Ok, let me give dear Diane Kruger the benefit of the doubt for a bit first. See, I don't think she's ACTUALLY covered in urine, I think it's just the colors of the dress. Diane is notoriously well-dressed, so I highly doubt that she would attend an event after spilling urine all over herself. Plus, she's there with her one true love, Pacey, and I don't think she would want to embarrass him like that. Also, I'm still not wearing my glasses, but my eyesight's not incredibly bad, and I'm near...
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries practically bone on the beaches of Bora Bora. [Bossip]
LeAnn Rimes almost flashes her cooter of doom. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively has a wardrobe malfunction at her premiere (of course). [INFDaily]
Vanessa Hudgens wants to show you what she looks like in underwear for a change. [Starpulse]
Prince Harry: going back to Afghanistan? [Cele|bitchy]
The rise of the "geeky girl" on TV. [LA Times]
Weiner and his dong resign. [TMZ]
The most offensive political a...
See headline.
And no, no, I can't blame Ryan Reynolds. I should tell you, since we're only just getting to know one another (hi!), that I looo-oooooove love Ryan Reynolds, because he reminds me of my first serious boyfriend, who was so smug but genuinely adorable. And Ryan Reynolds, that brawny Canadian stallion, has shit-eating, self-aware pseudo-smarm down to an algorithm.
So while I'm floundering around here on my fourth day of work, trying to decide how best to make you kids smirk, Ryan ...
I have a pointed, embarrassing fixation with Jaleel White. A lot of gals-of-a-certain-age might, I think, if only because Family Matters was the first time many-a-preteen tingled at the sight of a guy in too-tight highwater pants. Wait, what? OK, maybe that's just me. (We'll call it a neurological misfire.)
Jaleel White is 34 years old now. He's never had the comeback Doogie had (although maybe Jaleel's low profile is for the best). Still, he's spoken before about the challenge of continuing to em...
Whiplash full by mattkjor
But it's probably not. Britney Spears co-wrote it, so it's PROBABLY about Frappuccinos or something.
This is Selena Gomez's latest leaked single, Whiplash, and the current Queen of Pop (Demi-Princess of Pop? Dethroned Poppet?) Britney Spears herself helped out with everything, as you can probably hear throughout the song. It's heavily influenced by Britney's bumping beats and breathy huffing and puffing, and it actually wouldn't be too bad if it weren't for the f...
Look, it's Pink and Carey Hart and their positively adorable new baby (sort of pictured, but not, really) getting some caffeinated treats at a local coffee place.
Pink is looking fabulous - and normal, if you've ever seen anyone aside from Gisele Bundchen pregnant - post-pregnancy, and it's apparent that she's breastfeeding, 'cause THOSE SUCKERS ARE HUGE.
Congratulations to the new family - I can't wait to see pictures of this little doll!...
Um, what happened to Angelina Jolie's bum? [The Superficial]
The Maui Movie Fest began and there was a lot of hot actors and actresses there. [Lainey Gossip]
This is your new Osama Bin Laden. [Bossip]
Blake Lively looks hot (and not nude) for the Green Lantern premiere. [Starpulse]
Russell Crowe in the new Superman movie. [ICYDK]
Making a game out of sex. [Pajiba]
An unexpected career change for Chelsea Handler? [Huff Po]
Casey Anthony murder trial shocking developments....
Yeah. Bad, bad anarchy. The worst, apparently.
Tyree, who's a former Giants player, spoke out in defense of the National Organization for Marriage, which is a fundamentalist group in support of heterosexual marriage only (or as Carrie Prejean would have you think, "opposite marriage"). Tyree states:
“It’s not about establishing a theocracy, it’s about what’s right. How can marriage be marriage for thousands of years and now all of a sudden because an influential minority has a push or an agenda and totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country, not founded by men, and it’s something that’s holy and sacred. I think there’s nothing more honorable than fighting for, especially if we really care about our future generations.”
I honestly appreciate the dedication to his higher being, but he apparently doesn't realize that the two are apples and oranges to a lot of people.
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Yeah. Bad, bad anarchy. The worst, apparently.
Tyree, who's a former Giants player, spoke out in defense of the National Organization for Marriage, which is a fundamentalist group in support of heterosexual marriage only (or as Carrie Prejean would have you think, "opposite marriage"). Tyree states:
“It’s not about establishing a theocracy, it’s about what’s right. How can marriage be marriage for thousands of years and now all of a sudden because an influential minority has a push or an agenda and totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country, n...
My first thoughts? What the hell do YOU have to smile about, fucker?
John Edwards, recently charged with charged with conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of making a false statement, has a history of bad fortune. He cheated on his ailing wife with some obsessive, attention-seeking campaign bagger, fathered a child whose paternity he vehemently denied for two years, begged a friend to take responsibility for the child that wasn't his, got ditched by a wom...
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They look like goons when a fierce wind blows, too.
Above (and below) we have the ever-lovely Christina Hendricks doing her best to fight the elements during a recent jaunt in West Hollywood. Without a flat iron.
While we've got her here, let's talk about the concept of a Christina Hendricks without red hair. I mean, I love the shade on her, and that creamy porcelain skin is totally accentuated by the copper, but her hair's eventually going to start breaking off at the root if she keeps this color going forever. I had my hair dyed the very same shade of red once and it lasted all of nine months. Though I positively loved it, it began looking like cheap, over-processed doll hair over the course of a few months. It went, and it went fast.
Can we imagine Christina Hendricks as anything, really, but a ginger?
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They look like goons when a fierce wind blows, too.
