This is probably the first thing that I’ve EVER seen Gwyneth Paltrow do that actually made me fucking laugh out loud. Seriously. This was even more amusing than when Brad Pitt found her head in a box in Seven (though that was just way creepier, too). I think I’m actually liking her more when she acts like a corny fool rather than when she’s trying to TELL ME HOW TO LIVE. What do you guys think – are you loving the ghetto side of Gwynnie? Master Gwynnie P? Big Pun reincarnated, what what?
Please. Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretentious twat.
Why doesn’t she go eat some poison with that fat ginger Waffle House cook.
Please. Somebody shut this ignorant bitch up.