Earlier this week, Pink released the first photo of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (still such a kickass name, right?). It was and still is super cute, as you can see above, and it melted all our hearts. And then, last night, Pink posted a note on her site explaining why she released the picture, and I thought it was just wonderful, and by far the best response to paparazzi attacks I've ever heard.
It's kind of long, so you can go ahead and jump on through to read the whole thing, but I strongly suggest that you do. If you don't, just know that s...
And for all the best reasons, you guys, because Ice-T and Coco have the purest love. Or did you not know that?
Let's listen to this lovely couple explain their reasoning behind procreating:
“Coco has been pushing Ice for some time about starting a family,” a pal divulged. “He’s finally given in, and promised that if their show ‘Ice Loves Coco’ gets picked up for a second season they’ll try for a baby.” A pregnancy would put 32-year-old Coco’s modeling career on hold, the s...
More Megan Fox in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Is Heidi Klum going to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow? [INFDaily]
The curse of televised marriage. [The Frisky]
Of course the 16-year-old bride is an alcoholic too. [Starpulse]
Yaris Sanchez and her boobs. My heavens. [Bossip]
George Clooney dumped his girlfriend because she thought the word "marriage." [Cele|bitchy]
This could be the most hilarious upcoming television series this year. [LA Times]
Bam Margera predicted Ryan Dunn's death to a T. [TMZ]
Jason Segel and John Krasinski dance with a blowup doll. [The Frisky]
Beyonce's new album a flo...
(Image from Shueisha’s Weekly Playboy via Kotaku)
And by "fake," I mean that she is computer-animated, a digital Frankenstein assembled piecemeal from 6 other members of the (61-member) girl group, AKB48.
Aimi Eguchi debuted in this Japanese candy commercial for Glico---she's the one front-and-center at the end, a digital composite made from each of the other girls who appear in the ad:
Glico would have gotten away with it for a little longer, too, if it weren't for those pesky J-p...
She's not actually checking that lettuce for bugs, though - she's hurling demeaning epithets at it with her demon eyes. Or at the very least, trying to project some of her self-proclaimed daddy-issue self-loathing onto it so she feels better about herself. There's a reason girlfriend's called "Halle Scary," you know.
Let's be real: Halle Berry has never been known to be as stable as a lot of the kids in Hollywood, so let's not pretend like everything she does is this serene, zenned-out B...
I know that's, like, such old news, but after seeing these photos you might question it. Lucky for you I'm here to correct your ass: the girl in the photos is Melissa Molinaro, a Kim Kardashian impersonator. D'you hear me? A Kim. Kardashian. Impersonator. As in she pretends to be Kim Kardashian and sometimes? She gets paid for it. Like this Old Navy shoot, where a woman (Molinaro) does a knock-off of Kim Kardashian at a slumber party:
Crazy, right? Here's another photo of girlfriend...
Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like fourth grade, when the boy that sits behind you and pulls your hair finally gets moved and he's all angry about it and blames you for it, and then he realizes hey, that bitch who sat in front of me isn't really all that anyway and moves on to pull the hair of the new girl sitting in front of him. You never really liked him all that much to begin with, but now that he wasn't interested in you anymore it just made him SO MUCH MORE INTRIGUING.
Here we h...
Ryan Dunn's BAC was over twice the legal limit. [The Superficial]
All of the True Blood season 4 photos you can stand. [Lainey Gossip]
Weezy has a a "lot of kids." [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian's crazy wedding weight loss. [Starpulse]
Kirstie Alley loses even more weight. [ICYDK]
Fassbender, Viggo, spanking and sex. [Pajiba]
Steve-O didn't want to live or recover. [Huff Po]
Did Brad and Angelina get married on the sly? [CDL]
Selena Gomez on the set of her new video! [Caught ...
I don't know about you guys, but I love me some football. And I think there's something oddly arousing about Peyton Manning and his receding hairline.
Anyway, this is the trailer for Football Cops and it's a series that's supposed to *debut on DirectTV later in the year. If, you know, there's no football to be played. I'm hoping otherwise. Though I love half of the Mannings, nothing's really a good replacement for football on a Sunday afternoon in the fall - not even something as faux-glorious as Football Cops.
Who's your favorite?
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And are you excited about the possibility of football this year?
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I don't know about you guys, but I love me some football. And I think there's something oddly arousing about Peyton Manning and his receding hairline.
Anyway, this is the trailer for Football Cops and it's a series that's supposed to *debut on DirectTV later in the year. If, you know, there's no football to be played. I'm hoping otherwise. Though I love half of the Mannings, nothing's really a good replacement for football on a Sunday afternoon in the fall - not even something as faux-...
Alas, Pottermore.
I watched the video - and you should, too - and I'm still kind of confused. I mean, I don't always process the things people say in the way that they're meant, and that sometimes spells trouble for me, but what exactly is Rowling talking about here? Is it some kind of choose your own adventure-type online game like those fabulously awesome books from the eighties and nineties? Because if that's what this is all about, do you have ANY IDEA how many hours of my day could be lost playing with this mess? Combining Harry Potter and Choose Your Own Adventure is like chocolate teaming up with raspberry for, fuck, like anything at all. In other words? One of the best things that could possibly happen IN LIFE. />
Alas, Pottermore.
I watched the video - and you should, too - and I'm still kind of confused. I mean, I don't always process the things people say in the way that they're meant, and that sometimes spells trouble for me, but what exactly is Rowling talking about here? Is it some kind of choose your own adventure-type online game like those fabulously awesome books from the eighties and nineties? Because if that's what this is all about, do you have ANY IDEA how many hours of my day could b...
