Meghan McCain: Still Completely Awesome

You know who we haven’t talked about in a long, long time? OK, I know: the headline ruined it. It’s totally Meghan McCain. Remember that one time when she posted a photo of herself on Twitter or something, and it totally displayed her huge, amazing jugs? Yeah, I do too. And even though I disagree with some of her politics, and the fact that she chose to be born to someone who ENDORSED SARAH PALIN as a Vice Presidential candidate, I really dig this girl. She’s got an awesomeness to her that can’t be bought, faked, or even borrowed.

Meghan did a quick interview with the New York Times, and I’d have to say that pretty much ALL of her answers to all of the questions asked were pretty fabulous. Don’t believe me? Check it out:

LEAST-REPUBLICAN PIECE OF CLOTHING: My black studded Christian Louboutin heels. They are hard-core. My friend nicknamed them my dominatrix heels. There’s nothing Republican or political about those shoes.

INDISPENSABLE ITEM: My MacBook. It’s depressing. It’s like my baby. I named it Bambi. My iPhone is named Thumper. How sad am I?

INTERNET DATING? No. I would get slaughtered. My profile would be on Gawker in five seconds.

MATERIAL OBSESSION: I love skulls. I have 10 of them. I love the way they look in my place. I have one on my night stand; one on my desk; crystal ones in my kitchen; one that’s filled with vodka; some with diamond eyes.

HUMAN OBSESSION: I am borderline obsessed with Sofia Coppola. She is unbelievably talented and has a famous father and established herself as a force to be reckoned with in her industry. She’s so much cooler than I am.

BIGGEST FATHER ISSUE: Anything gay …

… rights related. We don’t fight about it, but it can be uncomfortable.

CHILDHOOD DREAM: I wanted to be Indiana Jones. I had the hat and everything.

FAVORITE DEMOCRAT: I like Anthony Weiner, the congressman from New York. He has YouTube moments I find entertaining, and he’s married to Huma Abedin, who works for Secretary of State Clinton. I have to tip my hat to him for landing such a hot woman.

AND THE SECOND-LEAST-REPUBLICAN PIECE OF CLOTHING: I have a pair of suede thigh-high boots. I’ve only had the guts to wear them once in Vegas. I felt like Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman.”

BODY IMAGE: I wake up every morning with large breasts, and it doesn’t affect me. But people had a meltdown when I posted a photo of myself on Twitter. I found such extreme sexism in it. I’ve spent as much of my career having my weight and body commented on as my writing and politics.

ON NIGHTS IN: I’ll make myself a turkey sandwich and watch Rachel Maddow and Bill O’Reilly. It’s really sexy.

DROWNED SORROWS: I have a bunch of shot glasses from the campaign that say “A straight shot on the Straight Talk Express.” I’ve never used them, but I have them.

THE ELEPHANTS REMEMBER: I have elephant statues everywhere — and not just because of the Republican Party. They are so beautiful and good luck to have in your house. This leather one is named Walter.

RECURRING DREAM: I go swimming in the ocean, and there is a giant squid, like “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea” style. He’s not angry and not a bad squid, but he scares me.

LAST MEAL: My father’s ribs. If not, I’d go for steak tartare, baked potato, Kraft macaroni and cheese and cookie dough.

Meghan, I totally dig your thoughts on a quiet night at home.  I totally do the same stuff.  But Bill O’Reilly? UGH, bitch PLEASE.