Wow. Well this was definitely one of the most ridiculous, and amusing, and ridiculous, things I've ever seen.
I haven't really jumped on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon, for fear of encouraging someone with apparent mental illness and personal problems, but damn. If Charlie keeps up like this, he MIGHT just have yet another Twitter follower. This kind of shit is right up my alley.
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Wow. Well this was definitely one of the most ridiculous, and amusing, and ridiculous, things I've ever seen.
I haven't really jumped on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon, for fear of encouraging someone with apparent mental illness and personal problems, but damn. If Charlie keeps up like this, he MIGHT just have yet another Twitter follower. This kind of shit is right up my alley.
'POOF, you're a gadfly!' ...
Spending a ton of money on the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in The Wizard of Oz kinda makes sense, but I can't fathom paying more than say, $100 in five installments of $20 for the nude sketch of Kate Winslet that was used in Titanic. The sketch is being auctioned off and apparently it's supposed to make like, $10,000, which is a lot of money. Like, just FYI, in case you didn't know that $10,000 is a shitload of money because you're super rich or clueless, it is.
One thing that's kinda cool ...
Look what we have here! After quitting Twitter last year because of her disapproving boyfriend, Miley Cyrus has decided to get back into the 140-or-less swing of things. Instead of reclaiming her old @mileycyrus handle, she's taken over the account that was being managed to promote her next tour. She says that the decision to do so was for two reasons: 1) She wants to connect with her fans, and 2) She can't get enough of that absolutely hilarious Charlie Sheen.
We've always known that Miley was a...
I was a total Nickelodeon kid growing up. I watched SNICK every Saturday night, lived for Clarissa Explains It All and never missed a Kids Choice Awards, but now that I've seen the photos from Saturday's show, I'm starting to wonder if I ever had an ounce of taste.
First of all, the entire gallery is made up of some of the most embarrassing photos of celebrities I've ever seen. Paris Hilton looks stoned, that one actress from that one thing's Spanx were exposed on the red carpet, and Johnny ...
Denise Richards in a bikini: #winning. [The Superficial]
VIDEO: Woman born with two vaginas (OK, it's gotta be done again, sorry): #WINNING. [Bossip]
When the exes of one man unite, total hotness ensues. [Lainey Gossip]
Selena Gomez and the Bieber to sing a duet? [Earsucker]
Snooki goes crazy, attacks some bitch. [TMZ]
Is Lindsay Lohan going to play Sharon Tate in a new movie? [ICYDK]
Did Audrina Patridge get another boob job? [The Blemish]
J. Lo on the set of her ne...
Hashtags, right? You guys on Twitter know what I'm talking about. How else are you going to get in on them trending topics? Hashtags can be pretty useful and fun - I have a friend that I actually speak in hashtags with, for example "did you see that dude preying on that poor wasted girl just now? Hashtag: creeper." There's your new conversational tool for the day - but they can also be #superannoying when people #dontknowhow to #limit themselves properly. And sadly, that's what we're dealin...
Did you guys watch the Kids' Choice Awards this past weekend? I watched them with my roommate because nothing was on after we finished watching Romeo and Juliet (the Leonardo DiCaprio version, we're not nerds) and we both really care about iCarly (great show, right?), and let me just tell you, it was a wonderful choice. Especially when precious little Taylor Momsen showed her lovely face.
Look at her, you guys! Look how classy she looks! She's wearing pants - she never wears pants! And l...
OK, well that's a big of an exaggeration, but what I REALLY meant was 'have sex with a girl that's SUPPOSED to be Miley Cyrus, but is way hotter and doesn't have the horrendous gawpy gums or that honking laugh, so I guess in reality is nothing LIKE Miley Cyrus.' I guess just the name is enough for some people - the fine, fine folks at Pipedream have dreamed up 'Finally Miley,' a Miley-like sex doll that's only really Miley-like if you count the token plaid shirt and the bad, odd-colored hair.
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It's like that old saying, 'I'm only a drug-addict when I sense meth in the city,' or whatever: Lindsay Lohan claims that she's still sober, and while 'sober' to most alcoholics would roughly translate to 'no personal consumption of alcohol,' it means 'only consuming alcohol during hours and hours of dinner' to Lindsay Lohan.
Eyewitnesses at a restaurant in New York City spotted Lindsay imbibing on wine this past weekend during a dinner with her family, so yup - Lindsay's completely and tot...
Breaking news: Charlie Sheen is officially sad. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson's latest bang-piece in all of his, um, glory. [Lainey Gossip]
Here's the video that Barack Obama hopes will get him re-elected in 2012. [Bossip]
Crazy or not, with this body? I'd still totally do her. [Yeeeah]
Why is Betty White flipping gang signs? [Pajiba]
Jordana Brewster should never wear anything but a bikini. Thank you, Maxim. [IDLYITW]
Matthew Morrison is totally gay. [Amy Grin...
True love? Is totally blind, deaf and dumb in addition to being eighty-four years old.
Hugh Hefner, who's most known for his girlfriends-who-could-be-grandkids, is marrying his latest wife, twenty-four year-old Crystal Harris, without a prenup. Can you imagine? WITHOUT A PRENUP.
Best guess, Hef probably has, what, a good four or five years to go 'til he drops. But at the most? I know with modern science and the invention of cryogenics, things could be stretched a few years longer fo...