I always considered ERW to be the Hollywood actress most unsure of who she was with regard to her personal style. There was nothing that really stood out about her for me - aside from that whole dating Marilyn Manson thing, taking bloody nude photos, and the way obvious Dita von Teese ripoff - but this? This is seriously the best she's ever looked, and this hairstyle, hands down, is the one for her. She looks clean, she looks healthy, and above all, she's MEMORABLE now.
Congrats, Evan - yo...
Breaking news that hits me anywhere between my "schadenfreude" and "just sad" glands: Lindsay flunked another alcohol test while living on her rooftop. Whoops! I'm sure this is all simply a misunderstanding.
She's scheduled to appear before Judge Stephanie Sautner this morning.
Just as a reminder---because this is understandably a little confusing for the rest of us---Lindsay is under house arrest for stealing a necklace, but the terms of her probation were part of the whole DUI thing.
Y...
Earlier this week, Pink released the first photo of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (still such a kickass name, right?). It was and still is super cute, as you can see above, and it melted all our hearts. And then, last night, Pink posted a note on her site explaining why she released the picture, and I thought it was just wonderful, and by far the best response to paparazzi attacks I've ever heard.
It's kind of long, so you can go ahead and jump on through to read the whole thing, but I strongly suggest that you do. If you don't, just know that s...
And for all the best reasons, you guys, because Ice-T and Coco have the purest love. Or did you not know that?
Let's listen to this lovely couple explain their reasoning behind procreating:
“Coco has been pushing Ice for some time about starting a family,” a pal divulged. “He’s finally given in, and promised that if their show ‘Ice Loves Coco’ gets picked up for a second season they’ll try for a baby.” A pregnancy would put 32-year-old Coco’s modeling career on hold, the s...
More Megan Fox in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Is Heidi Klum going to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow? [INFDaily]
The curse of televised marriage. [The Frisky]
Of course the 16-year-old bride is an alcoholic too. [Starpulse]
Yaris Sanchez and her boobs. My heavens. [Bossip]
George Clooney dumped his girlfriend because she thought the word "marriage." [Cele|bitchy]
This could be the most hilarious upcoming television series this year. [LA Times]
Bam Margera predicted Ryan Dunn's death to a T. [TMZ]
Jason Segel and John Krasinski dance with a blowup doll. [The Frisky]
Beyonce's new album a flo...
(Image from Shueisha’s Weekly Playboy via Kotaku)
And by "fake," I mean that she is computer-animated, a digital Frankenstein assembled piecemeal from 6 other members of the (61-member) girl group, AKB48.
Aimi Eguchi debuted in this Japanese candy commercial for Glico---she's the one front-and-center at the end, a digital composite made from each of the other girls who appear in the ad:
Glico would have gotten away with it for a little longer, too, if it weren't for those pesky J-p...
She's not actually checking that lettuce for bugs, though - she's hurling demeaning epithets at it with her demon eyes. Or at the very least, trying to project some of her self-proclaimed daddy-issue self-loathing onto it so she feels better about herself. There's a reason girlfriend's called "Halle Scary," you know.
Let's be real: Halle Berry has never been known to be as stable as a lot of the kids in Hollywood, so let's not pretend like everything she does is this serene, zenned-out B...
I know that's, like, such old news, but after seeing these photos you might question it. Lucky for you I'm here to correct your ass: the girl in the photos is Melissa Molinaro, a Kim Kardashian impersonator. D'you hear me? A Kim. Kardashian. Impersonator. As in she pretends to be Kim Kardashian and sometimes? She gets paid for it. Like this Old Navy shoot, where a woman (Molinaro) does a knock-off of Kim Kardashian at a slumber party:
Crazy, right? Here's another photo of girlfriend...
Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like fourth grade, when the boy that sits behind you and pulls your hair finally gets moved and he's all angry about it and blames you for it, and then he realizes hey, that bitch who sat in front of me isn't really all that anyway and moves on to pull the hair of the new girl sitting in front of him. You never really liked him all that much to begin with, but now that he wasn't interested in you anymore it just made him SO MUCH MORE INTRIGUING.
Here we h...
Ryan Dunn's BAC was over twice the legal limit. [The Superficial]
All of the True Blood season 4 photos you can stand. [Lainey Gossip]
Weezy has a a "lot of kids." [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian's crazy wedding weight loss. [Starpulse]
Kirstie Alley loses even more weight. [ICYDK]
Fassbender, Viggo, spanking and sex. [Pajiba]
Steve-O didn't want to live or recover. [Huff Po]
Did Brad and Angelina get married on the sly? [CDL]
Selena Gomez on the set of her new video! [Caught ...
I always considered ERW to be the Hollywood actress most unsure of who she was with regard to her personal style. There was nothing that really stood out about her for me - aside from that whole dating Marilyn Manson thing, taking bloody nude photos, and the way obvious Dita von Teese ripoff - but this? This is seriously the best she's ever looked, and this hairstyle, hands down, is the one for her. She looks clean, she looks healthy, and above all, she's MEMORABLE now.
Congrats, Evan - yo...
Breaking news that hits me anywhere between my "schadenfreude" and "just sad" glands: Lindsay flunked another alcohol test while living on her rooftop. Whoops! I'm sure this is all simply a misunderstanding.
She's scheduled to appear before Judge Stephanie Sautner this morning.
Just as a reminder---because this is understandably a little confusing for the rest of us---Lindsay is under house arrest for stealing a necklace, but the terms of her probation were part of the whole DUI thing.
Y...