Do you have a serious Case of the Mondays? I've got the cure!
So put on your filthmongering caps and fire up your collective imagination! Here comes a fresh crop of Blind Items!
The National Enquirer asks:
Which iconic sci-fi sex symbol with a history of bad relationships has gone lesbian? The once red-hot actress's life is usually an open book, so it’s no wonder she’s telling friends that she’s ready to come out!
Tee hee. I have my suspicions, but I'll leave it in the comments with the rest of ...
Here is a real, actual phone conversation I had last night with my best friend, who recently moved to Los Angeles:
Me: Auuuugh! Did you read that Marie Osmond is joining Bold and the Beautiful?
BFF: I… just don't think that's true. I think she was kidding.
Me: OK, whatever. Forget it. How about this? James Spader might join the cast of The Office. They're in negotiations now.
BFF: Oooooh, James Spader. I love him.
Me: Sure you do. Because you're a big creep-o.
BFF: I know! But his cameo on the show was so good. Did you see it?
Me: Mhm, but only ...
I'm sure you're positively foaming at the mouth to know what Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston have been up to together, but fear not: People's got exclusive sources that are ready and willing to sacrifice it all, follow the new couple around, and report it to one of the biggest pop culture publications, all courtesy of Jennifer Aniston's checkbook.
From People:
The couple were spotted dining at New York's Il Cantinori Saturday night with Aniston's friend and Horrible Bosses costar Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka.
Enjoying ...
I know the appropriate answer would be "I don't care," but I'm just throwing it out there in case there are some people out there who are completely besotted by the Avril-Brody Jenner-Deryck Whibley triangle of love.
Here we have photos of Avril and Deryck, partying on a boat together in Saint Tropez, looking all touchy-feely and like they're about to bone below deck. Avril's supposed boyfriend, Brody Jenner, was nowhere to be found.
One thing I can give this guy (aside from my express perm...
Christina Aguilera's butt is all-natural. [The Superficial]
Game of Thrones at Comic-Con? [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna falls onstage. [Bossip]
Miley Cyrus says that she feels all tragic and stuff over Ryan Dunn with her very own Twitpic. Birds of a feather and all that, I guess. [Starpulse]
The hottest chicks of summer 2011. [LA Times]
Leaked trailer for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. [Pajiba]
Photos of Kirstie Alley trying to stuff herself into a size two dress. [INFDaily]
Crystal Harris admits publicly that her engagement to Hefner was all a publicity stunt. [Amy Grindhouse]
10 Dumb luxury items ...
This was going to be a post about Lauren Conrad and her boyfriend of three years breaking it up, but two words into writing the headline, I realized that I totally didn't give a crap and I'd be better suited to discussing how much Nicki Minaj makes me think of Jem.
I was a HUGE Jem fan when I was little - and incidentally, programming for the Hub in my area (is that a thing where you guys are?) started airing old episodes of Jem on Saturdays. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT ROCKS? I've been bur...
This? Is Megan Fox's latest interview with the long, drawn-out Armani campaign that she's been pushing for something like eighteen months, now, at this point.
My favorite part of the interview? When Megan says that her favorite part of being pretty is when her stepson tells her that she's beautiful. What a crock of saccharine-coated BS. You're just not that all that nice, Megan.
Anyway, I guess if you're not doing any movies or have any real projects in development, that you have to stay relevant somehow or another. A for effort, Megs, but I'm with Emily when I say that you're just a poor man's Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Sorry, girl! />
This? Is Megan Fox's latest interview with the long, drawn-out Armani campaign that she's been pushing for something like eighteen months, now, at this point.
My favorite part of the interview? When Megan says that her favorite part of being pretty is when her stepson tells her that she's beautiful. What a crock of saccharine-coated BS. You're just not that all that nice, Megan.
Anyway, I guess if you're not doing any movies or have any real projects in development, that you have to stay r...
"Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants?" That was my first reaction to many of these photos. Even though I couldn't stop staring at the ageless, timeless, gorgeous Mary J. Blige, the stirrup pants question lingered in the back of my head. For real: Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants? Also, Busta Rhymes put on quite a belly, that's for certain. Last thing? Theo Huxtable just REFUSES TO AGE, doesn't he.
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OK, like three, anyway. It's not like he swept the entire evening, even though he did win the best male R&B artist. And what the hell is that about, anyway? Naturally, I don't like Chris Brown - and before all you bleeding hearts start in on about forgiving people their sins and whatever, let it be said that Chris Brown is just one messed-up dude, and if GMA didn't prove that, y'all are blind - but looking objectively at his music? Meh. I don't know. I could think of a thousand other R&B artists that deserve...
I get Lady Gaga, I do. She's a wacky girl with a heart of gold. That's fine, that's whatever, she can do her thing, I don't care. But this is where I draw the line. "This" being talking sincerely about the dream of Japan while keeping her eyes shut tight so you can check out her crazy makeup. Because she's so out there, you guys, did you get that? No one else has done what she's doing. Totally original, totally fresh. And totally sincere about the tragedies that happened in Japan. Ugh.
