Well, no, I guess it’s not ‘like’ you can almost see, it’s that you CAN almost see it, because instead of wearing something on her bottom like most people do when they hit the beach, or the pool, or, you know, PUBLIC, Aubrey opts for a line of fake cowhide fringe. But hey, it’s cool. If I squint real hard, I can pretend it’s a hot dude almost flashing his junk, because she’s even got that swoonworthy pelvic cut like a dude does. (I mean, that is what that is, right?)
Aubrey did a photo shoot earlier this week, and I’m still confused as to what the theme might have been – I’m thinking either ‘Flash Your Cooter in Malibu Day,’ ‘Horrible Roots of Southern California,’ or ‘Really Stupid Fucking Dogs.’ But maybe it’s none of the above. Maybe I’m being too obtuse, and the answer’s right in front of my face. MUCH LIKE HER VADGE.
Hell, all womens swimwear should be like this….unless the afore mentioned woman is sporting a bussy. What’s a bussy you ask? It’s when the stomach roll flops over & hangs below the vag, hence the term “bussy” & as unattractive as a bussy is, it’s better than seeing all of the benis’s poolside!! On a side note… Sarah, take the day off! Spend it with family, attend a parade, grill out, throw a frisbee, play golf, volunteer at the boneyard to honor the service members who died in service to this country. You are the reason I keep coming back to this site, you and EBD,but it looks like EBD has douched out on us!
I actually did both a parade and a cookout! (OK, well, I didn’t hold a parade, I went to one, lol.) Happy Memorial Day! :)
ur pretty would u like to taste my burrito
On a scale of 1-10, 1 being fug, and 10 being goddess she obviously thinks she’s a 12. Personally she looks like a 3 to me…all orange, and dry, and then lumpy down there…
that’s not the “david’s”–as i always heard that V referred to, just looks like where the top of her inner thigh/vag actually ends. nice try on the photogs part to disguise it with loincloth though..wish i was famous so they could come up with cool ways to disguise my flaws.
Thanks but no. I prefer normality.
She was cute one time, I remember.
She keeps wearing those ugly hippy head things. What are those? And why???
I would toss Aubreys salad
Why bother – just go nude!
Shaving ruin it all , BUSH baby BUSH !!