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Forbes Released Their Top 10 Highest-Paid Performers List

And without frilly filler, here's the list: #10:photo of dave matthews band pictures photosAnd without frilly filler, here's the list: #10: Dave Matthews Band I cannot believe people still go to see these guys. Talk about staying power! I mean, I thought for sure that they'd stick around for the few years in high school that I can remember, but wow. Good on you, guys. #9: Justin Bieber Well that's just great. Justin Bieber on the Highest Paid list. I guess I'm not all that surprised, but I'm not all that excited, either. #8: The Eagles Super. A band from fort...

Love It or Leave It: Nicole Richie and Her Kids Go Goth

photo of nicole richie and her family all in black pictures photos Nicole Richie and her absolutely adorable children were photographed out in LA earlier this week looking like they were on their way to a funeral. Or an art show. You know how those artsy-fartsy types supposedly like their black. Seriously, though, I guess the look is kind of cute, right? I don't know many mamas that deck their young children out in all-black, but it works on Harlow and Sparrow. Their mom is one fierce bitch, and she knows it works, too. What do you guys think?...

Kirstie Alley is Almost Ready to Wear Megan Fox’s Dresses

photo of kirstie alley pictures skinny weight loss pictures Yup, if you can *believe it, Kirstie Alley and Megan Fox are nearly toe-to-toe in their dress sizes. Kirstie, who claims to have lost almost thirty-eight inches since her dramatic Dancing With the Stars weight loss, states that she's almost down to a twenty-two inch waist, which is the same measurement for the VERY SLENDER Megan Fox. An interview with Life and Style reads: After losing 60 pounds on Dancing With the Stars, Kirstie Alley is very close to accomplishing another goal - slipping ...

Ken Jeong Was Hilarious 13 Years Ago

Oh, come on, I know. He's funny now, too. Here's a 28-year-old Ken Jeong (The Hangover Part II, NBC's Community) trying his hand at stand-up way back in 1998. What an excellent find! The clip might be NSFW, unless you have a cool boss, or headphones. Now, at first I was all, "1998? That wasn't very long ago." Then I did some math on my fingers, realized that the majority of Beliebers were born in 1998, and stifled a tiny sob as I felt the icy grip of death clutching my left shoulder. Speaking of death and dying...! Not only is Dr. Ken Jeong, M.D. oodles funnier than 1996 Seth Rogen but -- I honestly believe this -- Ken could have revolutionized comedy with his unexpected brand of "doctor humor." (Watch for the hilariously unfunny "You Might Be a Diabetic" bit.) /> Oh, come on, I know. He's funny now, too. Here's a 28-year-old Ken Jeong (The Hangover Part II, NBC's Community) trying his hand at stand-up way back in 1998. What an excellent find! The clip might be NSFW, unless you have a cool boss, or headphones. Now, at first I was all, "1998? That wasn't very long ago." Then I did some math on my fingers, realized that the majority of Beliebers were born in 1998, and stifled a tiny sob as I felt the icy grip of death clutching my left shoulder. ...

Morning Wood

photo of selena gomez pictures photos More signs of the apocalypse that Selena Gomez is pregnant with Bieber's baby. [The Superficial] Jason Bateman is aging in reverse. [Lainey Gossip] Jay Leno sets Kim Kardashian's engagement ring on fire. [Starpulse] The two douchebags who tried to murder Joss Stone. [Bossip] Did Adele cancel tour dates because someone told her to lose weight? [Cele|bitchy] Jason Sudeikis talks masturbation. [Huff Po] Alessandra Ambrosio goes nude. [Yeeeah] Dave Chapelle planning a comeback?...

