Sheen and an ex reconciling? [ICYDK]
Ryan Dunn's death ruled "violent." [The Blemish]
James Franco: a gay poet? [LA Times]
What's this "huge" honor that's supposedly being bestowed upo...
And in a completely unsurprising move, they performed it on the latest Voice episode. Which is kind of what I want to talk about. Is anyone actually watching this show? Seriously, I think I know one person who's addicted to it. And I don't even really "know" them, I just happened to hear them talking about how much they loooove it one day in passing. I mean, I don't even see Facebook discussions about this show. I think that's the true telling of something's popularity these days, doesn't it?
I know that the concept of Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera teaming up would have been super hot in 2002 or so, but time goes by and things change and apparently, so do careers.
Do you guys (if any of you are, you know, watching it) think it's going to be a one-and-done type thing, maybe kind of like the song that Adam and Christina performed, or do you think it's here to stay? />
And in a completely unsurprising move, they performed it on the latest Voice episode. Which is kind of what I want to talk about. Is anyone actually watching this show? Seriously, I think I know one person who's addicted to it. And I don't even really "know" them, I just happened to hear them talking about how much they loooove it one day in passing. I mean, I don't even see Facebook discussions about this show. I think that's the true telling of something's popularity these days, doesn't ...
Wow! Photos where Evan Rachel Wood doesn't look like a complete ho! [Lainey Gossip]
Ew, Lindsay Lohan. Just a big, fat ew. [Starpulse]
Destiny's Child reunion imminent? [Bossip]
Morgan Freeman talks about an afterlife, which is appropriate since he played God for crying out loud. [Huff Po]
How Elisabetta is handling the breakup. [TMZ]
And this is why Amy Winehouse cancelled her tour. [LA Times]...
After a good few days of letting my Harry Potter dreams run wild, it looks like we might be close to figuring out what Pottermore is all about. And even though it's not a completely new series of books, it still sounds pretty wonderful. Here's the "leaked marketing memo" from Gawker:
[Pottermore is] a sophisticated online game that contains clues to prizes that are hidden in the real world. These are an unstated number of magic wands secreted in Britain and America, and possibly other countries.
So ok, hold the fuc...
And I don't just mean that Ryan was tipsy and driving a little too fast, I mean that Ryan's blood alcohol content was 0.196, which is more than twice Pennsylvania's legal limit of 0.08, and he was going between 130 and 140 miles per hour in a 55 zone. So yeah, that's the most reckless thing I've ever heard.
I still stand by what I said on Monday - I think Ryan was a great, funny dude who made some horrible, deplorable, and obviously dangerous mistakes. I've been out of my mind wasted befo...
One of my favorite things is when celebrities wear things that I could make myself. Not to be cocky or anything, I'm definitely not a master seamstress, but whatever little Anna Paquin is trying to rock here? Yeah, I could probably whip that up.
I think it's not even that I could make it, it's that I would love to make it. But not in a serious way, in a "wouldn't it be hilarious if I made a black dress, but made the torso part sheer and decorated it with some pipe cleaners?" way. Isn't tha...
Elisabetta Canalis's life is over. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston exposes her nips and her panties. [INFDaily]
Who was named "Most Stylish Celebrity Dad"? [Starpulse]
Jada Pinkett-Smith wants to give you ladies some marriage advice. [Bossip]
Not only is Chris Brown an abusive, whiny douche, he's also a homophobe, too. What a winner. [TMZ]
Jennifer Aniston cuddles up with Justin Theroux like she didn't just wreck a two-decade union. [Socialite Life]
A Scientology sing-along? [The Frisky]
Did Shape Photoshop Audrina Patridge's boobs away because they're so ridiculous-looking? [Amy Grindhouse]...
It's Katy Perry! And she's on the cover of Rolling Stone, showcasing her boobs and talking about her boobs, and what life really means. AKA? This is one interesting interview, friends.
On discovering there's life outside of Russell Brand's jaunty little penis:
"It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money. I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I'm only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I...
The first photo of the Hart family has emerged! Pink and her husband, Carey Hart, gave birth to their first child a few weeks ago, Willow Sage Hart. Not only is that possibly the cutest name ever, but these three are absolutely adorable together. It's kind of like when Nicole Richie and Joel Madden had their first kid, just better.
And incidentally, Pink is looking AMAZING these days. Seriously, this might be the best I've ever seen her look. Way to be a normal girl, girl!...
You know what I think is nuts? People mocking Kirstie Alley for going out without makeup. Seriously. I know we snark out a lot here on Evil Beet, but this is straight talk right now - Kirstie Alley is sixty years old. And from what my non-expert eye can discern, she's never had a spot of plastic surgery. And for THAT, I commend her. She looks like a normal, sixty-year-old woman, and I'm going to one-up what I just said - she looks even BETTER than a lot of sixty-year-old women I know, and not...
Last night, in the most riveting piece of television in the history of colonoscopies, Jon Stewart invited Cameron Diaz to extricate his stitches one at a time. And then she totally did. It is too disgusting to miss.
You may remember how, earlier this month, Jon Stewart cut his wrist on The Daily Show---he was making margaritas during a fake press conference when a glass shattered---and as he stood there bleeding, he remarked that he might actually need stitches. No kidding, man.
Anyway. Cameron Di...
A bitchfight is brewing between Meghan McCain and Bristol Palin. LOL [The Superficial]
Someone's actually considering Penn Badgely for a real role? [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrities who love to show their boobs. [Bossip]
True Blood season 4 premiere photos - like, all of 'em. [Starpulse]
Charlie Sheen and an ex reconciling? [ICYDK]
Ryan Dunn's death ruled "violent." [The Blemish]
James Franco: a gay poet? [LA Times]
What's this "huge" honor that's supposedly being bestowed upo...