I would have guessed that J-Woww would have been the first of the Jersey Shore girls to get knocked up (and like, keep the baby,) but TMZ told us today that the show's first mom is actually going to be Angelina Pivarnick.
Angelina, who left the show during its second season because she had "trust issues" with the rest of the cast (great instincts, right? Those will surely come in handy soon,) is pregnant with the child of her fiance, Dave Kovacs. The two became engaged back in February, and while no due date has been announced, I'm pretty sure that the it's not a total coincidence that she just so happ...
You might be surprised by the most recent photos of Jessica Simpson. Bu then again, you might not. [The Superficial]
Uh, who says Boyfriend jeans aren't sexy? [Lainey Gossip]
You'll never believe who's in line to take custody of MJ's kids when Grandma croaks. [Bossip]
Blake Lively goes redhead. [ICYDK]
Megan Fox is FINALLY removing that STUPID tattoo. [Amy Grindhouse]
America's Next Top Model is going all-star! [The Frisky]
Alicia Keys: director? [Caught on Set]
So I gu...
You guys, the royal wedding is so close. On this very Friday, Prince William is finally going to put that ring on Kate Middleton's patient finger, and it's going to be spectacular. Of course, it takes a certain kind of person to be so pumped for this sort of thing, and, wouldn't you know it, dear Robert is one of those people:
Robert, 24, told British Radio Times magazine: 'It's going to be hard [for her] because people will lay responsibilities on her that seem totally irrelevant. You can'...
And I don't mean that question in a bitchy way - I think Steven Tyler has been an excellent addition to American Idol - it's just that he kind of seemed like too big a deal for the show. But, lucky for us, Steven chatted up TMZ about his reasoning behind joining the show, and it's a little bizarre, if you ask me:
Steven Tyler claims he took the gig on American Idol to show his Aerosmith bandmates that he wouldn't be "held hostage" by them ... after the band threatened to kick Tyler to the curb...
You know, there's positively no doubt in my mind that Pia Toscano, who was recently kicked off of American Idol, is a wicked talented chick who's got a crazy good voice. She's also pretty sweet and is cute enough to be dating Mark Ballas, who is just hot. Flat-the-fuck-out hot. Smoking hot. What I'm wondering, though, does she have an unfair advantage in performing on Dancing With the Stars BECAUSE she's dating Mark Ballas? If she weren't porking him on the regular, would the network even consider having an American Idol reject perform on their show? It's a sticky situation, but for Pia, it's win-win. Lose out on AI? That's OK - you get a record label, a hot boyfriend who can probably move in bed as well as he does on stage, and public appearances on much-watched shows left and right. Goes to show you, guys - dreams can come true. />
You know, there's positively no doubt in my mind that Pia Toscano, who was recently kicked off of American Idol, is a wicked talented chick who's got a crazy good voice. She's also pretty sweet and is cute enough to be dating Mark Ballas, who is just hot. Flat-the-fuck-out hot. Smoking hot. What I'm wondering, though, does she have an unfair advantage in performing on Dancing With the Stars BECAUSE she's dating Mark Ballas? If she weren't porking him on the regular, would the network even consider having an American Idol reject perform on their show? It's a sticky situation, but for Pia, it's win-win. Lose out on AI? That's OK - you get a record label, a hot boyfriend who can probably move in bed ...
I know, I know - it's 'Elizabeth Berkley,' or whatever, but from my fond-ass memories, she'll remain the perfect, AC Slater-loving Jessie Spano probably for the rest of my life. Unless, of course, she does another horrible life-of-a-stripper movie, and then I might be forced to reneg on that whole 'perfect' thing for another few years.
But anyway, girlfriend wrote a book and did a signing and all I can think about is that one episode of Saved by the Bell where she gets addicted to caffeine pills as a means of doing all of her sc...
This Teen Mom is trying her damnedest to squeeze a little bit more fame out of this whole 'baby' thing. [The Superficial]
Beyonce and Jay-Z performing at the Royal Wedding? [Lainey Gossip]
A remake of Coming to America? NO FUCKING THANKS. [Bossip]
A lot of you have been waiting for it: Obama's birth certificate. Happy now? [TMZ]
Olivia Munn is still trying really hard. [The Blemish]
Palace guard calls Kate Middleton a 'cow.' Guess who probably won't have a job tomorrow. Or a life. [Right...
