Leave it to Hollywood's most hardcore Madonna fan to cover one of the Material Girl's more obscure hits. But hey, at least it's way more acceptable than if Lady Gaga decided to cover it, but regardless, it's BAD. Like, REALLY BAD. And if I have to hear Britney squawk "FIYAH" in her faux sexy baby voice one more time, it's really, REALLY going to ruin my Friday.
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Leave it to Hollywood's most hardcore Madonna fan to cover one of the Material Girl's more obscure hits. But hey, at least it's way more acceptable than if Lady Gaga decided to cover it, but regardless, it's BAD. Like, REALLY BAD. And if I have to hear Britney squawk "FIYAH" in her faux sexy baby voice one more time, it's really, REALLY going to ruin my Friday.
" ... I'm on FIYAH." UGH. ...
POLE DANCING!
Yup, that's right: in her new video, "Rabiosa," The Girlfriend With One of the Hottest Bodies in Hollywood pole dances.
How do we feel about a brunette, short-haired Shakira? And the video, aside from the obviously-fabulous pole dancing, are we digging it? Is it too much like something from the late nineties, or is this just Shakira's niche? Me, I think the video was OK. It was fun. It was Shakira, for crying out loud, and she's never really been known for her moving, thought-provoking videos, unless you count her moves, which provoke some really inappropriate thoughts. Then, I guess, the lady's got it in the bag.
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POLE DANCING!
Yup, that's right: in her new video, "Rabiosa," The Girlfriend With One of the Hottest Bodies in Hollywood pole dances.
How do we feel about a brunette, short-haired Shakira? And the video, aside from the obviously-fabulous pole dancing, are we digging it? Is it too much like something from the late nineties, or is this just Shakira's niche? Me, I think the video was OK. It was fun. It was Shakira, for crying out loud, and she's never really been known for her moving, t...
And by "DB," of course I mean "douchebag," but I have to be careful about what goes up there in that big, bold headline or the advertisers curl up into little balls and burst into flame. It's not pretty.
Tracy Morgan, or if you need further information on how to best identify him, "the unfunny one who was on SNL for awhile," has taken his sad skit to a new level: bashing homosexuals. Apparently Morgan (who still has his own comedy tour, if you can believe it) did a show earlier in the week, where he claimed...
Am I the only one who's not mad impressed by Pippa Middleton's bum? [The Superficial]
Photos of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher looking HOT. Seriously. HOT. [INFDaily]
Sheryl Crow has a wardrobe malfunction. [Starpulse]
Apparently Kim WAS cheating, because there's supposedly photos now. [Bossip]
Is Gwyneth Paltrow slamming homosexuality? [Cele|bitchy]
Simon and Paula: still kissing. [TMZ]
Tweety Bird and Daffy Duck returning to the big screen? [LA Times]
Katie Couric the comedienn...
Man oh man, are these celebrities sure bad at taking private sexy pictures and having them end up on the Internet or what? Well, you know how it is with these sorts of things - when it rains, it pours - and just after the Blake Lively mess, some raunchy Liv Tyler photos hit the scene, and let me tell you, they are some wild and crazy pictures!
Aww, I'm just joshin' y'all! I mean, not about the leaked pictures, because if you've got eyeballs, you can clearly see that there are some sexy p...
It sort of scares me how fast Kim Kardashian is moving with this whole engagement thing, is that weird? Like if Kim were one of my girls, I would want to sit her down and have a good long chat with her to make sure that she knew what she wanted. I don't know, maybe it's because I've spent such a considerable portion of my life looking at her ass, but I actually feel a little concerned for her.
This potential baby news comes a week after the news that Kim is getting married to her brand...
I don't need to reiterate my love for Zach Galifianakis, do I? We're all still very much aware of my undying devotion, right? All right, then let's go ahead and jump into some awesome quotes from Zach's issue of Rolling Stone:
On taking pictures: "I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me," Galifianakis says. "I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it. That's if I'm in the mood. Sometimes I get superbummed."
On being awk...
There is something wrong with Nicole Kidman, you guys. You can tell because of this ensemble and also by what she's doing to her face. Now, I could talk for a while about her face, but her face is neither here nor there (it is, in fact, lost in time and space*, floating through the cosmos in a place where it can never be seen again). No, right now we are going to talk about the atrocity that she decided to put on her body for last night's CMT Awards. Gag me with a fucking spoon.
If you guys could an...
This happened at last night's CMT Awards (which I did not watch, because I was too busy devouring New Moon for the first time - I'm apparently a big Twilight fan these days) while Shania was on her way to present some sort of award.
There's seriously nothing more embarrassing than falling in front of a ton of people (or anyone, really) and I vouch for that, because it's coming from someone who's so fucking clumsy that my middle name should be "On the Ground."
I'm not going to say that it's karma for doing stupid things with stupid Taylor Swift, but ... Feel better, Shania! />
This happened at last night's CMT Awards (which I did not watch, because I was too busy devouring New Moon for the first time - I'm apparently a big Twilight fan these days) while Shania was on her way to present some sort of award.
There's seriously nothing more embarrassing than falling in front of a ton of people (or anyone, really) and I vouch for that, because it's coming from someone who's so fucking clumsy that my middle name should be "On the Ground."
I'm not going to say that...
Bethenny Frankel is the Joker. [The Superficial]
James Franco is doing music now. [Lainey Gossip]
The complete list of CMT award winners. [Starpulse]
What celebrity sucked her thumb 'til she was eleven? [ICYDK]
15 of the funniest, most offensive ads of all time - featuring celebrities. [Pajiba]
Johnny Depp turns 48: hotness through the years. [Huff Po]
Is Nicolas Cage to blame for his son's breakdown? [CDL]
Pippa Middleton hot in London. [Celebuzz]
Did Kate Capshaw get really bad plastic surgery too? [Cele|bitchy]
MORE Will Smith on the set of MIIIB. [Caught on Se...
Apparently Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton were spotted having "tea and cakes" together, alone, at an upscale pub in the UK during the last week of May. It's being rumored to be the first (public) reunion of Pippa and Harry since the Royal Wedding back in April. Eyewitnesses say:
Pippa Middleton, the younger sister of Kate Middleton, was spotted meeting up with Prince Harry at The Troubador pub in London's Chelsea last month, reports The People newspaper. Pippa Middleton and Harry enjoyed...