See this picture of Leonardo DiCaprio with his hand all wrapped around Blake Lively‘s waist on a boat? There’s no way these two are fucking.
Maybe this speaks more to that fact that I’ve almost exclusively dated broke dudes, but I’m pretty sure you don’t charter a boat unless your dick gets to do some boat metaphor to a lady’s vagina. Did I do that right?
Leo’s been single for a minute now and Blake seems to blow through guys like she’s in her early 20s, physically attractive and successful, so I’m not sure how long these two will last, but hey! If she turns up pregnant in a few weeks, you can’t say you’re surprised.
Why the long face, Blake? Bwaaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaaah! Yeeeeacccchhhhh!
Long face needed to take in all of Leo’s manliness.
he looks too old for you my girl!