Then you’re in luck!
As you probably know, Cannes goes on for, like, three years at a time and there’s always a whole crap ton of events, so instead of boring you with photos of filmmakers that you totally don’t recognize (or, you know, care about), I’ve chosen what I think to be the best of the Cannes photos thus far. Stay tuned – there’ll be more to come over the next six days or so.
Things to watch for? The gradual degeneration of my happiness as I witness Adrien Brody bringing some gawky blonde bitch as his ‘guest,’ Rachel McAdams looking more and more beautiful as the days go by, Angelina Jolie molesting a panda bear, Dustin Hoffman unable to keep his guffaws to himself as he hasn’t been to a Cannes since Hook was popular, and a variety of really pretty people (except for that gawky blonde bitch that Adrien Brody had the NERVE to bring – and after I TOLD him I was available this weekend, what the fuck, man).