[PHOTOS] Britney Spears Officially Embarks on her Femme Fatale Tour

photo of britney spears femme fatale tour pictures photos hot What were you guys doing last night? Anything good? 'Cause Britney had a pretty good night - she kicked off her latest tour at a venue in Sacramento, CA and she PACKED THE SHIT out of it. Take a look at the video below. I'm really excited about this. Not, you know, excited enough to go and fork over a small fortune to see someone who's personality gets me off more than their music, but interested nevertheless. And she's looking great. Give it another few shows, and I'll even be on the "B...

Kelsey Grammer’s Ex “Smells Like Beef Jerky”

A photo of Kelsey and Camille Grammer FROM: Kelsey Grammer TO: Everybody in Kelsey Grammer's Address Book SUBJECT: Camille smells like beef jerkey EMAIL TEXT: goodnight Oh, no! Kelsey is so humiliated and completely sorry you received that email last night -- the one with the subject line about how his ex-wife Camille smells like beef jerky -- but he super-promises he wasn't the one who sent it. Eh. Sounds to me like somebody staggered home late at night, fired off a nonsensical email about his ex, and blacked out. Now that'...

Lady Gaga’s Got a New Video for ‘Edge of Glory’

And something about it makes me think of Michael Jackson's 'The Way You Make Me Feel.' The whole song, obviously, is way 80s, which - believe it or not - I can kind of appreciate. The video, however, at least in comparison to other Gaga videos, is actually kind of boring. Compare it to MJs 'WYMMF': Well, alright. I guess they're not really all that similar unless you consider the alleyway and the ambiance and the ATTITUDE. Anyway, best part of the video? The appearance by the E Street Band's Clarence Clemons. He'll be the one playing the BADASS SAXOPHONE. What do you think of the Lady's latest? /> And something about it makes me think of Michael Jackson's 'The Way You Make Me Feel.' The whole song, obviously, is way 80s, which - believe it or not - I can kind of appreciate. The video, however, at least in comparison to other Gaga videos, is actually kind of boring. Compare it to MJs 'WYMMF': Well, alright. I guess they're not really all that similar unless you consider the alleyway and the ambiance and the ATTITUDE. Anyway, best part of the video? The appearance by the E Str...

The Final Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 is Here!

OK, so it's here at last - the real, final Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 trailer, and it's ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING. I'm not kidding, guys, and you can laugh all you want, there were tears (alright, just one, but it was a BIG one). It all ends next month - are you ready? Moreover, can you handle this? /> OK, so it's here at last - the real, final Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 trailer, and it's ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING. I'm not kidding, guys, and you can laugh all you want, there were tears (alright, just one, but it was a BIG one). It all ends next month - are you ready? Moreover, can you handle this?...

Cold Move, Hef: Check Out Crystal’s New Playboy Cover

A photo of Crystal Harris on the cover of Playboy See, kids, this is why you don't start relationships with your boss. Because then things get all complicated and you freak out because he's approximately eight million years older than you and then he gets you a sweet cover for his porno mag, then totally embarrasses you on it by referencing a Julia Roberts movie.  And, like, how are you ever going to face your friends after this?...

Breaking: We Live in A World Where Madonna Appears on Inside the Actors Studio

A photo of Madonna You guys, I legitimately feel sick over this.  Is that bananas?  I feel physically ill that Madonna, star of such masterpieces as Swept Away and Body of Evidence, is going to be a guest on Inside the Actors Studio.  Madonna is going to be used as a tool to teach the youth, the children that will be the future of acting.  No matter how many times I say it, it doesn't make it ok. Am I reacting too emotionally to this news, or do any of you think this is absolutely ridiculous as well?...

Quotables: Christina Aguilera Is Not An Alcoholic, How Dare You

A photo of Christina Aguilera “I know what everyone was saying. And during that Grammy moment, when I nearly collapsed, I was thinking, Are you kidding me? I’ve always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels. Note to self: Never wear a train onstage. My heel got caught in my train, and if it wasn’t for Jennifer Hudson, who picked me up as I went down, I would have fallen to the floor. When it happened, it was just like, What else, God?! What else?! I threw my hands up in the air and sta...