Chris Brown is never going to be able to do anything right ever again. He tried showing humility by admitting that he crapped himself on stage before, he tried winning over all the penis lovers, and now he's trying cutesy tattoos. It's not going to work, Chris. It's just not.
I bet he wanted a regular smiley face but as soon as the tattoo was finished it morphed itself into something twisted and grotesque. Even ink understands when someone done went and fucked up for life.
Yeah, s...
You might remember that back in December, Emma Stone dyed her gorgeous, gorgeous red hair to a shade of blonde and I had really strong feelings about it. I admitted my undying love for gingers and we bonded over that. Remember?
Well, it's been six long months of blonde hair for Spider-Man, but now, filming is over and Emma is back. I feel like a weight has been lifted from the world's shoulders, you know, like this is one less thing that we have to have on our backs. For the first half of ...
Because if you couldn't tell by the first round of Blake Lively nudes, and if you were still a little confused after the second batch, then of course a confirmation from creepy Joe Francis will remove all doubts. Hey, he's seen a wide variety of naked ladies, ok?
Here's creepy Joe's deep thoughts on the matter:
“I would say 90 percent it’s an orchestrated attempt or act on her part [to raise her profile]. I’m not sure, but my inclination is that it’s coming from her. She knows what she’s doing or someone in her camp does. I think it’s a smart move. This will make her desirabl...
Ben Affleck was photographed out in Los Angeles with his wifey yesterday and yo! People are immediately jumping to the conclusion that the mark is a result of the Blake Lively nudes being released.
People have been saying for awhile that there's a chance Ben and Blake got their swerve on while filming The Town, and now that those nudes are floating around everywhere and Blake's totally sporting the same fake tatts in them that she did in the movie, it makes even more sense. Yeah, her rep claims the photos are fake, b...
In the photo above and those below, sources claim that Selena Gomez was caught entering Justin Bieber's home last night. Probably for a pizza party or something. Anyway, the couple didn't emerge 'til the next morning (today), and when they did, Selena was wearing the same clothes.
Now, before y'all go crazy and insist that Justin Bieber is engaging in underage sex, and Selena Gomez is guilty of corrupting a minor and what not, I am SURE that they were just cuddling. Like, they were probably watching Camp Rock II and f...
For those who are interested in the available paid editor position with us here at Evil Beet, the deadline is tonight at 11:59 PM ET.
We've gotten SO MANY good applications, and I'm pleased to say that a lot of them kept me laughing (especially some of your cover letters, you crafty, crafty minxes). It's going to be a hard decision, but whatever happens, you, readers, will have superb, top-notch entertainment in your newest writer.
Anyway, if you haven't applied yet and want to, you're a lazy fucking slacker. I'm kidding. Kind of. Seriously, though, deadline's tonight at the aforementioned time, details are here, and no application received after that time will be considered.
Thanks again, friends, and good luck! />For those who are interested in the available paid editor position with us here at Evil Beet, the deadline is tonight at 11:59 PM ET.
We've gotten SO MANY good applications, and I'm pleased to say that a lot of them kept me laughing (especially some of your cover letters, you crafty, crafty minxes). It's going to be a hard decision, but whatever happens, you, readers, will have superb, top-notch entertainment in your newest writer.
Anyway, if you haven't applied yet and want to, you're a lazy f...
Okay, not "hate her" hate her, but like, "Girl, you are one of the most beautiful women in the world, you're married to Tom Brady and now Forbes is saying you're on track to be the first billionaire model? I hate you."
Between her high-end endorsement deals, eco-friendly clothing and jewelry line and countless modeling gigs over the year, Gisele Bündchen has made a pretty penny by just working hard. Forbes also cites her investment in pricey real estate as one of the many assets that will keep her wealthy long after she's...
Octomom is back in a bikini. [The Superficial]
So THIS is Justin Timberlake's new, real girlfriend I guess. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Amber Rose a "bisexual freak" who "has threesomes all day"? [Bossip]
Is Whitney Houston battling deadly emphysema? [Starpulse]
Is David Beckham undergoing hormone treatments for his voice? [Cele|bitchy]
Is Emma Stone just a bad actress? [Huffington Post]
This is what Vogue Italy considers plus-size. [The Frisky]
Photos of Kim and Kris's engagement party. [Celebuzz]
John Edwards: indicted. [IDLYITW]
Reality show hell-heaven. [Popbytes]
Heidi Klum'...
Being a tutor for the offspring of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin would be a pretty sweet gig, if you ask me. The pay is $98,000 a year, you work two to four hours a day, you get a free apartment of your very own in London. Plus, you get to travel around with the ever happy couple on their dime, and can you even imagine all the enlightening talks you could have with Gwyneth in passing? It would be a seriously awesome job.
The only problem? You have to be perfect.
If you can't ...
