Today’s Tweets come with a side of good advice! Now, you might not know this, but I’m a pretty awkward person. I’m horrible at talking to people – I get nervous, and if I start talking at all then I ramble forever and eventually just start making noises – and a lot of times to avoid talking to people, I employ the classic blank stare. I’m sure you guys know the move I’m talking about, but to clarify, I’m going to use a few Tweets as examples.
Thought: Why are you telling me about sharting, that’s disgusting. And why are you laughing about it? And why did you even mention the castle? Ugh, get it together, Ke$ha.
Action: blank stare.
Thought: I don’t care to discuss breakfast foods with you, Lamar. I appreciate you asking, but I’d rather just be left alone to fuck around on YouTube or paint my nails or basically anything besides this idle chitchat.
Action: blank stare.
Thought: I have no idea what you’re trying to say to me, Erykah. Clearly you have lost your mind, or the ability to communicate in an understandable fashion. You better call Tyrone – hey, has anyone ever told you that?
Action: blank stare
See what I mean? If you ever just don’t have the energy or spirit or desire to speak to someone when they try to speak to you, a good long blank stare will get the message across with minimal effort on your part. You’re welcome!
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