Have you ever been hanging out with yourself or some friends, and all of a sudden the spirit moved you to make some sort of announcement? Nothing relevant, nothing terribly poignant, just something that had to be said right then and there? I do this all the time, and it turns out, so do celebrities. And you won’t believe what a breeding ground Twitter is for such burning words.
And there are three of my favorite funny dudes with Twitter diarrhea (is that gross? People say that, right, verbal diarrhea? This is another form, it’s Twitter diarrhea, similar to written diarrhea but not all that close to actual diarrhea. Have I used the word “diarrhea” enough for one year?).
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