EVERYONE says Kim Kardashian‘s pregnant. [The Superficial]
Pink at 698 months pregnant. Gotdamn. [Starpulse]
Is Robert Pattinson really going to play another vampire? [INFDaily]
HOLY CRAP, the world’s longest-married couple. [Bossip]
Film star rescued from ‘bone-crushing’ bike wreck. [TMZ]
Exclusive scenes from Josh Hutcherson’s new movie. [Socialite Life]
Being drunk is apparently a feminist issue these days. [The Frisky]
Sophie Marceau: soaking wet. [Caught on Set]
Sean Kingston: sedated but conscious. [Celebuzz]
OH PATRICK DEMPSEY, what have you done? [Pajiba]
Twat joins Twitter, begins to tweet twattish things. [I’m Not Obsessed]
OMFG What did Simon Cowell DO TO HIS FACE? [Cele|bitchy]
Jane Lynch thinks Sarah Palin is insane. [Huffington Post]