Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Muppets Official Trailer Fills Me With Inexplicable Joy

What are you guys doing this Thanksgiving? I never really understood the whole "go to the movies during the holiday" thing, but I might actually take the special time I have explicitly reserved in my cold, dead heart for Thanksgiving and devote a few hours to go and see this throwback to my totally awesome childhood. After a few spoofs and a really great teaser, the above - official - Muppets trailer is finally here, and I'm really excited about it. These guys were an integral part of my growing up, and I'm so glad that it appears nothing's changed in the way these old friends are being portrayed. Are you guys going to go see this movie? Who's your favorite Muppet? I was always partial to Kermit. And Gonzo. Even though those bastards were always at odds with one another over the swine-like, bon-bon swilling Miss Piggy. Some girls have all the luck. /> What are you guys doing this Thanksgiving? I never really understood the whole "go to the movies during the holiday" thing, but I might actually take the special time I have explicitly reserved in my cold, dead heart for Thanksgiving and devote a few hours to go and see this throwback to my totally awesome childhood. After a few spoofs and a really great teaser, the above - official - Muppets trailer is finally here, and I'm really excited about it. These guys were an integral part of my growing up, and I'm so glad that it appears nothing's changed in the way these old frie...

Love It or Leave It: Katie Holmes Finally Wears a Bikini

Look! Katie Holmes wore a bikini, can you believe it? You know, when you write celebrity gossip, you could probably mentally call up any bikini-clad celebrity's image and say "Yup, that's what [fill in the blank] looks like in a bikini." However? Katie Holmes' rather willowy figure has always been one of those who has alluded even my most remote of mental recollections. I'm not even sure that I've ever seen Katie Holmes in a bikini to recall that that girlfriend had a semi-outie. It's SO CUTE. Do you guys have ...

Jackass Star Ryan Dunn Dead

photo of mtv's jackass ryan dunn dead accident scene pictures photos pics 34-year-old Ryan Dunn of Jackass fame was killed late last night on a rural route in Pennsylvania. Sources state that Dunn's car lost control, flipped over a guardrail, struck a tree and burst into flames. Dunn and an unidentified passenger were both killed. Ryan had celebrated his recent birthday on June 11th. As you can see from the photos in the gallery, Dunn's Porsche was turned into a charred shell of twisted metal and not much else. TMZ states that photos are circulating of Dunn an...

Morning Wood

photo of kelly osbourne hot skinny pictures photos Is Megan Fox rocking a pregnant belly? [The Superficial] Andrew Garfield and Garrett Hedlund BFFs. [Lainey Gossip] Apparently the worst wildfire in US history is because of illegal immigration. OK. [Bossip] Angelina Jolie sans makeup looks better than you on your best day. [Starpulse] All of the Daytime Emmy coverage you can stand. [LA Times] LOL @ the guy in the new Conan the Barbarian. [Pajiba] Kelly Osbourne cries on the red carpet. [INFDaily] Which Voice judges are probably homophobic? [Amy Grindhouse] Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's sideboob. [The Frisky] Brad Pitt...

Obama Impersonator Yanked from Republican Stage

Obama impresonator Reggie Brown Comedian Reggie Brown has made a career out of his Barack Obama impersonation---his cadence is right-on, and with a little makeup, Brown is nearly a dead ringer for the 44th president. Plus he's pretty funny. It's small surprise, then, that Brown was hired to do a set, in character, at the Republican Leadership Conference held at the Hilton New Orleans Riverside this weekend. The set started well, and it made pretty funny use of a slideshow presentation, but after about 18 minutes-...

