What's that? You keep condoms in your house because you're smart? You think it's good to be prepared? You actually listened in sex ed? Well, fuck all you heard, because Will.I.Am has spoken some gospel to Elle, and the verdict? Condoms are OUT!
ELLE: If you walked into a woman’s house, what one item would convince you that you weren’t compatible?
W: If she had condoms in her house, that would just fuckin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.
ELLE: Well, okay, I could see if she...
LeAnn Rimes is officially obsessed with Brandi Glanville. [The Superficial]
LA Laker arrested for assault. [Bossip]
Madonna's daughter is totally off the rails. [Lainey Gossip]
Christina Aguilera does a public appearance non-wasted. [Right Celebrity]
The 2012 New York City Firefighter calendar makes a grand return. [Socialite Life]
Shia LaBeouf's new movie looks awesome, primarily because Shia LaBeouf is in it. [Caught on Set]
Is Nicolas Cage going to be charged with child abuse? [Yeeeah]
What celebrity has a misspelled tattoo? [The Blemish]
Jersey Shore in the style of Oscar Wilde. [OMGBlog]
When it comes to...
I could tell just how worried everyone was yesterday when you learned that Ryan Phillippe was ending his acting career. I was in the exact same boat - what, you think just any pretty boy can do the kind of work Ryan did in MacGruber? - but now we can file yesterday away as just a terrible, disturbing dream and go back to watching Cruel Intentions for the 57th time, because Ryan's not going anywhere:
Despite a report that Ryan Phillippe is planning on quitting acting, a rep for the actor tol...
Vampires? That would be adorable, but no. Being alone? Heart-wrenching and plausible, but also no. Unrequited love from a girlfriend? This is the one that should be the correct answer, but yet again, no.
It's clowns. Robert Pattinson is terrified of clowns. Bless his heart. But unlike my roommate, who hates clowns because my sweetheart of a BFF mercilessly harassed her with a Raggedy Andy doll after watching It at a young age, and unlike myself, who doesn't much care for clowns after ...
Because if I'm forced to look at another self-portrait featuring Mimi's baby (babies?) bump complete with oil pastels, I'm going to lose it. Granted, she's got a rather fine bulge going on there, and I'm sure her babies are going to be wicked cute, but enough is enough already, you know? I get it - you're excited about your babes, Mariah. It's probably never going to stop. You're gonna be one of those mamas who posts photos of every single mini-milestone in your kids' lives, and that's alright. But you need to cool your jets for a few minutes, girl. You're gonna drive dem ba...
The tie between Michael Lohan and John Bobbit. [The Superficial]
Did Tracy Morgan find his new girlfriend at a strip club? [Bossip]
This is the best that Colin Farrell's looked, like, ever. [Lainey Gossip]
Laura Winslow wants to do Playboy. Steve Urkel's gonna go nuts. [TMZ]
65 visible reasons that Sofia Vergara's got one of the hottest bodies going. [Socialite Life]
The 'real story' as to why Emma Watson withdrew from Brown. [LA Times]
Kim Kardashian's Cosmo UK photo shoot was FIERCE. And full of stiff-face. [Celebuzz]
No one in their right mind could hate Tom Hanks. ...
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“And I was backing up, backing up, backing up … my daddy tau...
Just when you thought the Rebecca Black pandemonium had died down to a dull roar, those crazy kids on DWTS have gone and resurrected 'Friday' with their own spin, and it's actually not half bad if you can get past the whole idea that, despite different players, IT'S STILL 'Friday,' ffs. However? Though Mark Ballas is way hot, and I'd just love to be Pia Toscano these days (who was lurking on the sidelines, trying hard not to be filmed), the beatboxing and awkward jiving was just embarrassing. If this is what Mark's like behind closed doors, man ... you in danger, girl. />
Just when you thought the Rebecca Black pandemonium had died down to a dull roar, those crazy kids on DWTS have gone and resurrected 'Friday' with their own spin, and it's actually not half bad if you can get past the whole idea that, despite different players, IT'S STILL 'Friday,' ffs. However? Though Mark Ballas is way hot, and I'd just love to be Pia Toscano these days (who was lurking on the sidelines, trying hard not to be filmed), the beatboxing and awkward jiving was just embarrassing....
"Worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign. What if there was a kid around the corner, you dumb bitch. ... blonde piece of shit. [She] should apologize to humanity. [She's just a] horrible excuse for a human being. I wouldn't be as pissed if I weren't a mom. What an irresponsible person. What a lame existence."
Fairly Legal's Sarah Shahi, calling out Paris Hilton via Twitter for being the world's biggest douchebag driver. According to Shahi, Hilton cut her off in traffi...
