I know it's really hard to believe, but I'm going to try this. I'm going to give it my all and hope that it doesn't come crashing down on me in a dusty cloud of snark, so ... let's have at it.
Taylor Momsen played an acoustic show last night at the Hard Rock Cafe in LA, and there were a fair amount of people there judging by the photos.
And here are the good things:
1. She is actually a very pretty girl. If she'd wash off all of that Uncle Fester makeup, she's be gorgeous.
2. He...
I am not here to rip Kirstie Alley for her weight, her prior weight gain and/or loss, or the steps she's taken to regulate what she looks like. I'm firmly of the opinion that a number size and a weight doesn't matter, as long as you're healthy, in shape, and comfortable.
That being said, there's still probably NO FUCKING WAY that Kirstie Alley is a size 8, as she told Us magazine earlier in the week:
"I started out in a size 12, then an 8, and then I think next week I'll be in a 6," she said after h...
"It’s one terribly awful moment in time, said to one person in the span of one day, and doesn’t represent what I truly believe or how I’ve treated people my entire life. If I could make that choice again, I’d make a different choice. ... I’ve never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality - period. I don’t blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited. Yo...
So Katy Perry and Kanye West performed their latest single on American Idol last night, and as I've probably said before, I haven't watched a single episode this year. However? My mom called me in the middle of this performance and asked me who the hell these weird-ass people were, lip-syncing and trudging all over the stage, singing about aliens - and I just KNEW that she was talking about Katy and Kanye.
As for my mom, I'm not sure if she understood what was really happening on stage, and maybe she liked it on the whole, but I also sometimes wonder if I'm not adopted. See, my mom's a big Lady Gaga fan, and I KNOW that shit didn't get passed down to me. />
So Katy Perry and Kanye West performed their latest single on American Idol last night, and as I've probably said before, I haven't watched a single episode this year. However? My mom called me in the middle of this performance and asked me who the hell these weird-ass people were, lip-syncing and trudging all over the stage, singing about aliens - and I just KNEW that she was talking about Katy and Kanye.
As for my mom, I'm not sure if she understood what was really happening on stage, ...
David O. Russell directed The Fighter, one of my favorite movies from last year, as well as I Heart Huckabees, so I wouldn't exactly imagine him being the biggest Britney Spears fan. Something about dark movies with comedic undertones doesn't exactly scream "huge pop music" fan to me, but hey, I'm all about the element of surprise.
Russell did an interview with Vulture after checking out a film at the Tribeca Film Festival last night and it's full of all kinds of sound bites I wasn't expe...
Me freakin' too!
I've told you before that I somehow accidentally got super wrapped up in American Idol early on this season and now it's what I plan my weeks around. The competition this year doesn't seem as fierce as it has other years, but I'll be straight up lying if I said that the show doesn't provide me with two of the most enjoyable hours of my week every week.
These are just my opinions, and while yes, my opinions are usually solid gold, I have no idea what's going to happen on...
I'm crazy about the Bridesmaids spread in the newest issue Harper's Bazaar, obviously. We rarely get to see ladies who are known for being creative and funny playing model, and when they do get the chance, there's usually something very special about the shots.
I'm pretty sure that the theme of this shoot was supposed to be "ladies who went out and shopped too much and had immediate buyers remorse," and while I don't see any of these chickens being idiots like ALL THAT, I do think that's ...
Christina Aguilera was "honored" yesterday with her very own star on the Gay Walk of Fame. How exciting for her?
What's the Gay Walk of Fame and how is it different than the actual walk of fame? Well, the Walk of Fame spreads around Grauman's Chinese Theater and continues for ten blocks or so in either direction and is filled with stars representing every Hollywood legend you can think of. Who receives a star is voted on by a committee, and the celebrity in question actually pays to have the star installed and maintained...
Just when you thought that a room couldn't get more full of annoying. [Lainey Gossip]
So Lindsay IS on board for the Gotti movies. Jeez. [The Superficial]
Obama: the cutest kid EVER. [Bossip]
If you thought it was possible that Christina Aguilera couldn't get any dumpier-looking, well. You were wrong. [Cele|Bitchy]
Did Sean Penn tell Scarlett to lose the weight or she's out? [Hollywood Dame]
Adam Lambert is now trying to be George Michael. [Socialite Life]
13 actors who beefed way up for movi...
Back in March, we learned that Emma Watson decided to take a break from Brown University, opting to focus on her career instead. And that was fine, that was a personal choice, and if you could make as much money as Emma does by looking adorable all over the world and pretending to be a witch, then you'd probably hold off on school for a few years too. Especially if you had some dick yell out "three points for Gryffindor!" every time you got an answer right in class.
Yeah, that happened. A lot.
Another annoying thing that happened a lot - Emma would go to football games, ju...
Whether you love Lady Gaga or you hate her, you've gotta admit: all of this falling business is a little excessive, right? Yes. And I'm going to pin it right on one thing - her shoes. I appreciate that she tries to hard to be different and unique and whatever, but if she keeps this business up, she's going to bite it hard one of these days.
Bottom line, I think Lady Gaga's put-on persona is ridiculous. Ridonkulous. Ri-COCK-ulous. Y'all might not agree with me, and some of you might actually cry over the audacity that I have in lamenting Gaga's antics, but it's no different than those people who can't understand the hard-on I have for Scarlett Johansson and her talent.
I mean, I get it Lady Gaga. I hear what you're saying. You're different and unique and special.
Just like everybody else. />
Whether you love Lady Gaga or you hate her, you've gotta admit: all of this falling business is a little excessive, right? Yes. And I'm going to pin it right on one thing - her shoes. I appreciate that she tries to hard to be different and unique and whatever, but if she keeps this business up, she's going to bite it hard one of these days.
Bottom line, I think Lady Gaga's put-on persona is ridiculous. Ridonkulous. Ri-COCK-ulous. Y'all might not agree with me, and some of you might actuall...
Yesterday I told you that Lindsay would not be appearing in Gotti: Three Generations because she and the producers "just couldn't reach terms." Well, I wasn't wrong, but things change. It turns out that Lindsay will be in the film, because you can achieve anything if you believe hard enough.
Again, the story comes from People:
"She was definitely out as of earlier today, but she really wanted the part," Marc Fiore tells PEOPLE.
"She not only is back in the movie, but she single-handedly ...