Image by Decipher, courtesy of the LotR TCG Database
You guys, I have the raddest story about English actor Sean Bean! I jazzed it up a little, but it's mostly true.
There once was a man -- a tall man with a fair and noble face, proud and stern of glance -- and that man was The Lord of the Rings' Sean Bean.
So there Sean Bean was, standing outside his favorite pub with his pal Gwirithiel Laerwyn, having a smoke and a pint of Eastfarthing's finest ale. By any account, Gwirithiel is a good-looking gal, as her stint in Playboy France can...
Christina Aguilera is photographed for the cover of W magazine, looking everything that she's been avoiding lately: pale, sober, makeup-less, and naked. Here's another shot:
My opinion? Despite the obvious Photoshop, this is the look that Christina needs to be going for.
What's your verdict - do we like the more demure (and decidedly smaller-faced) version of Christina, or are we still digging on the bright red lips, platinum baloney curls, and heavy foundation?
Images courtesy of Cele|bitchy...
According to sources at Radar Online:
“Late this morning (11:34 a.m.), Anderson Police responded to a call at a residence in the 1300 block of Pleasant Meadow Drive. According to the caller, 21-year-old Amber L. Portwood was depressed and threatening to end her life. The victim, who did not appear to be injured, was transported to a local medical facility for further evaluation. An Anderson police source also confirms that the call was not made by Amber at her home, but by “a relative” ...
Because she's just ITCHING to be. You can tell. When Taylor Momsen turns eighteen, you just know that the nipples are going to fly. We're going to see tit, labia, bleached asshole (or maybe asshole with tons and tons of black eyeliner around it - yeah, that's probably more like it), and bestiality all over the fucking place.
Emily shared similar photos yesterday, but there are even MORE super ones (AKA ones where she looks like Marilyn Manson from the neck down, with the exception of the elec...
Selena Gomez: pregnant? [The Superficial]
Kim Kardashian has a new baby. [INFDaily]
Mildred Baena never told Arnold about his son. [Cele|bitchy]
Gay celebrities: out and proud. [Starpulse]
The Braxton sisters take off their clothes. [Bossip]
Photos of Lindsay's areolas NOT albinoed out. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW
I guess Blake Lively really wants you to know that those nudes really are of her. [Socialite Life]
Russell Brand tries to pull off the rocker look again. [Caught on Set]
Everyone thinks Lady Gaga's got ugly boobs. [Yeeeah]
Is will.i.am losing his mind? [The Blemi...
Well color me disappointed. I went to go ahead and categorize this post and much to my chagrin, THERE WAS NO NORAH JONES CATEGORY. Meaning? There's a 99% chance that we've never written about the fabulous Norah Jones on Evil Beet and that makes me sad. And incredulous. Because Norah Jones is, in my humble opinion, one of today's most talented and entertaining singer/songwriters. I mean, girlfriend goes WAY THE FUCK past late-night karaoke staple 'Come Away With Me.' I mean, have you even heard of of 'Sinking Soon'? Dude. Enough said.
Anyway. Above you see Norah performing at the 15th annual Webby Awards, where she covered Johnny Cash's 'Ain't No Grave (Can Hold This Body Down)'. This chick and her music totally rock my world - so much so that 'Sinking Soon'? Is actually my RINGTONE. />
Well color me disappointed. I went to go ahead and categorize this post and much to my chagrin, THERE WAS NO NORAH JONES CATEGORY. Meaning? There's a 99% chance that we've never written about the fabulous Norah Jones on Evil Beet and that makes me sad. And incredulous. Because Norah Jones is, in my humble opinion, one of today's most talented and entertaining singer/songwriters. I mean, girlfriend goes WAY THE FUCK past late-night karaoke staple 'Come Away With Me.' I mean, have you even heard of...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Hasselhoff photo: ...
That James Franco has his thumbs in every pie! The aspiring musician, Oscar nominee, and soap star most recently wowed the art world (?) with his bizarre Gucci billboard campaign.
Now Canadian comic book publisher Drawn and Quarterly, which publishes highbrow stuff by artists like Chris Ware, Dan Clowes, and journalist Joe Sacco, tweets that they "just received a submission from James Franco."
What the…! How the…! Is James Franco trying to get into the comic book scene, too? Really?
...
Hey! Remember when Jennifer Aniston started hanging out with Justin Theroux? Why, sure! But do you remember the part where Justin Theroux was still living with his girlfriend of 14 years, costume designer Heidi Bivens? Maybe! And do you remember the time Bivens' own mother insisted Aniston's rumored relationship with Theroux was "a big misunderstanding"? Oh, mom!
Today, Page Six reports that Theroux's girlfriend -- of, again, 14 years -- has moved out of the home she shared with Theroux. Yikes. Understandably, Heidi Bivens hasn't commented, but she i...
Mega-pregnant Tori Spelling wrecks her car. [The Superficial]
"Bishop" Eddie Long's wife reportedly moves out on his ass. [Bossip]
Ben Roethlisberger and his Steeler friends are doing lots to keep busy during the lockout. [TMZ]
Pippa Middleton and her long-term boyfriend are no longer together - you know what that means, right? GINGER PUBE FEST! [Starpulse]
Rihanna and Drake spent the weekend together. [Lainey Gossip]
A review of the Tony Awards. [LA Times]
Liev Schrieber and Naomi Watts...
