I don’t care if you’re the world’s hottest woman or you DO date super athlete Derek Jeter – it’s no excuse to dress like … dress like I don’t even know what. I’m still trying to figure it out.
Minka Kelly was photographed in New York City yesterday wearing what one could only describe as ‘half the contents of my Hasidic Jewish cousin’s closet.’ With the exception of those bare shoulders. That’s totally a no-no.
Independently, you know, the ensemble wouldn’t be bad. The off-the-shoulder sweatshirt looks like something I’d throw on after a Pilates class. It’s something that I’d wear to the store on a humid spring morning (we get a lot of those here where I live) to do some grocery shopping. The skirt? Meh. It looks mad uncomfortable. I may be short (I’m a shrinking 5’3″), but I take large strides when I walk. And anything that inhibits that – like this skirt probably would – is just totally not practical. I rather like the scarf and the hat (and definitely the flats), but the scarf just looks kind of odd coupled with the off-shoulder sweatshirt, you know?
I love you and all, girl, but please: stay out of Batsheva’s closet.
Look’s like someone called the fashion ambulance.
That’s a skirt – I thought it was sweat pants.
all-around so that you can $2700 from efashionhouse.