Jeez, it seems like every female in Hollywood’s jumping on the red bandwagon this summer. Katy Perry, Rihanna, and now Drew Barrymore, who probably first went red when she was, like, six and doing lines of cocaine off her agent’s bidet. Drew Barrymore’s so fucking hardcore that she probably INVENTED red hair dye. And of course, by that I mean “she absolutely did not,” but it’s fun to make extreme, nonsensical superlatives when it comes to Drew Barrymore, now isn’t it?
