Three Blind Items: Who’s Cheating? Who’s Gay? And Whose Luck Is About to Change?

Do you have a serious Case of the Mondays? I’ve got the cure!

So put on your filthmongering caps and fire up your collective imagination! Here comes a fresh crop of Blind Items!

The National Enquirer asks:

Which iconic sci-fi sex symbol with a history of bad relationships has gone lesbian? The once red-hot actress’s life is usually an open book, so it’s no wonder she’s telling friends that she’s ready to come out!

Tee hee. I have my suspicions, but I’ll leave it in the comments with the rest of your guesses.

Isn’t this fun, you guys? Two more Celebrity Blinds are hidden after the jump!

Ready? Here’s a newer one from Lainey. And, ugh, it’s depressing.

That didn’t take long. I guess if you’re going to cheat, you’re going to cheat. It doesn’t have to be after a year, it can be much less. …Also, at that age, is it realistic to expect something to last forever?

…She’s more famous. And he’s, well, he’s ok at what he does, but he’s certainly not great at it although when it comes to actual talent, I’m not so sure she has much of it either, and definitely not with the last project she pimped. Still, there’s no question that she’s the B+ in this relationship, and he’s the solid D+, which is VERY generous. In another league maybe we’d consider him a C-. A C at most. He’d never be one to wear that on his sweater though.

Anyway he cheated on her. At least once. With some kind of no-name, but well connected enough, and the sort of girl who gets off on hooking up with married men, and if the married man has a celebrity wife… well, even better.

Blech. Who’s the cheating newlywed husband? And who is his famous, none-the-wiser bride?

Finally—because I hate ending on such a downer—here’s a super-easy “gimme” from Awful Truth.

[Morgan Mayhem] is in for a shock soon: She’s going to be offered an A-list job again! And, trust us, this is no sleazy project like those the once-top actress is used to doing these days.

Academy-Award winning director. Academy-Award-nominated co-talent. Very cool, hip up-and-coming costars. And the part itself? “A complete whack-job girlfriend, Morgan would be perfect.”

And how. The only problem being that the director is busy fighting with the costars, who are adamant they will not work with M2, who they consider “a total asshole.” However, the director, who is not to be deterred, is busy telling his actors they will be meeting with Ms. Mayhem, just the same, as soon as the meeting’s finalized—and that he fully expects Morgan to come to the meeting “fully contrite, asking for the job.”

Wow, right? That’s unexpectedly wonderful news for Linds—I mean, Morgan Mayhem. If I had to guess which risk-taking director is willing to work with her, I’d pick Ang Lee (and the movie is Girl Crazy, duh).

Or am I way off-base? Stranger things have happened. Pool your guesses below!