

And without frilly filler, here's the list:
#10:
Dave Matthews Band
I cannot believe people still go to see these guys. Talk about staying power! I mean, I thought for sure that they'd stick around for the few years in high school that I can remember, but wow. Good on you, guys.
#9:
Justin Bieber
Well that's just great. Justin Bieber on the Highest Paid list. I guess I'm not all that surprised, but I'm not all that excited, either.
#8:
The Eagles
Super. A band from fort...
Nicole Richie and her absolutely adorable children were photographed out in LA earlier this week looking like they were on their way to a funeral. Or an art show. You know how those artsy-fartsy types supposedly like their black.
Seriously, though, I guess the look is kind of cute, right? I don't know many mamas that deck their young children out in all-black, but it works on Harlow and Sparrow. Their mom is one fierce bitch, and she knows it works, too.
What do you guys think?...
Yup, if you can *believe it, Kirstie Alley and Megan Fox are nearly toe-to-toe in their dress sizes. Kirstie, who claims to have lost almost thirty-eight inches since her dramatic Dancing With the Stars weight loss, states that she's almost down to a twenty-two inch waist, which is the same measurement for the VERY SLENDER Megan Fox. An interview with Life and Style reads:
After losing 60 pounds on Dancing With the Stars, Kirstie Alley is very close to accomplishing another goal - slipping ...
More signs of the apocalypse that Selena Gomez is pregnant with Bieber's baby. [The Superficial]
Jason Bateman is aging in reverse. [Lainey Gossip]
Jay Leno sets Kim Kardashian's engagement ring on fire. [Starpulse]
The two douchebags who tried to murder Joss Stone. [Bossip]
Did Adele cancel tour dates because someone told her to lose weight? [Cele|bitchy]
Jason Sudeikis talks masturbation. [Huff Po]
Alessandra Ambrosio goes nude. [Yeeeah]
Dave Chapelle planning a comeback?...
What were you guys doing last night? Anything good? 'Cause Britney had a pretty good night - she kicked off her latest tour at a venue in Sacramento, CA and she PACKED THE SHIT out of it. Take a look at the video below. I'm really excited about this. Not, you know, excited enough to go and fork over a small fortune to see someone who's personality gets me off more than their music, but interested nevertheless. And she's looking great.
Give it another few shows, and I'll even be on the "B...
FROM: Kelsey Grammer
TO: Everybody in Kelsey Grammer's Address Book
SUBJECT: Camille smells like beef jerkey
EMAIL TEXT: goodnight
Oh, no! Kelsey is so humiliated and completely sorry you received that email last night -- the one with the subject line about how his ex-wife Camille smells like beef jerky -- but he super-promises he wasn't the one who sent it.
Eh. Sounds to me like somebody staggered home late at night, fired off a nonsensical email about his ex, and blacked out. Now that'...
See, kids, this is why you don't start relationships with your boss. Because then things get all complicated and you freak out because he's approximately eight million years older than you and then he gets you a sweet cover for his porno mag, then totally embarrasses you on it by referencing a Julia Roberts movie. And, like, how are you ever going to face your friends after this?...
You guys, I legitimately feel sick over this. Is that bananas? I feel physically ill that Madonna, star of such masterpieces as Swept Away and Body of Evidence, is going to be a guest on Inside the Actors Studio. Madonna is going to be used as a tool to teach the youth, the children that will be the future of acting. No matter how many times I say it, it doesn't make it ok.
Am I reacting too emotionally to this news, or do any of you think this is absolutely ridiculous as well?...
“I know what everyone was saying. And during that Grammy moment, when I nearly collapsed, I was thinking, Are you kidding me? I’ve always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels. Note to self: Never wear a train onstage. My heel got caught in my train, and if it wasn’t for Jennifer Hudson, who picked me up as I went down, I would have fallen to the floor. When it happened, it was just like, What else, God?! What else?! I threw my hands up in the air and sta...