Chuck Lorre, the creator of Two and a Half Men, never ever ever wants to see Charlie Sheen ever again. Sources report that Sheen's character, the tragicomic lothario Charlie Harper, is slated to die a terrible, probably-gruesome death, very nearly ensuring zero possibility of a future cameo.
And while the script for Charlie Harper's killing-off isn't complete, perhaps Lorre is trying to translate Sheen's epic fall into a "teachable moment": there are tentative plans to have the character drive his car off a c...
Michael Bay made Rosie Huntington-Whiteley work for her Transformers part. [The Superficial]
Recommence the baby rumors. [Bossip]
Pamela Anderson: being sued for a crap ton of money. Like, the rest of it, probably. [TMZ]
Please, please, PLEASE tell me this rumor is true. [Starpulse]
This is the best Katie Holmes has looked in years ... so what's behind it all? [Lainey Gossip]
SO WEIRD, I was just thinking about this yesterday: Newsweek did a "Princess Diana at age 50" cover. What do you thin...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Dane Cook photo: Hal...
Here we have a photo of Jennifer Aniston walking around New York City yesterday afternoon, maybe contemplating a sleeve tattoo to complement her new man's style, or maybe just following him to a job to make sure he isn't shacking up with Angelina Jolie, or, you know, his ex-girlfriend of two decades again. I'm not sure. It could really be either thing.
One thing I am sure of, however, is that this is definitely the worst photo I've ever seen of Jen. I know we all take bad pictures (like, ALL of my candid pictures are bad pictures, seriously), but I get some serious glee in the cockles of my heart ...
Am I crazy for not thinking that Taylor Swift is all that pretty? I mean, she's not BAD-LOOKING, by any means, nor is she even average, I guess, but I just don't really find her all that attractive. I know she's a moderately talented singer/songwriter and stuff, and not everyone can be a wanton sex goddess like Olivia Wilde, and it's NOT EVEN LIKE it's just LOOKS THAT MATTER, but Taylor Swift? I guess I'll just pass on that, thanks.
I mean, even in this photo shoot, where she's supposed to ...
From People:
Jake Gyllenhaal was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night at West Hollywood's Chateau Marmont – but the actor gave special attention to one woman: Olivia Wilde. The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting "touchy-feely." Says the onlooker: "At one point, he had his hand on hers." Still, the two weren't overly affectionate with each other. "Olivia was very cool," the onlooker says, "and wasn't fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was gi...
Four hours with Prince - as insane as you can imagine. [Lainey Gossip]
Ricky Romance got smacked up on the street. [TMZ]
All the movie trailers you want to see, now. [Starpulse]
High school graduates not allowed to wear thongs, stilettos, or hot pants to grad ceremony. And people are apparently MAD about this for some reason. [Bossip]
Nahla looks just like her daddy. [Huff Po]
Keith Olbermann back on TV with Countdown. [LA Times]...
I'm sure a lot of you still think that Ryan Dunn is a reckless asshole, and that's fair, but I'm sure a lot of you are also still feeling pretty sad about the whole thing. And if you were wondering how fellow Jackass Johnny Knoxville feels about the whole thing, I'm pretty sure he feels both of those things pretty strongly.
Over at the Dickhouse site, Dickhouse being Johnny's production company, they've been running a little "In Memory of Ryan" series. Jeff Tremaine, the director of Jackass, d...
For those of you who have followed this blog for a long time, or even those of you who have kept up with celebrity gossip for a long time, you'll remember that Katie Holmes hasn't always had the greatest fashion sense. Sure, she's been looking better these days, I guess, but this is the first time I think she's looked cute. Or, you know, almost cute. Either way, it's a start.
The only things I don't like about this dress are the sides of it, because I think cut out dresses are usually silly, and the hem. There's something off about the hem, isn't there? I don't know, it bothers me, and that's ...
If you haven't noticed, for the past few months I have been steadily falling in love with this man, this glorious Robert Pattinson, and in my fangirl heart of hearts, I worry that Kristen Stewart is not the right lady for him. And judging by this story, I think I might be right:
“Rob’s been partying hard. He’s been out almost every night at concerts and dinners with pals – and this is hot on the heels of him going out clubbing with Sienna Miller in London a few weeks ago.
“Kristen’s upset about his partying and ended up having a tearful showdo...
This morning, Sarah told you guys about Chris Brown at the BET Awards, and she even showed you a gallery of the awards, but still, I can't leave this alone. I just can't. There are so many unanswered questions and unresolved feelings about what this man wore to perform in last night, and I've always been an advocate of using teamwork to come to terms with tragedies and to evolve the soul, and so here we are.
Someone please justify what Chris Brown is doing here. Breezy fans, this is your moment: you can't justify a lot of things that Chris Brown has d...
This is the new busty blonde that's going to make Hef forget his name. [The Superficial]
How appropriate is it for Beyonce's ass to be hanging out in the UK? [Bossip]
Christie Brinkley: good plastic surgery or good genes? [Starpulse]
The sex is probably this good, too. [Socialite Life]
Charlie Sheen has no more women. [TMZ]
13 super-secret celebrity weddings. [The Frisky]
Bristol Palin is apparently not calling Levi Johnston a rapist, I guess. [Cele|bitchy]
Kourtney Kardash...
