

Yup, grope grope GROPE. [The Superficial]
Ah, man, remember back when Jada Pinkett was NO ONE? LOL I do. [Bossip]
More photos of Will and Kate at "the races." [Lainey Gossip]
Look out: Justin Bieber's gonna be in another movie. [Starpulse]
Gay cop was not allowed to march in gay parade in his uniform. [TMZ]
Fox News mistakenly uses Tina Fey photo in a Sarah Palin story, LOL. [LA Times]
Prince William and Kate Middleton are moving to Kensington Palace. [Socialite Life]
Can...
Ah, let the aged dong-fest commence once again!
Sources at TMZ claim that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have worked out their differences and have reconciled for the sake of their apparent sexual napalm-like relationship. Then again, TMZ's evidence is only a photo of the two being friendly at a recent awards show, so maybe Scarlett's just keeping up appearances 'til the next half-centurion wang comes along.
It would be hot if Scarlett dated ...
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I support Snoop Dogg in everything he does, and so should you. This is a man with many a dream, and I hope he achieves every single one. You might say that that's because I would love to live in a world where you could marijuana easier than you can buy Girl Scout cookies, and that's fair, but it's also because I believe in people, and I especially believe in people who want to bring me a mass amount of solid entertainment.
Here's the story from the New York Post:
Snoop Dogg wants to l...
Maybe it's just because I've been in a crazy good mood lately, but I can't find a single catty thing to say about this here awards show fashion. For example, I just told you about how much I hate lady tuxes, but little Kirsten Dunst up there is the cutest thing I ever did see. And just yesterday I mentioned how I don't find Gerard Butler all that attractive, but I'll be damned if he's not looking pretty nice in his suit here. Even Chloe Sevigny, who is never not a hot mess, looks all right. Some...
We're all familiar with the unparalleled beauty, grace, and talent that is Jason Isaacs, right? If not, let me explain: 48 years ago today, a magical gift was given to this world in the form of baby Jason Isaacs. Over the years, he grew and matured and blossomed into the gorgeous man that we see before us today. He's been in some of my very favorite movies - he was the bad guy in The Patriot, he was in The Chumscrubber, which I've talked about before, and he plays Lucius in the Harry Potte...
Sometimes people lie. I know, I don't like it anymore than you do, but that's just the world we live in. People lie and cheat and steal, and there's not a damn thing we can do about it. Is that cynical enough for you? Well, then buckle up, because we're about to go more in depth with liars for today's Tweets.
Whatever, Urkel. Ppl obviously need more things in their lives, and where do you get off being so sanctimonious anyway? You punch ladies in their breasts implants.
Please, Ashton, ...
These rumors first started back in March, right after the long-awaited break up of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. Jessica was filming a movie called Playing the Field with Gerard Butler, and in typical Biel fashion, she was all over him. Their publicists said that the two were just friends, and that's been the story for a while. That's still the official word, but now there are pictures of Gerard taking Jessica for a ride on his motorcycle. And that changes everything.
People has a couple of quotes from...
I feel like such a fool, you guys. This weekend, I rejoiced so much over the pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton in their fancy hats that I didn't even notice the fact that my ginger prince, Prince Harry, was there as well. He had his very own fancy hat and everything!
Please forgive me for not sharing this news with you sooner, but in an attempt to make up for my wrongdoing, I bring to you this gallery of Prince Harry being all sweaty in a polo match, all fancy for the derby, and all around beautiful. Are we good?
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When celebrities have top-secret weddings. [Bossip]
Justin Bieber wears earrings now. [Starpulse]
Arnold Schwarzenegger is supporting his "second" family. [Celebuzz]
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are drawing up a prenup, of course. [Socialite Life]
Hot photos of Jon Hamm just because. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Eva Mendes gets a facial tattoo. [Huff Po]
Robert Pattinson drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Bitten and Bound]
Mark Ruffalo honored for environmental protection. [Socialite Life]
Paris Hilton sucks large ones. LARGE ONES. [The Superficial]
Who are the "rich hippies" of Holl...
“I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people! Hide your face!”
The consistently adorable Reese Witherspoon takes time for some real talk during her acceptance speech for the Generation Award at last night's MTV Mo...