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Simon Cowell Did Something Awful to His Beautiful Face

A photo of Simon Cowell I have not been shy about expressing my feelings for Simon Cowell. I think he is a masterpiece of a man, and I always will. At least, that's what I thought until I saw these pictures. After that, my thoughts turned into distraught little bits of chaos. This is yet another example of a gorgeous man refusing to age gracefully and getting some cosmetic procedures and then getting even more cosmetic procedures and then ending up looking like a monkey and/or a victim of assault.  Seriously, just look through these pictures and then...

Afternoon Delight

photo of patrick dempsey hot pictures photos EVERYONE says Kim Kardashian's pregnant. [The Superficial] Pink at 698 months pregnant. Gotdamn. [Starpulse] Is Robert Pattinson really going to play another vampire? [INFDaily] HOLY CRAP, the world's longest-married couple. [Bossip] Film star rescued from 'bone-crushing' bike wreck. [TMZ] Exclusive scenes from Josh Hutcherson's new movie. [Socialite Life] Being drunk is apparently a feminist issue these days. [The Frisky] Sophie Marceau: soaking wet. [Caught on Set] Sean Kingston: sedated but conscious. [Celebuzz] OH PATRICK DEMPSEY, what have you do...

Kim Kardashian Is Getting Married in Two Months

A photo of Kris Humpries and Kim Kardashian Because when you get engaged after six months of dating with a ring that's big enough to murder someone and you want to have a wedding as big as that royal one, getting married in two months just makes sense. This information comes from Life & Style from an unnamed insider, but I believe it, mostly because poor Kim has been itching to get married for a while now.  Besides, can you imagine what this is going to do for her TV show?  People love fancy weddings, and, for whatever reason, people also love the Kardashians.  This i...

Justin Timberlake Talks Britney, Biel, and Bad Life Choices

A photo of Justin Timberlake When I was 13 and silly, J.C. was my favorite dude from 'NSync, and oh, how I loved him.  But these days, I'm willing to admit how wrong I was and embrace the beauty and perfection that is Justin Timberlake.  Just don't tell my 13-year-old self, ok?  Because she would throw a fit in the worst way. These emotions all came up today as I was reading through some of Justin's quotes in the July issue of Vanity Fair. Let me share some of his words and then you can tell me of your growing fondness, all right? On Jessica Biel: “She is the single-handedly most si...

Quotables: Rihanna Tells It Like It Is

photo of rihanna cosmopolitan magazine pictures photos pics "My type of guy is hot and hung, but sweet will do!" Here's a little somethin'-somethin' in the way of proof that Rihanna is, indeed, a size queen. Girlfriend sat down and filled out a questionnaire for Cosmopolitan, where she discussed important things like what she feels sexiest wearing (uh, chocolate body paint) and what she secretly fears (gaining weight during pregnancy). I know a lot of people are reluctant to talk smack about someone who's gone through a lot of anguish and pain, but come on: idiocy does not discriminate when it comes to immature id...

Paris Hilton’s Mom Cries Over Her Daughter’s Sex Tape Every Night

In an interview with Piers Morgan, who really stuck it to Paris in a manner of speaking, Paris reveals that one of her life-long regrets is being featured in a sex tape. I don't think Paris Hilton regrets her sex tape. I actually don't think she regrets it at all. I think, if it weren't for the sex tape, that she'd be just another vapid bitch that came from money that had marginal looks and no talent other than whining to Mommy and Daddy. She sits there and smugly talks about how her ex-boyfriend ruined her reputation, HER LIFE, and allows her just-as-fake Ma to sit there and shed alligator te...

Morning Wood

photo of avril lavigne pictures photos pics hot Photos of Paris Hilton in an airport. It doesn't get better than that. [The Superficial] So Kim Kardashian IS pregnant, then? [Starpulse] Jude Law's son looks EXACTLY LIKE JUDE LAW. [Lainey Gossip] Beyonce's newest new new new single. Check it out. [Bossip] Ron Artest breaks up a wicked fight. [TMZ] Naomi Campbell says chocolate is racist. [The Blemish] Molly Sims is engaged to Jennifer Aniston's ex. LOL [LA Times] Why did Adele cancel a bunch of tour dates? [Huffington Post] We apparently just cannot get enough of Pippa Middleton. [Celebuzz] Avril Lavigne goes on a rant in front o...

Never-Before-Seen Photos of Marilyn Monroe Emerge at a Yard Sale in NJ

photo of marilyn monroe unpublished new photos pictures hidden pics Previously unpublished photos of Marilyn Monroe were published this past weekend on CNN, photos that were found at a garage sale in New Jersey by photographer Anton Fury in the 80's. The photos were negatives at the time of purchase, and were sold to Fury for $2. Fury claims that he bought the photos simply because they were so old, and had no idea that Marilyn Monroe would be the subject of the photo shoot, which was conducted prior to her star rising to an astronomical level, according t...

Photos of Jessica Simpson in an Airport Just Because

photo of jessica simpson at lax airport pictures photos recent pics I know you guys were just dying to know what Jess Simpson's been doing, am I right? You probably heard that all of her exes have been tying the knot and getting engaged left and right and wanted to check in on her to make sure she wasn't doing anything rash like, I don't know, eating an entire box of Hostess or whatever, right? Well, worry not: Jess is doing her traveling thing, looking pretty hot, and gearing up for her November wedding to that lazy dude who used to play football, Eric Johnson. And it's totally OK ...

Love It or Leave It: Alec Baldwin Channels, I Don’t Know, Don Henley or Someone

photo of russell brand and alec baldwin pictures photos Is it Don Henley, is that who I'm thinking of? Or is it some mixed-up cousin of El Guapo (or did your lame ass never see The Three Amigos)? Anyway, Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand were photographed and subsequently Tweet bombed by movie director Adam Shankman for Rock of Ages, the very flick that the two currently have in production, and this was the result. Also, is anyone else seriously creeped out by Russell Brand like I am, by the way? Am I the only one who peers at him uncertainly and ...

Um, Does Sarah Jessica Parker Know That She Did This Movie Already?

Sort of. I mean, the flick looks like a cross between Sex and the City and girlfriend's real life, but it stars a crap ton of cool actors like Greg Kinnear (so hot), Kelsey Grammer, Pierce Brosnan, Olivia Munn, Seth Myers, Christina Hendricks, Jane Curtin, and Jessica Szohr, so it might actually redeem itself in certain ways. The movie's called I Don't Know How She Does It, and because it's set to the background of Christmas, this means I will probably see it. Because I like Christmas. And Pierce Brosnan. Those two are good enough selling points for me. ...
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