I do honestly believe that Michael Jackson was a sad and misunderstood man-child, doomed to isolation, who never knew a normal life. Maybe a certain amount of retconning is required to arrive at that conclusion: I'm soft.
La Toya Jackson's new memoir, Starting Over, is a real downer. Much of the book centers on her brother's paranoia that people were out to kill him (she still shares his suspicions, not to mention his fake nose). And while La Toya Jackson isn't my go-to for facts-based narratives, this is some pretty dark ...
(Photos via Facebook)
Artist Landon Meier's nightmarishly realistic masks have been making the rounds at horror conventions nationwide (and on Regretsy, hee). He's got baby masks, he's got Jack Nicholson masks, but his most startling silicone likeness is probably that of Charlie Sheen.
Incredibly, the Charlie Sheen mask looks great from every angle---unlike cadaverous Charlie Sheen himself. Or, well, OK, they're both pretty creepy. Either way, it's like a cartoon come to life! Eek!
...
I know it's just the news you've been waiting for: that Kim Kardashian doesn't stuff her pants or have, you know, weird (ass) implants of some sort.
Kim's loving sister Khloe took it upon herself to post a photo of Kim standing next to what's supposed to be an x-ray of Kim's backside. However? It looks more like an enlarged gall bladder that probably belongs to Khloe, which Kim is now trying to pass off as her own. Ass, that is.
Um, good luck, ladies....
So. Does anyone else think that Selena here kind of looks like Justin in the short silver-hair getup that she's got going on at the 2:00 mark? And is as creeped out by it as I am mostly because of the visuals that follow?
Also, is Selena Gomez going to be a "thing" much like Jennifer Lopez or Kylie Minogue were a "thing"? Because I just can't seem to get myself used to this little girl, I'm sorry. />
So. Does anyone else think that Selena here kind of looks like Justin in the short silver-hair getup that she's got going on at the 2:00 mark? And is as creeped out by it as I am mostly because of the visuals that follow?
Also, is Selena Gomez going to be a "thing" much like Jennifer Lopez or Kylie Minogue were a "thing"? Because I just can't seem to get myself used to this little girl, I'm sorry. ...
What Jennifer Aniston's hair means for her new relationship. [Lainey Gossip]
I'm sure we'll expect to see an alcohol-related death by year's end now, right? [The Superficial]
Ron Artest needs another psych evaluation maybe. [Bossip]
This is Kristina Shannon's new boyfriend. [Starpulse]
Leonardo DiCaprio is in love with Blake Lively. I'm sure her amazing T&A have nothing to do with it, either. [Cele|bitchy]
What's the "huge new role" that all of the A-list actresses are fightin...
According to the National Enquirer:
"Owen wanted the freedom to do what he wanted with his friends, both male and female, while remaining a family unit with Jade and the baby,' an insider told the National Enquirer. 'But Jade wasn't willing to go along with that, so Owen decided to end things with her instead of cheating behind her back."
Of all the sleazy, disgusting things I've heard: Owen Wilson doesn't want to get married because he wants the freedom to be able to sleep with other wome...
These are recent photos of Christina Aguilera, leaving a recording studio in LA earlier in the week.
I give Christina props - she dropped the horrible red lipstick, pancake foundation, and fugly baloney curls and went with the more natural look that we all pretty much agreed flatters her probably more than anything else at this point possibly could.
Her hair still looks fried out and frizzy, but the crimps are way more stylish than the 40's flapper type, and her face is still as round a...
Apparently Justin Bieber's new perfume, Someday, is filling its intended purpose: driving men around the world wild.
Bieber was at Macy's in Manhattan yesterday promoting his latest, um, creative endeavor, and on his way out of the store, security somehow lapsed (no doubt driven to to the brink of sensual, lax insanity by the sweet effects of Justin's mad perfumery skills), Justin took advantage of it and went to a non-secure area, and a non-Justin Bieber fan launched himself over a conc...
Have you seen this cover for Haute Muse magazine? Bonnie Wright (the chick that plays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies - now you're in the know) is looking FABULOUS.
In watching the movies as Bonnie grew before our eyes, I always thought that she was going to be absolutely gorgeous when she got older. And I'm right - she totally is. The only bit of snark I've got for this? When she talks, her mouth does weird things. I'm not really sure what's going on there, but it's evident to m...
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield caught on camera. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend really thinks he's hot shit. [Starpulse]
Ice T and Coco are planning to have a baby? [Bossip]
Unheard Nirvana songs being released. [Huff Po]
Octomom rips the man who made her (in)famous. [TMZ]
Shia LeBeouf is SO FUNNY. [LA Times]...
