Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight

Miley even *tries* to make getting a tattoo seductive. [The Superficial]

The first public pics of Simon and Paula since The Big Announcement. [INFDaily]

Lamar cheating on Khloe? [Bossip]

Ginger Spice flashes her hot mom ass. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW

Top 10 shortest celebrities of all time. [Socialite Life]

Photos of the Jersey Shore twits in Italy (they’re still not dead yet). [Caught on Set]

Note to Gwen Stefani: STOP TRYING TO LOOK LIKE YOU’RE SIXTEEN. [Yeeeah]

Emma Watson with nuts in her mouth. [The Blemish]

Alexander Skarsgard for GQ. [OMGBlog]

Girls who squirt and how rare it is. [The Frisky]

Mel Gibson doesn’t give a crap HOW much Jodie Foster word-strokes him. [Cele|bitchy]

New Christina Applegate series coming to TV? [LA Times]