Tara Reid Tried to Steal A Shopping Cart

We haven’t really heard from Tara Reid since May, when she partied a tooth out and started looking like a crazy ol’ cokehead, but it’ll be July tomorrow, everyone, so obviously it’s time to check in on this girl.  What could she possibly be doing these days, you might ask.  Oh, just attempting to steal shopping carts from the Walgreens, same old, same old:

Kooky Tara Reid has a bizarre way of making new friends in Atlanta while shooting the latest “American Pie” movie. The disheveled-looking actress stopped two strangers in a Walgreens parking lot over the weekend, a source said, to ask where the “nearest Mexican restaurant was. She was wearing torn jeans and a pink hoodie, despite the 90-degree heat. She was pushing a shopping cart with her dog in it.” While Reid’s parking-lot pals gave her directions, a Walgreens manager emerged and ordered Reid to return her cart. “She whined, ‘I’m just borrowing it,’ ” our amused spy said. But Atlanta, it seems, isn’t Hollywood. “Ma’am, please, we don’t have that many,” said the clerk, whom Reid argued with before ditching the cart, grabbing the dog, and storming off.

I’m not going to touch the fact that they’re shooting yet another American Pie, that’s just too much cinematic tragedy, but stealing shopping carts, really? That’s classic Tara.  It’s also classic Crazy Homeless Lady, but I think it might work just a little better for Tara. After all, she can do anything she dreams of, if she only dreams hard enough.