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Lily Allen Got Married, Looked Beautiful, Is Possibly Pregnant

A photo of Lily Allen I want nothing but the best for Lily Allen, and you should too. This girl had such a horrible time this past year, she deserves some happiness.  And boy, does she look happy.  Look at her, how adorable is she in these pictures?  Her little earmuff veil and her adorable smile?  I can't handle all this adorable. In addition to her wedding, she might also have another reason to be smiling, and that reason is a baby! According to The Daily Mail, Lily's brand new husband, Sam Cooper, announced today at the wedding that Lily is pre...

Oh Dear God, No, Not An Indiana Jones 5

Before I start, let me just say that I am not a huge fan of the Indiana Jones movies, not by a long shot.  I never watched them as a kid, just like I never watched Star Wars. I watched them when I was a teenager because my best friend wants the best for me and, for what it's worth (and also please don't hate me for this), I liked Indiana Jones way more than Star Wars, although I never got to watch The Last Crusade. I did watch the Crystal Skull nonsense though.  So just know that I am not taking this ...

Tina Fey Weighs in on Tracy Morgan

A photo of Tina Fey and Tracy Morgan When Sarah first brought you the news of Tracy Morgan's outrageously bigoted rant, she mentioned how weird it was that Tracy works so closely with Tina Fey on 30 Rock. If you didn't know, Tina Fey is awesome in nearly every way, including not being a homophobic prick. If you were also curious about what Tina's reaction would be to Tracy's rants and rambles, here it is: "The violent imagery of Tracy's rant was disturbing to me at a time when homophobic hate crimes continue to be a life-threat...

Something Is Wrong With Selena Gomez

A photo of Selena Gomez And I don't mean something's wrong with Selena Gomez like something is wrong with Nicole Kidman, I mean something is wrong with Selena Gomez as in she's been in the hospital undergoing tests since last night.  She was taken there right after her appearance on The Tonight Show.  Selena was "complaining of nausea and a severe headache," and she cancelled a concert in L.A. tonight. I'm not a doctor or anything, but I've watched a lot of House, which means that I know that nausea and a headache can be symptoms for a nu...

It’s OK, Everyone, Tracy Morgan Is Totally Sorry

A photo of Tracy Morgan When I read the horrible, sickening, backwards ass comments that Tracy Morgan made, I was outraged.  I don't understand how people can feel so much hate for other human beings, and I never will.  So I went about my business this morning and, into this afternoon, I was bothered by Tracy's inexplicable rage. Not even Christina Hendricks' magnificent beauty could completely turn my frown upside down.  But you guys, everything is ok now.  Everything is all better because Tracy apologized: “I want t...

Afternoon Delight

photo of britney spears hot pictures photos pics Russell Crowe says to stop cutting baby penis.  Just ... offensively. [The Superficial] Is Elle Fanning acting all inappropriate now? [Cele|bitchy] Britney engaged? [Starpulse] The dude that Kim K is allegedly cheating with seems like a real big douche. [Bossip] Jack White and wife are splitting up. [TMZ] Rihanna tour ticket giveaway! [Socialite Life] A Peter Pan prequel? [The Blemish] On the set of Rosie Huntington-Whitelely's photoshoot. [Caught on Set] Selena Gomez hospitalized. [Celebuzz] Is Kim Kardashian's dia...

Jessica Simpson’s Dad and I Don’t Approve of Jessica Simpson’s Fiance

A photo of Jessica Simpson and Joe Simpson And believe you me, we've had plenty of long chats with Jess to try and convince her to change her mind, but it just doesn't look like it's working.  Jessica is going to go ahead and marry shady Eric Johnson, no matter what her father and I think. Honestly, kids these days. Since Jessica's dad Joe is such a sweetheart, he went ahead and told In Touch how we feel: Wedding dress shopping? Check. Rings? Check. Location? Check. Seal of approval from the father of the bride? Not so much. Though Joe Simpson was intially...

Love It or Leave It: Sandra Bullock Does the Short Hair Thing

photo of sandra bullock in a wig short hair pictures photos pics Lookie, it's Sandra Bullock on the set of a new movie! Sandra dons a short, brunette wig, and in my opinion TOTALLY ROCKS IT. She's one of those super lucky women who can pretty much do anything to her hair, face, or clothing, and she still looks amazing no matter how generally putrid it is. I cut off all of my hair about eighteen months ago. Like, seriously. All of it. I had long, flowing hair halfway down my back and decided to go ape-shit and hack it all off. I ended up cutting off about nineteen inches i...

Look Who’s Still Together and Happy

photo of ashton kutcher and demi moore married pictures recent photos pics These two guys were found at a conference in NYC last night, looking happy and in love. Who would have thought, all those years ago, that the bumbling, toothy Michael Kelso would be serious enough to not only NAIL a legendary (and, um, hot) class act like Demi Moore, but keep her tamed, too. The wonders of this world sometimes never cease to amaze me. [gallery columns="4"]...

Morning Wood

photo of russell crowe pictures photos pics Damn, Scarlett Johansson, looking ... OK. [The Superficial] Rachel McAdams does the Canucks. [Lainey Gossip] Christina Hendricks promotes whiskey. [Starpulse] The most famous celebrity DUIs. [Bossip] Uma Thurman: did she get work done? [Cele|bitchy] Russell Crowe bashes Jews, circumcision. That's just lovely. [Huff Po] Why women fake orgasms. [The Frisky] Oh look, more Lady Gaga nudity. [Celebuzz] Is there proof that Kim's been cheating? [Yeeeah] Brooklyn Decker wants you to see her tatas again. [IDLYITW] Adrien Grenier buys jewelry at a discount store. [INFDaily] Amber Portw...

Quotables: Kim Kardashian, a Bridezilla? NEVER.

pictures of the kardashian sisters at a club photos older pics "I'm looking forward to being in the wedding. I don't want to help because Kim is going to be such a bridezilla! If I do one thing wrong, I'll be screwed! But I would love to be in the wedding." I hear you girl, and not even about the Bridezilla part, 'cause you know Kim way better than I. But I can't stand being in weddings. Seriously. I fucking CRINGE whenever I hear that a good friend is getting married, and I make airtight plans to be out of the country or something when the big day finally arrives. I'm all...
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