Please, mom, stop reading right now.
Self-made celebrity Chris Crocker—that’s right, the “Leave Britney Aloooone” guy—has been experimenting with a new, scruffy look. And it works? Like, it totally works. Not only does the kid look great, he’s looking androgynous-male-model great.
Chris Crocker is evidently aware of his own ugly-duckling transformation story, and that’s probably why he’s been posting his own nude photos to his NSFW Tumblr. Today, Gawker announces that Chris Crocker is on his way to a feature-length porno, shooting (aaaaauuuuggghh) this summer.
So, um, I guess that’s it, then: I’m about to fulfill my longstanding nightmare of posting a pile of Chris Crocker’s dickshots to the Internet, just as Chris Crocker himself always intended. I… I’m sorry. I’ll, uh, catch you on the flip-side. Good luck.
Um, wow, I guess? Who knew the whiny little fuck was so hung? And why do I feel so dirty and ashamed for saying that? Fuck, I gotta go take a shower now.
Geez, I fuckin HATE breakin in the new broad! Jenny, nudity on this site is limited to tits & gash shots! Get with the program!!
I ALREADY SAID I WAS SORRY OK
Dude. Speak for yourself. I wanna see some peen.
I’m cool with the wiener. And Jenny, Im digging the posts. They hate all the new writers. Keep yo’ head up!
Hottie with a lottie.
Well dayum!
To bad he is playing for the other team. Lol.
There are so many things wrong with this post, namely that this kid’s dick kinda turned me on.
Apology accepted Jenn. Took a look at your blog….you were holding a PBR. Either you are an unpretentious, low maintenance chic, something SORELY missing in the Midwest, or have really shitty taste in beer. I believe you to be the unpretentious, low maintenance variety. Still waiting for a decent glimpse of your cans though!
Ahahaha. I posted cans today! For you! (Not mine, though.)
But I’ve already seen hers…..
Damn, that’s quite a kick stand. BTW, speaking for the ladies (namely myself) – tits and gash get boring after a while. Thanks for the change up. Your posts are awesome. No breaking in necessary; you got this shit on lock.
Damn. He’s hot as he is…or dressed as a woman.
danm he is hot and who cares if he is gay and well hung at that like that cock