Above (and below) we have the ever-lovely Christina Hendricks doing her best to fight the elements during a recent jaunt in West Hollywood. Without a flat iron.
While we've got her here, let's talk about the concept of a Christina Hendricks without red hair. I mean, I love the shade on her, and that creamy porcelain skin is totally accentuated by the copper, but her hair's eventually going to start breaking off...
"For a while, I'd been having second thoughts about everything, so I haven't really been at peace with myself lately. It was all just happening too fast for me. I just sat back and thought about it all. Is this what I wanted? And it wasn't. There was no fight. He understood, and we both agreed that it wasn't the best idea to get married. He was doing it for me because he thought it was what I wanted. [I] wanted to be true to myself ... This isn't the lifestyle for me."
Crystal Harris on ...
She really is. And after her fucked up husband decided to bone every trashy woman in the Chicago metro area, and after she endured a very public divorce, I think girlfriend deserves a little bit of happiness, don't you?
Well she's shooting for just that. With a pretty prolific actor who's been in the news as of late, even if he hasn't done any recent (good) movies. The dude in question is also new to the meat market, as he just recently broke up with his last girlfriend/fuck buddy.
G...
Ok, let me give dear Diane Kruger the benefit of the doubt for a bit first. See, I don't think she's ACTUALLY covered in urine, I think it's just the colors of the dress. Diane is notoriously well-dressed, so I highly doubt that she would attend an event after spilling urine all over herself. Plus, she's there with her one true love, Pacey, and I don't think she would want to embarrass him like that. Also, I'm still not wearing my glasses, but my eyesight's not incredibly bad, and I'm near...
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries practically bone on the beaches of Bora Bora. [Bossip]
LeAnn Rimes almost flashes her cooter of doom. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively has a wardrobe malfunction at her premiere (of course). [INFDaily]
Vanessa Hudgens wants to show you what she looks like in underwear for a change. [Starpulse]
Prince Harry: going back to Afghanistan? [Cele|bitchy]
The rise of the "geeky girl" on TV. [LA Times]
Weiner and his dong resign. [TMZ]
The most offensive political a...
See headline.
And no, no, I can't blame Ryan Reynolds. I should tell you, since we're only just getting to know one another (hi!), that I looo-oooooove love Ryan Reynolds, because he reminds me of my first serious boyfriend, who was so smug but genuinely adorable. And Ryan Reynolds, that brawny Canadian stallion, has shit-eating, self-aware pseudo-smarm down to an algorithm.
So while I'm floundering around here on my fourth day of work, trying to decide how best to make you kids smirk, Ryan ...
I have a pointed, embarrassing fixation with Jaleel White. A lot of gals-of-a-certain-age might, I think, if only because Family Matters was the first time many-a-preteen tingled at the sight of a guy in too-tight highwater pants. Wait, what? OK, maybe that's just me. (We'll call it a neurological misfire.)
Jaleel White is 34 years old now. He's never had the comeback Doogie had (although maybe Jaleel's low profile is for the best). Still, he's spoken before about the challenge of continuing to em...
Whiplash full by mattkjor
But it's probably not. Britney Spears co-wrote it, so it's PROBABLY about Frappuccinos or something.
This is Selena Gomez's latest leaked single, Whiplash, and the current Queen of Pop (Demi-Princess of Pop? Dethroned Poppet?) Britney Spears herself helped out with everything, as you can probably hear throughout the song. It's heavily influenced by Britney's bumping beats and breathy huffing and puffing, and it actually wouldn't be too bad if it weren't for the f...
Look, it's Pink and Carey Hart and their positively adorable new baby (sort of pictured, but not, really) getting some caffeinated treats at a local coffee place.
Pink is looking fabulous - and normal, if you've ever seen anyone aside from Gisele Bundchen pregnant - post-pregnancy, and it's apparent that she's breastfeeding, 'cause THOSE SUCKERS ARE HUGE.
Congratulations to the new family - I can't wait to see pictures of this little doll!...
Um, what happened to Angelina Jolie's bum? [The Superficial]
The Maui Movie Fest began and there was a lot of hot actors and actresses there. [Lainey Gossip]
This is your new Osama Bin Laden. [Bossip]
Blake Lively looks hot (and not nude) for the Green Lantern premiere. [Starpulse]
Russell Crowe in the new Superman movie. [ICYDK]
Making a game out of sex. [Pajiba]
An unexpected career change for Chelsea Handler? [Huff Po]
Casey Anthony murder trial shocking developments....
My first thoughts? What the hell do YOU have to smile about, fucker?
John Edwards, recently charged with charged with conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of making a false statement, has a history of bad fortune. He cheated on his ailing wife with some obsessive, attention-seeking campaign bagger, fathered a child whose paternity he vehemently denied for two years, begged a friend to take responsibility for the child that wasn't his, got ditched by a wom...
"For a while, I'd been having second thoughts about everything, so I haven't really been at peace with myself lately. It was all just happening too fast for me. I just sat back and thought about it all. Is this what I wanted? And it wasn't. There was no fight. He understood, and we both agreed that it wasn't the best idea to get married. He was doing it for me because he thought it was what I wanted. [I] wanted to be true to myself ... This isn't the lifestyle for me."
Crystal Harris on ...
She really is. And after her fucked up husband decided to bone every trashy woman in the Chicago metro area, and after she endured a very public divorce, I think girlfriend deserves a little bit of happiness, don't you?
Well she's shooting for just that. With a pretty prolific actor who's been in the news as of late, even if he hasn't done any recent (good) movies. The dude in question is also new to the meat market, as he just recently broke up with his last girlfriend/fuck buddy.
G...