Yeah, Lindsay had to go to court this morning for violating probation, and no, she's not going to jail. It turns out that even though she failed a urine test for booze and even though she refused to take a couple of drug and alcohol tests last month, she'd only been ordered to take the drug and alcohol tests until February, so it doesn't even matter. So basically, today the judge was like "ok, no more parties, and you can only have one friend over at a time, but if you're cool with that, t...
I do honestly believe that Michael Jackson was a sad and misunderstood man-child, doomed to isolation, who never knew a normal life. Maybe a certain amount of retconning is required to arrive at that conclusion: I'm soft.
La Toya Jackson's new memoir, Starting Over, is a real downer. Much of the book centers on her brother's paranoia that people were out to kill him (she still shares his suspicions, not to mention his fake nose). And while La Toya Jackson isn't my go-to for facts-based narratives, this is some pretty dark ...
(Photos via Facebook)
Artist Landon Meier's nightmarishly realistic masks have been making the rounds at horror conventions nationwide (and on Regretsy, hee). He's got baby masks, he's got Jack Nicholson masks, but his most startling silicone likeness is probably that of Charlie Sheen.
Incredibly, the Charlie Sheen mask looks great from every angle---unlike cadaverous Charlie Sheen himself. Or, well, OK, they're both pretty creepy. Either way, it's like a cartoon come to life! Eek!
...
I know it's just the news you've been waiting for: that Kim Kardashian doesn't stuff her pants or have, you know, weird (ass) implants of some sort.
Kim's loving sister Khloe took it upon herself to post a photo of Kim standing next to what's supposed to be an x-ray of Kim's backside. However? It looks more like an enlarged gall bladder that probably belongs to Khloe, which Kim is now trying to pass off as her own. Ass, that is.
Um, good luck, ladies....
What Jennifer Aniston's hair means for her new relationship. [Lainey Gossip]
I'm sure we'll expect to see an alcohol-related death by year's end now, right? [The Superficial]
Ron Artest needs another psych evaluation maybe. [Bossip]
This is Kristina Shannon's new boyfriend. [Starpulse]
Leonardo DiCaprio is in love with Blake Lively. I'm sure her amazing T&A have nothing to do with it, either. [Cele|bitchy]
What's the "huge new role" that all of the A-list actresses are fightin...
According to the National Enquirer:
"Owen wanted the freedom to do what he wanted with his friends, both male and female, while remaining a family unit with Jade and the baby,' an insider told the National Enquirer. 'But Jade wasn't willing to go along with that, so Owen decided to end things with her instead of cheating behind her back."
Of all the sleazy, disgusting things I've heard: Owen Wilson doesn't want to get married because he wants the freedom to be able to sleep with other wome...
These are recent photos of Christina Aguilera, leaving a recording studio in LA earlier in the week.
I give Christina props - she dropped the horrible red lipstick, pancake foundation, and fugly baloney curls and went with the more natural look that we all pretty much agreed flatters her probably more than anything else at this point possibly could.
Her hair still looks fried out and frizzy, but the crimps are way more stylish than the 40's flapper type, and her face is still as round a...
Apparently Justin Bieber's new perfume, Someday, is filling its intended purpose: driving men around the world wild.
Bieber was at Macy's in Manhattan yesterday promoting his latest, um, creative endeavor, and on his way out of the store, security somehow lapsed (no doubt driven to to the brink of sensual, lax insanity by the sweet effects of Justin's mad perfumery skills), Justin took advantage of it and went to a non-secure area, and a non-Justin Bieber fan launched himself over a conc...
Have you seen this cover for Haute Muse magazine? Bonnie Wright (the chick that plays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies - now you're in the know) is looking FABULOUS.
In watching the movies as Bonnie grew before our eyes, I always thought that she was going to be absolutely gorgeous when she got older. And I'm right - she totally is. The only bit of snark I've got for this? When she talks, her mouth does weird things. I'm not really sure what's going on there, but it's evident to m...
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield caught on camera. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend really thinks he's hot shit. [Starpulse]
Ice T and Coco are planning to have a baby? [Bossip]
Unheard Nirvana songs being released. [Huff Po]
Octomom rips the man who made her (in)famous. [TMZ]
Shia LeBeouf is SO FUNNY. [LA Times]...
Yeah, Lindsay had to go to court this morning for violating probation, and no, she's not going to jail. It turns out that even though she failed a urine test for booze and even though she refused to take a couple of drug and alcohol tests last month, she'd only been ordered to take the drug and alcohol tests until February, so it doesn't even matter. So basically, today the judge was like "ok, no more parties, and you can only have one friend over at a time, but if you're cool with that, t...