Chuck Lorre, the creator of Two and a Half Men, never ever ever wants to see Charlie Sheen ever again. Sources report that Sheen's character, the tragicomic lothario Charlie Harper, is slated to die a terrible, probably-gruesome death, very nearly ensuring zero possibility of a future cameo.
And while the script for Charlie Harper's killing-off isn't complete, perhaps Lorre is trying to translate Sheen's epic fall into a "teachable moment": there are tentative plans to have the character drive his car off a c...
Michael Bay made Rosie Huntington-Whiteley work for her Transformers part. [The Superficial]
Recommence the baby rumors. [Bossip]
Pamela Anderson: being sued for a crap ton of money. Like, the rest of it, probably. [TMZ]
Please, please, PLEASE tell me this rumor is true. [Starpulse]
This is the best Katie Holmes has looked in years ... so what's behind it all? [Lainey Gossip]
SO WEIRD, I was just thinking about this yesterday: Newsweek did a "Princess Diana at age 50" cover. What do you thin...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Dane Cook photo: Hal...
Here we have a photo of Jennifer Aniston walking around New York City yesterday afternoon, maybe contemplating a sleeve tattoo to complement her new man's style, or maybe just following him to a job to make sure he isn't shacking up with Angelina Jolie, or, you know, his ex-girlfriend of two decades again. I'm not sure. It could really be either thing.
One thing I am sure of, however, is that this is definitely the worst photo I've ever seen of Jen. I know we all take bad pictures (like, ALL of my candid pictures are bad pictures, seriously), but I get some serious glee in the cockles of my heart ...
Am I crazy for not thinking that Taylor Swift is all that pretty? I mean, she's not BAD-LOOKING, by any means, nor is she even average, I guess, but I just don't really find her all that attractive. I know she's a moderately talented singer/songwriter and stuff, and not everyone can be a wanton sex goddess like Olivia Wilde, and it's NOT EVEN LIKE it's just LOOKS THAT MATTER, but Taylor Swift? I guess I'll just pass on that, thanks.
I mean, even in this photo shoot, where she's supposed to ...
From People:
Jake Gyllenhaal was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night at West Hollywood's Chateau Marmont – but the actor gave special attention to one woman: Olivia Wilde. The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting "touchy-feely." Says the onlooker: "At one point, he had his hand on hers." Still, the two weren't overly affectionate with each other. "Olivia was very cool," the onlooker says, "and wasn't fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was gi...
Four hours with Prince - as insane as you can imagine. [Lainey Gossip]
Ricky Romance got smacked up on the street. [TMZ]
All the movie trailers you want to see, now. [Starpulse]
High school graduates not allowed to wear thongs, stilettos, or hot pants to grad ceremony. And people are apparently MAD about this for some reason. [Bossip]
Nahla looks just like her daddy. [Huff Po]
Keith Olbermann back on TV with Countdown. [LA Times]...
I'm sure a lot of you still think that Ryan Dunn is a reckless asshole, and that's fair, but I'm sure a lot of you are also still feeling pretty sad about the whole thing. And if you were wondering how fellow Jackass Johnny Knoxville feels about the whole thing, I'm pretty sure he feels both of those things pretty strongly.
Over at the Dickhouse site, Dickhouse being Johnny's production company, they've been running a little "In Memory of Ryan" series. Jeff Tremaine, the director of Jackass, d...
For those of you who have followed this blog for a long time, or even those of you who have kept up with celebrity gossip for a long time, you'll remember that Katie Holmes hasn't always had the greatest fashion sense. Sure, she's been looking better these days, I guess, but this is the first time I think she's looked cute. Or, you know, almost cute. Either way, it's a start.
The only things I don't like about this dress are the sides of it, because I think cut out dresses are usually silly, and the hem. There's something off about the hem, isn't there? I don't know, it bothers me, and that's ...
If you haven't noticed, for the past few months I have been steadily falling in love with this man, this glorious Robert Pattinson, and in my fangirl heart of hearts, I worry that Kristen Stewart is not the right lady for him. And judging by this story, I think I might be right:
“Rob’s been partying hard. He’s been out almost every night at concerts and dinners with pals – and this is hot on the heels of him going out clubbing with Sienna Miller in London a few weeks ago.
“Kristen’s upset about his partying and ended up having a tearful showdo...
This morning, Sarah told you guys about Chris Brown at the BET Awards, and she even showed you a gallery of the awards, but still, I can't leave this alone. I just can't. There are so many unanswered questions and unresolved feelings about what this man wore to perform in last night, and I've always been an advocate of using teamwork to come to terms with tragedies and to evolve the soul, and so here we are.
Someone please justify what Chris Brown is doing here. Breezy fans, this is your moment: you can't justify a lot of things that Chris Brown has d...
This is the new busty blonde that's going to make Hef forget his name. [The Superficial]
How appropriate is it for Beyonce's ass to be hanging out in the UK? [Bossip]
Christie Brinkley: good plastic surgery or good genes? [Starpulse]
The sex is probably this good, too. [Socialite Life]
Charlie Sheen has no more women. [TMZ]
13 super-secret celebrity weddings. [The Frisky]
Bristol Palin is apparently not calling Levi Johnston a rapist, I guess. [Cele|bitchy]
Kourtney Kardash...