On a purely superficial level though, how weird are her anime eyes right here? So creepy, right? />
I get Lady Gaga, I do. She's a wacky girl with a heart of gold. That's fine, that's whatever, she can do her thing, I don't care. But this is where I draw the line. "This" being talking sincerely about the dream of Japan while keeping her eyes shut tight so you can check out her crazy makeup. Because she's so out there, you guys, did you get that? No one else has done what she's doing. Totally original, totally fresh. And totally sincere about the tragedies that happened in Japan. Ugh.
On a purely superficial level though, how weird are her anime eyes right here? So creepy, right?...
Rosie here is the lady who replaced Megan Fox in the Transformers movies. And maybe it's just her breathtaking dress here combined with my total lack of appreciation for Megan Fox, but I think Rosie has Megan beat by miles and miles, at least.
What about you guys: Rosie or Megan?
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Do you have a serious Case of the Mondays? I've got the cure!
So put on your filthmongering caps and fire up your collective imagination! Here comes a fresh crop of Blind Items!
The National Enquirer asks:
Which iconic sci-fi sex symbol with a history of bad relationships has gone lesbian? The once red-hot actress's life is usually an open book, so it’s no wonder she’s telling friends that she’s ready to come out!
Tee hee. I have my suspicions, but I'll leave it in the comments with the rest of ...
Here is a real, actual phone conversation I had last night with my best friend, who recently moved to Los Angeles:
Me: Auuuugh! Did you read that Marie Osmond is joining Bold and the Beautiful?
BFF: I… just don't think that's true. I think she was kidding.
Me: OK, whatever. Forget it. How about this? James Spader might join the cast of The Office. They're in negotiations now.
BFF: Oooooh, James Spader. I love him.
Me: Sure you do. Because you're a big creep-o.
BFF: I know! But his cameo on the show was so good. Did you see it?
Me: Mhm, but only ...
I'm sure you're positively foaming at the mouth to know what Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston have been up to together, but fear not: People's got exclusive sources that are ready and willing to sacrifice it all, follow the new couple around, and report it to one of the biggest pop culture publications, all courtesy of Jennifer Aniston's checkbook.
From People:
The couple were spotted dining at New York's Il Cantinori Saturday night with Aniston's friend and Horrible Bosses costar Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka.
Enjoying ...
I know the appropriate answer would be "I don't care," but I'm just throwing it out there in case there are some people out there who are completely besotted by the Avril-Brody Jenner-Deryck Whibley triangle of love.
Here we have photos of Avril and Deryck, partying on a boat together in Saint Tropez, looking all touchy-feely and like they're about to bone below deck. Avril's supposed boyfriend, Brody Jenner, was nowhere to be found.
One thing I can give this guy (aside from my express perm...
Christina Aguilera's butt is all-natural. [The Superficial]
Game of Thrones at Comic-Con? [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna falls onstage. [Bossip]
Miley Cyrus says that she feels all tragic and stuff over Ryan Dunn with her very own Twitpic. Birds of a feather and all that, I guess. [Starpulse]
The hottest chicks of summer 2011. [LA Times]
Leaked trailer for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. [Pajiba]
Photos of Kirstie Alley trying to stuff herself into a size two dress. [INFDaily]
Crystal Harris admits publicly that her engagement to Hefner was all a publicity stunt. [Amy Grindhouse]
10 Dumb luxury items ...
This was going to be a post about Lauren Conrad and her boyfriend of three years breaking it up, but two words into writing the headline, I realized that I totally didn't give a crap and I'd be better suited to discussing how much Nicki Minaj makes me think of Jem.
I was a HUGE Jem fan when I was little - and incidentally, programming for the Hub in my area (is that a thing where you guys are?) started airing old episodes of Jem on Saturdays. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT ROCKS? I've been bur...
"Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants?" That was my first reaction to many of these photos. Even though I couldn't stop staring at the ageless, timeless, gorgeous Mary J. Blige, the stirrup pants question lingered in the back of my head. For real: Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants? Also, Busta Rhymes put on quite a belly, that's for certain. Last thing? Theo Huxtable just REFUSES TO AGE, doesn't he.
[gallery columns="7"]...
OK, like three, anyway. It's not like he swept the entire evening, even though he did win the best male R&B artist. And what the hell is that about, anyway? Naturally, I don't like Chris Brown - and before all you bleeding hearts start in on about forgiving people their sins and whatever, let it be said that Chris Brown is just one messed-up dude, and if GMA didn't prove that, y'all are blind - but looking objectively at his music? Meh. I don't know. I could think of a thousand other R&B artists that deserve...
Rosie here is the lady who replaced Megan Fox in the Transformers movies. And maybe it's just her breathtaking dress here combined with my total lack of appreciation for Megan Fox, but I think Rosie has Megan beat by miles and miles, at least.
What about you guys: Rosie or Megan?
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