Britney Spears Releases a Teaser for New “I Wanna Go” Video

From one troubled performer to the next, you know? Britney Spears, who's totally kicking ass and taking names for her latest Femme Fatale tour, is also on fire in releasing new videos. The latest to hit the 'net is "I Wanna Go," off her Femme Fatale album, and though I definitely am not a song-fan, the video's straight up OK from what I can see. Why? Well simply put, because the video hits quite close to home: Britney is portrayed as a pink-highlighted menace to society who attacks paparazzi not with an umbrella, but with a lethal microphone projectile. She even busts a guy in his grill! Tell me this is isn't sooo poetic on a cellular level. I'm really glad that she's reemerging from the dust here, and it's cute if she's poking fun at her previous situations (if that is, indeed, what she's doing - yet maybe she doesn't even see the obvious parallels), but girlfriend still looks like she suffered a mild stroke, and for that? I am sad. /> From one troubled performer to the next, you know? Britney Spears, who's totally kicking ass and taking names for her latest Femme Fatale tour, is also on fire in releasing new videos. The latest to hit the 'net is "I Wanna Go," off her Femme Fatale album, and though I definitely am not a song-fan, the video's straight up OK from what I can see. Why? Well simply put, because the video hits quite close to home: Britney is portrayed as a pink-highlighted menace to society who attacks paparazzi not with an umbrella, but with a lethal microphone projectile. She even...

Amy Winehouse Bombs a Show, Cancels Two More

Wow. This was seriously awful. This is one of those occasions, where, when I say "I could do better," it's not an exaggeration. Poor Amy was so ... um, completely stone-cold sober that she couldn't keep time, remember the words, or stop caressing her body like she does when she's on something. After the poor-ass performance, she threw her hands up in the air and walked back to berate the bass player. For what? Oh, I don't know. Probably STAYING IN TIME with the REST OF THE BAND. Get it togeth ... aw, fuck it. /> Wow. This was seriously awful. This is one of those occasions, where, when I say "I could do better," it's not an exaggeration. Poor Amy was so ... um, completely stone-cold sober that she couldn't keep time, remember the words, or stop caressing her body like she does when she's on something. After the poor-ass performance, she threw her hands up in the air and walked back to berate the bass player. For what? Oh, I don't know. Probably STAYING IN TIME with the REST OF THE BAND. Get ...

Jennifer Lopez’s Boob Fell Out of Her Dress in Germany

photo of jennifer lopez wardrobe malfunction pictures photos I guess girlfriend, the Duchess of double-sided tape, decided that Germany was an alright place to be if she happened to accidentally flip a tit out of her dress. You go, Germany. Lopez was performing this past weekend, and while wearing a low-cut dress, had quite an areola-baring wardrobe malfunction that forcefully sent her friend out for a reconnaissance mission. On a side note, I didn't realize Jennifer Lopez's boobs weren't huge. And ladies and gentlemen, they're real and they'r...

Bristol Palin’s Autobiography: Levi Johnston Is a “Gnat”

Bristol Palin, April 29, 2011 I absolutely cannot abide 20-year olds who write memoirs because, unless your parents died and you are raising your little brother all by yourself or you made it all up, how am I to care? But Bristol Palin has accounted for my ageist ire by titling her new autobiography Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. Ah! Bristol's journey so far! I like how the title already leaves the door open to a sequel. In her new book, Bristol treats us to certain revelations about her private life. For instance: she drunkenly lost her virginity to ...

The Conspiracy to Kill Tupac: Taiwan Explains It All

Biggie and Tupac - airbrush On Wednesday, prison inmate Dexter Isaac confessed to the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur. He alleges that he was hired by another conspirator, music producer James "Jimmy Henchmen" Rosemond, to gun Tupac down. But if you're a foreigner---or a kid---maybe you don't know who Tupac is! Never fear: Next Media is here to help. You've heard of Next Media Animation, haven't you? That's the Taiwanese studio that reenacts current news stories---using bleeding-edge computer-rendered graphics---for Chinese news. The studio first achieved notoriety...

Legendary Saxophonist Clarence Clemons Passes Away

Clarence Clemons, Bruce Springsteen, 1980 Legendary musician Clarence Clemons died Saturday due to complications from a stroke a week earlier. Clemons was 69 years old. Clemons was best-known for his work as saxophonist in Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band. Bruce Springsteen made the story of his and Clemons' first meeting, in a music club where Springsteen's band was playing in 1971, into the stuff of myth. Springsteen often told of that event, "With a lightning storm raging outside, the Big Man tore the door off an Asbury Pa...