It's for a movie, though, don't worry - it's called End of Watch and he plays a police officer. One with a buzzed head. And while I generally think that Jake Gyllenhaal is one of those dudes that could wear a stop sign as a loin cloth and peacock feathers on his head and STILL be hot, you have to be a certain type to really, really rock the cut-down-to-the-quick 'do. Vin Diesel? Hot. Would look funny with hair. Howie Mandel? Hot (I KNOW, don't get me started). DID look funny with hair. Jake Gyllenha...
Amazing how things like that sometimes turn out, right? My dad always said some pretty random things like 'When you're sick, you don't feel good,' and 'Wet birds don't fart at night' (that one I never understood), so I guess, yeah, it would make sense that if Matty proposed to Kate and she said yes, that they'd be engaged.
Kate appeared on The Today Show and confirmed to Matt Lauer that Bellamy had popped the question last week, and Kate happily obliged. The only thing I'm MORE shocked about...
My favorite part was when Jay asked her 'If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?' Lindsay's answer? The public's perception of her. I almost fell off the fucking chair when I heard that. Seriously. This girl's fucked her life up in such an epic way, made so many ridiculously repetitive mistakes, and the ONE THING she'd change is the way the public views her? Come ON! I think it's cute and all, the way she's so desperate for an Oscar, but priorities, man. This girl's twenty-four. She needs to get her head right before she considers anything else, and by telling us that the public's perception of her (of all things) is what keeps her up at night, it's not exactly a sign of a girl who's maturing into a woman.
I still love you, Linds, but things are just not going very well these days, are they? />
My favorite part was when Jay asked her 'If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?' Lindsay's answer? The public's perception of her. I almost fell off the fucking chair when I heard that. Seriously. This girl's fucked her life up in such an epic way, made so many ridiculously repetitive mistakes, and the ONE THING she'd change is the way the public views her? Come ON! I think it's cute and all, the way she's so desperate for an Oscar, but priorities, man. This girl's twenty-four. She needs to get her head right before she considers anything else, and by telling us that the public's perception of her ...
She's back, you guys!
Frenchie, a one-time American Idol contestant, was kicked off the show rather unceremoniously for being the first contestant to have internet nudes in circulation (the scandal! the outrage!). Eight years later, she's on television again - The Voice with Christina Aguilera.
She sang Katy Perry's 'I Kissed a Girl,' and though she's definitely got a voice, I was more pleased at the mere idea that she was even there. It takes a lot of guts to get kicked down by a show like American Idol after being told you're unsuitable for family shows, only to get back up, try Broadway and make your dreams come through by other means.
Way to go, girl! />
She's back, you guys!
Frenchie, a one-time American Idol contestant, was kicked off the show rather unceremoniously for being the first contestant to have internet nudes in circulation (the scandal! the outrage!). Eight years later, she's on television again - The Voice with Christina Aguilera.
She sang Katy Perry's 'I Kissed a Girl,' and though she's definitely got a voice, I was more pleased at the mere idea that she was even there. It takes a lot of guts to get kicked down by a...
If you'll remember, Britney Spears got her own comic book a few months back as well, and, just as with the career that's spiralling downward and meth, Lindsay is following right along in Brit's footsteps. Here's the thrilling summary of Lindsay's animated tale:
"Lohan is both a victim of the all-consuming celebrity culture and a perpetrator of bad decisions, lack of self-control and an unhealthy sense of entitlement. This issue can be seen as a tragedy in motion; it's last chapter has yet to be written."
I don't know about you guys, but since Free Comic Book Day is coming up, I might have to mosey on down to my loca...
I would have guessed that J-Woww would have been the first of the Jersey Shore girls to get knocked up (and like, keep the baby,) but TMZ told us today that the show's first mom is actually going to be Angelina Pivarnick.
