I want to know in what world LeAnn Rimes thinks she looks good. Moreover, I want to know in what world Eddie "I like 'em lookin' like a hypodermic needle" Cibrian can actually bone LeAnn without breaking her. Because girlfriend, frankly, is bordering horrifying-skinny. She was cute, athletic, toned, and sexy, and quickly moved to svelte, passed by slender, chilled out at waif-like for a minute, and is now taking up permanent residence at the L'Hôtel de EMACIATED.
Eat a goddamned sandwich, LeAnn, or better yet, a whole fucking Subway franc...
Remember when I asked where all of the "important" people were during last night's movie awards? I found them. They were all getting wasted at the after party, because they knew what an embarrassment of an attempt at entertainment the party was going to be, PLUS, Jennifer Aniston was there with her new non-boyfriend, Justin Theroux. Of course everyone's going to want to see how Jen acts with a man in public over watching Kristen Stewart make fun of herself and guffaw in a room full of her pe...
Reese Witherspoon thinks Blake Lively's a stupid slut. [The Superficial]
You so classy, Keri Hilson. [Starpulse]
So are you watching Game of Thrones yet, hm? [LA Times]
Why those nudes are DEFINITELY Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]
Lauryn Hill pregnant again! [Bossip]
Strange dreams and nightmares. [Pajiba]
Mila Kunis: smallest tits ever? [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Lopez really doesn't want you to see that non-sex tape. [Amy Grindhouse]
Are Rihanna's over-sexed stage antics getting old? [The Frisky]
The McConaughey-Alves family goes to church. [Celebuzz]
The worst-dressed at the 2011 ...
Have you guys heard the news yet? That Twilight's Nikki Reed and American Idol's Paul McDonald are ENGAGED? I mean, does this strike any of you as somewhat odd, considering they've been dating, what, like three weeks?
Molls said it not long ago, that Paul McDonald is kind of a creeper, and at first, I was skeptical. I thought, hell, maybe all we have here is an excitable young man who really, really digs the idea of going from being a nobody to, well, a more famous girl's boyfriend overnight, a...
So, I don't know about you guys, but this was definitely one of the most boring shows EVER. From the performances (Dave Grohl's, like, a legend and all, but I'm not sure if he was the best pick for the MTV Movie Awards FFS), to the awkward, bored, "I'd rather be at home smoking a bowl" acceptance speeches, and then Lupe Fiasco, too? Well, let's just say that rap or hip-hop or whatever, is totally not my thing and ALSO the last thing I want to be inundated with if I'm watching these crap award...
The 2011 MTV Movie awards happened last night, and if you're the type who doesn't give a shit about the awards themselves, but like to stare at pretty pictures of your favorite celebrities first thing on a hungover Monday morning, you are in luck, my dude.
Things to take note of?
Amanda Bynes gained forty pounds in her FACE. It was like Kristen Stewart didn't even try again. And who the fuck is Booboo Stewart? Relative of Kristen's? Also, what was up with the almost-complete absence ...
10:56 PM ET: Taylor Lautner looks all surprised that this movie won. Seriously. What fucking planet does he live on? When EVER there is a Twilight movie in production or development, said Twilight movie WILL ALWAYS WIN. END OF STORY. And also, end of the show. Stay tuned - we'll be running a shit-ton of photos from tonight's show if you happened to miss it.
10:54 PM ET: Um, Gary Busey? Presenting the award for Best Movie? Nominees: Inception, Twilight: Eclipse, Black Swan, Harry Potte...
If we're to believe Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards, she has. That's the award Jennifer won last night: Decade of Hotness. And I'm not saying that she's not hot, I'm just saying that I don't know if she's THAT hot.
As you may have realized, I always turn to you guys in times of uncertainty. And this, dear friends, is one of those times. I'm going to show you a slew of Jennifer Aniston pictures from this past decade, and you guys can let me know if she deserves the award and, if not, who...
It's been a little over a month since the royal wedding craze, so I figure you guys would be cool to receive an update on what Prince William and Kate Middleton were up to these days. It'll be a pretty quick update: they've been wearing fancy hats!
This is a photo of the lovely couple at a derby yesterday. Personally, I think Will is looking suitably fly in his little top hat, but I'm a little disappointed with Kate. Now that she's a member of the royal family, she really needs to step up her hat game, right?...
