One thing I've got to say is that Britney's really kicking things up with this tour, all these singles, photo shoots and new videos. Girlfriend has got her game ON. This video is probably the best yet, in that she's charming, engaging, dancing like a normal person and not someone with metal bars reinforcing their skeletons, and her eyes? LOOK SANE. Seriously. No crazy eyes to be had in this video.
However, there are a few questionable things to be seen: ripping off Half-Baked's famous "fuck you, I'm out" skit (I wonder if she got permission to, like, do that. That's probably some pretty big trouble if she didn't, y'know), flashing a police officer in front of a minor (ding: MORE big trouble), and yesterday's "bust a pap in the mouth with a mic" thing. Promoting violence are we? And the ending is just weird. Is that supposed to be an Adnan Ghalib-alike? And what's with the milk - and the seashells?
Regardless, I'm on board for a full-on Britney revival, and it doesn't look like it's that far off. />
One thing I've got to say is that Britney's really kicking things up with this tour, all these singles, photo shoots and new videos. Girlfriend has got her game ON. This video is probably the best yet, in that she's charming, engaging, dancing like a normal person and not someone with metal bars reinforcing their skeletons, and her eyes? LOOK SANE. Seriously. No crazy eyes to be had in this video.
However, there are a few questionable things to be seen: ripping off Half-Baked's famous "fuck you, I'm out" skit (I wonder if she got permission to, like, do that. That's probably some pretty big trouble if she didn't, y'know), flashing a polic...
The photos are really just because, and since Twilight has kind of been my new thing for the past few weeks, I thought it appropriate to show as many photos of the trio (and in this case, duo) as I could possibly muster.
Kristen and Taylor were photographed on the red carpet for A Better Life screening, a film about gangs and immigration and a man trying to give his son a, um, "better life" than maybe he had. I suppose that's where that film title comes from. Huh.
Not pictured? Robert Pattinson, who's probably working...
Yesterday, Tom Hanks visited the set of ¡Despierta América! ("Wake Up America!"), a Spanish-language morning show on Univision. Below, the Weather Report, which is already making the rounds online:
The clip, approximately:
- Today's guest, Tom Hanks!
- Tom Hanks is sweating.
- Tom Hanks is sweating because he ate a chili pepper on a dare during the last segment.
- Tom Hanks preemptively begins dancing. Not yet, Tom!
- Maybe Tom Hanks is sweating because today is the hot...
Just yesterday, Sarah showed you guys a clip of how much of a train wreck Amy Winehouse is these days. At that point, Amy had cancelled a couple of shows, but now, she's just throwing in the towel completely by cancelling her whole European tour. Girl was going to head out to Spain, Switzerland, Italy, Austria, Poland, Hungary and Romania, but that's over, because clearly she is incapable of functioning internationally.
I think this might be a good sign. It looks like this is Amy b...
Or maybe not. Maybe Chris Brown and Rihanna are just trying to salvage something of their relationship, or maybe they're just trying to make things not completely horrible and awkward when they bump into each other at award shows or something. I don't know. All I know is that Chris Brown can't work Twitter.
You know how you can send direct messages and you can send the little @ replies to people? Poor Chris Brown has a little trouble with that. Yesterday, he got the two things confused, and he sent Ri...
Paris Hilton got dumped again. [The Superficial]
Ryan Dunn's passenger revealed. [Bitten and Bound]
The cast of Glee is going to be entirely different next season. [Starpulse]
Lupe Fiasco is officially an idiot. [Bossip]
Tracy Morgan tries to salvage his reputation with the gay community. [Rumor Fix]
Now EVERYONE wants to talk about Megan Fox's Transformers departure. [Socialite Life]
Last scenes of Law and Order: Criminal Intent. [Caught on Set]
Ryan Dunn was apparently drunk when he wrecked his car, as if that's supposed t...
Geri Halliwell, or the Spice Girl Whose Boobs You Wanted to See the Most, was photographed earlier this week tanning her tatas on a pretty nice boat. The only drawback with tanning your tatas out is that someone sure to see, even if it's just your creepy, digital-camera-toting extortionist neighbor. Believe me, I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS.
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Jenn gave you the teaser the other day (naughty little tart), so here's the full, official video for Weird Al's latest Gaga-knockoff-single, 'Perform This Way.'
Al is definitely as bizarre as he was fifteen years ago when I was one of his biggest fans (sorry, I wasn't cool and into, like, Nirvana and Silverchair or whatever) and I actually like this song. Better than I like 'Born This Way,' but that's not saying a whole lot, considering how I feel about Stefani Germanotta at large.
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Jenn gave you the teaser the other day (naughty little tart), so here's the full, official video for Weird Al's latest Gaga-knockoff-single, 'Perform This Way.'
Al is definitely as bizarre as he was fifteen years ago when I was one of his biggest fans (sorry, I wasn't cool and into, like, Nirvana and Silverchair or whatever) and I actually like this song. Better than I like 'Born This Way,' but that's not saying a whole lot, considering how I feel about Stefani Germanotta at large.
A...
The dude's Vincent Piazza, who's an actor who appeared on The Sopranos and Boardwalk Empire. He's Ashlee Simpson's new man. These are the first photos of the new couple since Ashlee was photographed being all hand-holdy with her not-yet-ex Pete Wentz. Like, recently.
Also? Cheating on your husband and generally being a bitch apparently makes your old nose grow back.
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Poor 27 Dresses' Judy Greer! Always a bridesmaid and never a---wait, what? Oh. Scratch that.
The offbeat Judy Greer, forever relegated to playing the quirky "best friend" (13 Going on 30, Love and Other Drugs, The Wedding Planner) and the "sexy weirdo" (Kitty Sanchez in "Arrested Development," Fern in Jawbreaker), will finally play the lead in her own production! That is to say, she's newly engaged to her boyfriend of one year, Dean Johnsen.
Well, that's it, boys: Judy Greer is officially ...