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This well-known vixen took it upon herself to steal some poor stormtrooper's helmet at a party this past weekend. I know the picture's a little blurry, but you can still fap to it, Stars Wars nerds. And you're welcome.
Here are some hints: I wouldn't touch this particular lady with a ten foot pole, and if you were smart, you wouldn't either. Also, if you're turned on by this image, you could take it upon yourself to see a lot more of her in sexy video form. Also, David Hasselhoff.
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This well-known vixen took it upon herself to steal some poor stormtrooper's helmet at a party this past weekend. I know the picture's a little blurry, but you can still fap to it, Stars Wars nerds. And you're welcome.
Here are some hints: I wouldn't touch this particular lady with a ten foot pole, and if you were smart, you wouldn't either. Also, if you're turned on by this image, you could take it upon yourself to see a lot more of her in sexy video form. ...
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How are you guys feeling about that crazy little couple that could, Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald? They started dating in April, kept creeping through May, and got engaged in June. What a whirlwind romance, right? What else could these wacky lovers get into this month?
One word: tattoos.
Yes, in the vein of many a young lover, Nikki and Paul got matching tattoos to commemorate their undying love for each other. Specifically, they got each other's names tattooed on their right ring fin...
And by "a couple," I clearly mean "a couple hundred." Damn, Jennifer Lopez, you're really comfortable going out in public in head to toe snakeskin? I don't know, I think that's pretty indicative of a problem. I mean, you are the lady who enjoys wearing nude jumpsuits and disco ball jumpsuits and atrocities of a more general nature, but really?
OH WAIT. I understand now. It's a revenge ensemble. You know, from that time that snake almost killed her. Because really, what better way t...
We haven't talked about dear, dear Taylor Momsen in a while. Ok, that's a lie, we talked about her last week, but before that we hadn't checked in on our lovely girl since April, and that just will not do.
The reason we haven't talked about her so much here lately is that she hasn't really been into a lot of trouble recently. As far as I can tell, she's just been playing with her band, living the dream. That's what these photos are all about - she played at a music festival this weekend - and I need to sh...
I'm a really emotional person. Don't play like you don't know. And as an emotional person, I get really strong feelings about little things. And sometimes - you guys know where this is headed - I get real strong feelings about Tweets. Lame, right? Whatever.
Here we have Sarah Silverman praising the existence of Neil Patrick Harris. Totally appropriate. Neil has got to be one of the cutest people I've ever seen, and I too praise him whenever possible.
Pete Wentz needs the biggest ...
I don't know if you guys could tell, but I am absolutely loving Emma Watson these days. She's endearing, she's beautiful - she's everything I could ever want in an actor who I probably won't care about in a year or two. And it's just dizzying.
If you're a fan, I'd pick up Emma's issue of Vogue, but for now here's a few quotes and, of course her photos:
On life after Harry Potter: “I have had no control over my life,” she blurts out. “I have lived in a complete bubble. They found me and picked me for the part. And now I’m desperately trying to find my way through it.”
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"I'm not afraid to talk about sex. Sex is not wrong. Sex is real life. I don't see sex to be a bad thing. Sex is an inspiration for everyone and I don't think there is one song that's ever been written that sex wasn't part of it. So that's what makes the world go round. I don't know if threesomes make the world go round, but I suppose, they're fun."
- Lady Gaga, giving one of the best quotes I've ever heard.
Seriously, Lady Gaga is finally good for something, because I have a new catchphra...
I mean it when I say that there's NO WAY that this could be Khloe Kardashian. [The Superficial]
Bret Lockett claims that he and Kim Kardashian had phone sex. [Bossip]
Jennifer Lopez wants you to get a good, hard look at her boobs. [Starpulse]
Reese Witherspoon and her new husband go to church. [Celebuzz]
30 HOT Ryan Kwanten photos. [Socialite Life]
You were thisclose to seeing Octomom's bikini car wash. [TMZ]
Woman gets naked on a park bench, says it was to "cool off." [The Frisky]
T...
Are you simultaneously appalled and amused by Lady Gaga? Is it difficult to reconcile your conflicting feelings? You aren't alone.
Each week, for their "Kids React!" video series, the Fine Brothers™ tape children's reactions to viral videos on the Internet. And every week, of course, I watch, because nothing is more adorable than precocity.
In the series' most recent installment, a ragtag gaggle of lovable scamps watches Lady Gaga's hilarious Letterman interview, which aired late last month.
Spoiler! When asked to estimate her age, the kids guess Lady Gaga is in her 40s or 50s. (She's 25.) />Are you simultaneously appalled and amused by Lady Gaga? Is it difficult to reconcile your conflicting feelings? You aren't alone.
Each week, for their "Kids React!" video series, the Fine Brothers™ tape children's reactions to viral videos on the Internet. And every week, of course, I watch, because nothing is more adorable than precocity.
In the series' most recent installment, a ragtag gaggle of lovable scamps watches Lady Gaga's hilarious Letterman interview, which aired late last m...
Congratulations, Class of 2011! Woohoo! Grab those Bachelor's degrees! Snag those internships! Yeah!
On Sunday, Conan O'Brien delivered the commencement address to the outgoing graduates of prestigious Dartmouth College. He introduced himself thusly:
Before I begin, I must point out that behind me sits a highly-admired president of the United States and decorated war hero [George H. W. Bush], while I, a cable television talk show host, has [sic] been chosen to stand here and impart wisdo...
So as you guys all know, we did a big cattle call over the last few weeks, looking for the best and brightest of entertainment writers, and honestly? I THINK I FOUND THEM ALL. Seriously. I hit a veritable treasure trove of talent with all of the applicants that sent in their stuff. There was so much stuff to go through and the decision-making process was SO HARD.
Thanks to all of you who applied, and all of those who will be at the top of my list for the next time we hire.
Anyway, here's our new girl, Jenn, in her own words:
Jenn is a pop culture junkie and smut-hound. When she isn’t lampooning celebrities, she blogs about video games. She also reads comic books and collects action figures, giving her all the charm and allure of a preadolescent boy.
Jenn's cool as hell and I think you guys are really going to dig her. Show her some love like only you guys know how, and above all, be nice, OK? ;) />So as you guys all know, we did a big cattle call over the last few weeks, looking for the best and brightest of entertainment writers, and honestly? I THINK I FOUND THEM ALL. Seriously. I hit a veritable treasure trove of talent with all of the applicants that sent in their stuff. There was so much stuff to go through and the decision-making process was SO HARD.
Thanks to all of you who applied, and all of those who will be at the top of my list for the next time we hire.
Anyway, here's our...