I want to know in what world LeAnn Rimes thinks she looks good. Moreover, I want to know in what world Eddie "I like 'em lookin' like a hypodermic needle" Cibrian can actually bone LeAnn without breaking her. Because girlfriend, frankly, is bordering horrifying-skinny. She was cute, athletic, toned, and sexy, and quickly moved to svelte, passed by slender, chilled out at waif-like for a minute, and is now taking up permanent residence at the L'Hôtel de EMACIATED.
Eat a goddamned sandwich, LeAnn, or better yet, a whole fucking Subway franc...
Remember when I asked where all of the "important" people were during last night's movie awards? I found them. They were all getting wasted at the after party, because they knew what an embarrassment of an attempt at entertainment the party was going to be, PLUS, Jennifer Aniston was there with her new non-boyfriend, Justin Theroux. Of course everyone's going to want to see how Jen acts with a man in public over watching Kristen Stewart make fun of herself and guffaw in a room full of her pe...
Reese Witherspoon thinks Blake Lively's a stupid slut. [The Superficial]
You so classy, Keri Hilson. [Starpulse]
So are you watching Game of Thrones yet, hm? [LA Times]
Why those nudes are DEFINITELY Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]
Lauryn Hill pregnant again! [Bossip]
Strange dreams and nightmares. [Pajiba]
Mila Kunis: smallest tits ever? [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Lopez really doesn't want you to see that non-sex tape. [Amy Grindhouse]
Are Rihanna's over-sexed stage antics getting old? [The Frisky]
The McConaughey-Alves family goes to church. [Celebuzz]
The worst-dressed at the 2011 ...
Have you guys heard the news yet? That Twilight's Nikki Reed and American Idol's Paul McDonald are ENGAGED? I mean, does this strike any of you as somewhat odd, considering they've been dating, what, like three weeks?
Molls said it not long ago, that Paul McDonald is kind of a creeper, and at first, I was skeptical. I thought, hell, maybe all we have here is an excitable young man who really, really digs the idea of going from being a nobody to, well, a more famous girl's boyfriend overnight, a...
So, I don't know about you guys, but this was definitely one of the most boring shows EVER. From the performances (Dave Grohl's, like, a legend and all, but I'm not sure if he was the best pick for the MTV Movie Awards FFS), to the awkward, bored, "I'd rather be at home smoking a bowl" acceptance speeches, and then Lupe Fiasco, too? Well, let's just say that rap or hip-hop or whatever, is totally not my thing and ALSO the last thing I want to be inundated with if I'm watching these crap award...
The 2011 MTV Movie awards happened last night, and if you're the type who doesn't give a shit about the awards themselves, but like to stare at pretty pictures of your favorite celebrities first thing on a hungover Monday morning, you are in luck, my dude.
Things to take note of?
Amanda Bynes gained forty pounds in her FACE. It was like Kristen Stewart didn't even try again. And who the fuck is Booboo Stewart? Relative of Kristen's? Also, what was up with the almost-complete absence ...
10:56 PM ET: Taylor Lautner looks all surprised that this movie won. Seriously. What fucking planet does he live on? When EVER there is a Twilight movie in production or development, said Twilight movie WILL ALWAYS WIN. END OF STORY. And also, end of the show. Stay tuned - we'll be running a shit-ton of photos from tonight's show if you happened to miss it.
10:54 PM ET: Um, Gary Busey? Presenting the award for Best Movie? Nominees: Inception, Twilight: Eclipse, Black Swan, Harry Potte...
If we're to believe Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards, she has. That's the award Jennifer won last night: Decade of Hotness. And I'm not saying that she's not hot, I'm just saying that I don't know if she's THAT hot.
As you may have realized, I always turn to you guys in times of uncertainty. And this, dear friends, is one of those times. I'm going to show you a slew of Jennifer Aniston pictures from this past decade, and you guys can let me know if she deserves the award and, if not, who...
It's been a little over a month since the royal wedding craze, so I figure you guys would be cool to receive an update on what Prince William and Kate Middleton were up to these days. It'll be a pretty quick update: they've been wearing fancy hats!
This is a photo of the lovely couple at a derby yesterday. Personally, I think Will is looking suitably fly in his little top hat, but I'm a little disappointed with Kate. Now that she's a member of the royal family, she really needs to step up her hat game, right?...