Are you having a bad summer so far? Do you need to have a little fun in the sun? Then I suggest breaking a bunch of laws. That's what Lindsay did, and she's having the best summer ever! She's been doing some modelling on her roof and hanging out in swimwear, and just this Sunday she had a sweet barbecue for her friends! What more could a convict ask for?
What do you think will happen the next time Lindsay breaks the law and gets punished? She'll probably get put on house arrest in a carnival with a petting z...
Image by Decipher, courtesy of the LotR TCG Database
You guys, I have the raddest story about English actor Sean Bean! I jazzed it up a little, but it's mostly true.
There once was a man -- a tall man with a fair and noble face, proud and stern of glance -- and that man was The Lord of the Rings' Sean Bean.
So there Sean Bean was, standing outside his favorite pub with his pal Gwirithiel Laerwyn, having a smoke and a pint of Eastfarthing's finest ale. By any account, Gwirithiel is a good-looking gal, as her stint in Playboy France can...
Christina Aguilera is photographed for the cover of W magazine, looking everything that she's been avoiding lately: pale, sober, makeup-less, and naked. Here's another shot:
My opinion? Despite the obvious Photoshop, this is the look that Christina needs to be going for.
What's your verdict - do we like the more demure (and decidedly smaller-faced) version of Christina, or are we still digging on the bright red lips, platinum baloney curls, and heavy foundation?
Images courtesy of Cele|bitchy...
According to sources at Radar Online:
“Late this morning (11:34 a.m.), Anderson Police responded to a call at a residence in the 1300 block of Pleasant Meadow Drive. According to the caller, 21-year-old Amber L. Portwood was depressed and threatening to end her life. The victim, who did not appear to be injured, was transported to a local medical facility for further evaluation. An Anderson police source also confirms that the call was not made by Amber at her home, but by “a relative” ...
Because she's just ITCHING to be. You can tell. When Taylor Momsen turns eighteen, you just know that the nipples are going to fly. We're going to see tit, labia, bleached asshole (or maybe asshole with tons and tons of black eyeliner around it - yeah, that's probably more like it), and bestiality all over the fucking place.
Emily shared similar photos yesterday, but there are even MORE super ones (AKA ones where she looks like Marilyn Manson from the neck down, with the exception of the elec...
Selena Gomez: pregnant? [The Superficial]
Kim Kardashian has a new baby. [INFDaily]
Mildred Baena never told Arnold about his son. [Cele|bitchy]
Gay celebrities: out and proud. [Starpulse]
The Braxton sisters take off their clothes. [Bossip]
Photos of Lindsay's areolas NOT albinoed out. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW
I guess Blake Lively really wants you to know that those nudes really are of her. [Socialite Life]
Russell Brand tries to pull off the rocker look again. [Caught on Set]
Everyone thinks Lady Gaga's got ugly boobs. [Yeeeah]
Is will.i.am losing his mind? [The Blemi...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Hasselhoff photo: ...
That James Franco has his thumbs in every pie! The aspiring musician, Oscar nominee, and soap star most recently wowed the art world (?) with his bizarre Gucci billboard campaign.
Now Canadian comic book publisher Drawn and Quarterly, which publishes highbrow stuff by artists like Chris Ware, Dan Clowes, and journalist Joe Sacco, tweets that they "just received a submission from James Franco."
What the…! How the…! Is James Franco trying to get into the comic book scene, too? Really?
...
Hey! Remember when Jennifer Aniston started hanging out with Justin Theroux? Why, sure! But do you remember the part where Justin Theroux was still living with his girlfriend of 14 years, costume designer Heidi Bivens? Maybe! And do you remember the time Bivens' own mother insisted Aniston's rumored relationship with Theroux was "a big misunderstanding"? Oh, mom!
Today, Page Six reports that Theroux's girlfriend -- of, again, 14 years -- has moved out of the home she shared with Theroux. Yikes. Understandably, Heidi Bivens hasn't commented, but she i...
Mega-pregnant Tori Spelling wrecks her car. [The Superficial]
"Bishop" Eddie Long's wife reportedly moves out on his ass. [Bossip]
Ben Roethlisberger and his Steeler friends are doing lots to keep busy during the lockout. [TMZ]
Pippa Middleton and her long-term boyfriend are no longer together - you know what that means, right? GINGER PUBE FEST! [Starpulse]
Rihanna and Drake spent the weekend together. [Lainey Gossip]
A review of the Tony Awards. [LA Times]
Liev Schrieber and Naomi Watts...
Are you having a bad summer so far? Do you need to have a little fun in the sun? Then I suggest breaking a bunch of laws. That's what Lindsay did, and she's having the best summer ever! She's been doing some modelling on her roof and hanging out in swimwear, and just this Sunday she had a sweet barbecue for her friends! What more could a convict ask for?
What do you think will happen the next time Lindsay breaks the law and gets punished? She'll probably get put on house arrest in a carnival with a petting z...