Angelina, who left the show during its second season because she had "trust issues" with the rest of the cast (great instincts, right? Those will surely come in handy soon,) is pregnant with the child of her fiance, Dave Kovacs. The two became engaged back in February, and while no due date has been announced, I'm pretty sure that the it's not a total coincidence that she just so happ...
You might be surprised by the most recent photos of Jessica Simpson. Bu then again, you might not. [The Superficial]
Uh, who says Boyfriend jeans aren't sexy? [Lainey Gossip]
You'll never believe who's in line to take custody of MJ's kids when Grandma croaks. [Bossip]
Blake Lively goes redhead. [ICYDK]
Megan Fox is FINALLY removing that STUPID tattoo. [Amy Grindhouse]
America's Next Top Model is going all-star! [The Frisky]
Alicia Keys: director? [Caught on Set]
So I gu...
You guys, the royal wedding is so close. On this very Friday, Prince William is finally going to put that ring on Kate Middleton's patient finger, and it's going to be spectacular. Of course, it takes a certain kind of person to be so pumped for this sort of thing, and, wouldn't you know it, dear Robert is one of those people:
Robert, 24, told British Radio Times magazine: 'It's going to be hard [for her] because people will lay responsibilities on her that seem totally irrelevant. You can'...
And I don't mean that question in a bitchy way - I think Steven Tyler has been an excellent addition to American Idol - it's just that he kind of seemed like too big a deal for the show. But, lucky for us, Steven chatted up TMZ about his reasoning behind joining the show, and it's a little bizarre, if you ask me:
Steven Tyler claims he took the gig on American Idol to show his Aerosmith bandmates that he wouldn't be "held hostage" by them ... after the band threatened to kick Tyler to the curb...
I know, I know - it's 'Elizabeth Berkley,' or whatever, but from my fond-ass memories, she'll remain the perfect, AC Slater-loving Jessie Spano probably for the rest of my life. Unless, of course, she does another horrible life-of-a-stripper movie, and then I might be forced to reneg on that whole 'perfect' thing for another few years.
But anyway, girlfriend wrote a book and did a signing and all I can think about is that one episode of Saved by the Bell where she gets addicted to caffeine pills as a means of doing all of her sc...
This Teen Mom is trying her damnedest to squeeze a little bit more fame out of this whole 'baby' thing. [The Superficial]
Beyonce and Jay-Z performing at the Royal Wedding? [Lainey Gossip]
A remake of Coming to America? NO FUCKING THANKS. [Bossip]
A lot of you have been waiting for it: Obama's birth certificate. Happy now? [TMZ]
Olivia Munn is still trying really hard. [The Blemish]
Palace guard calls Kate Middleton a 'cow.' Guess who probably won't have a job tomorrow. Or a life. [Right...
It's for a movie, though, don't worry - it's called End of Watch and he plays a police officer. One with a buzzed head. And while I generally think that Jake Gyllenhaal is one of those dudes that could wear a stop sign as a loin cloth and peacock feathers on his head and STILL be hot, you have to be a certain type to really, really rock the cut-down-to-the-quick 'do. Vin Diesel? Hot. Would look funny with hair. Howie Mandel? Hot (I KNOW, don't get me started). DID look funny with hair. Jake Gyllenha...
Amazing how things like that sometimes turn out, right? My dad always said some pretty random things like 'When you're sick, you don't feel good,' and 'Wet birds don't fart at night' (that one I never understood), so I guess, yeah, it would make sense that if Matty proposed to Kate and she said yes, that they'd be engaged.
Kate appeared on The Today Show and confirmed to Matt Lauer that Bellamy had popped the question last week, and Kate happily obliged. The only thing I'm MORE shocked about...
If you'll remember, Britney Spears got her own comic book a few months back as well, and, just as with the career that's spiralling downward and meth, Lindsay is following right along in Brit's footsteps. Here's the thrilling summary of Lindsay's animated tale:
"Lohan is both a victim of the all-consuming celebrity culture and a perpetrator of bad decisions, lack of self-control and an unhealthy sense of entitlement. This issue can be seen as a tragedy in motion; it's last chapter has yet to be written."
I don't know about you guys, but since Free Comic Book Day is coming up, I might have to mosey on down to my loca...