Next time your mom's complaining about the bunk birthday gift you got her, just point her in the direction of this story.
Last night during a show in Berlin, Justin Bieber pulled his mother up on stage to present her with a birthday cake and have the audience sing her "Happy Birthday," but when she leaned over the cake to blow out the candles, her hair caught on fire. Justin quickly extinguished the flame with his hand and his poor mom got to jump off stage (and then probably binge eat that cake after experiencing such public shame,) but damn. Having...
Miley and Charlie = true love forever. [The Superficial]
I'd hate to sit next to this sweaty, leather pants-wearing bitch on a six-hour flight. [Lainey Gossip]
Rosie O'Donnell thinks most of you are racist. OK, probably ALL of you. [Bossip]
Lindsay to be a villain in the new Superman movie? [Right Celebrity]
Keanu Reeves dishes on Bill and Ted 3. [Socialite Life]
Audrina Patridge has totally got you by the balls. [Caught on Set]
Hey, here's some more nude Lady Gaga for you g...
Did reading that headline make you feel as dirty as I did writing it? Good, we're on even ground then.
In case you didn't know, Ke$ha wrote Britney's single, "Till the World Ends," and Ke$ha, of course, has the best idea about how to celebrate the single's success:
"Skinny dipping," says Ke$ha, suggesting too that the splash could follow a spin on jet skis and a themed party they'd throw together. "It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party," she says. "Either her place or my place, it doesn't matter."
Perhaps the 24-year-old's new Nashville pad would be the p...
You know how everybody hates on Dr. Drew for talking about celebrities he's not treating? And remember that one time that I so nobly came to Dr Drew's defense for such statements, declaring that he's a great dude with a heart of gold and bangin' body? Ok, I don't think I said that last part, but he's an attractive man. That's neither here nor there at the moment, because the good doctor recently came to his own defense in his typical eloquent way:
"It's bizarre to me that you can have p...
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So when I was a lot younger, I had this obsession with Aerosmith, specifically the song 'Angel,' so this video? It totally SPEAKS to me. It makes me want to curl up on a twin-sized bed to reminisce about the boys I used to swoon over in middle school. This song would, of course, be playing in the background, and then I'd jam out with my girlfriends of yesteryear in a bedroom filled with blacklight posters, lava lamps, and beanbag chairs (no I didn't grow up in the seventies, I was just always that. cool).
I know this unicorn really kind of seems like a heartbreaker, but I'd still rather take my chances with the unicorn over Sarah Silverman and her grimy hooves any day. />
So when I was a lot younger, I had this obsession with Aerosmith, specifically the song 'Angel,' so this video? It totally SPEAKS to me. It makes me want to curl up on a twin-sized bed to reminisce about the boys I used to swoon over in middle school. This song would, of course, be playing in the background, and then I'd jam out with my girlfriends of yesteryear in a bedroom filled with blacklight posters, lava lamps, and beanbag chairs (no I didn't grow up in the seventies, I was just always t...
The Situation has a situation with his teeth - it's called 'WTF's a dentist?' [The Superficial]
Wait ... so The-Dream and Christina Milian are making out now? What the fuck did I miss? [Bossip]
When celebrities endorse odd products. [Lainey Gossip]
And this is who will be replacing Katie Couric. [TMZ]
January Jones strips down to practically nothing. [ICYDK]
Bret Michaels has a crush on Kim Kardashian. [Socialite Life]
Ashley Judd goes into detail about childhood abuse, mole...
So if you were watching DWTS last night, you saw that Maksim and Kirstie did a joint bite-it on the dance floor. Maks took the blame for the whole thing, claiming that his thigh had given out, and that's the story that I'm sticking with, too.
I don't really follow the show all that much, other than checking out some quick morning-after recaps, but Kirstie is a favorite for me, and I won't let anything - even weak, flappy man-thighs - get in the way of my respect and admiration for Kirstie and her dancing skills this season. This chick deserves to win for a multitude of reasons, even aside from the blazing fact that girlfriend can DANCE.
Quit your bellyaching and go do some squats or something, Maks, for real. />
So if you were watching DWTS last night, you saw that Maksim and Kirstie did a joint bite-it on the dance floor. Maks took the blame for the whole thing, claiming that his thigh had given out, and that's the story that I'm sticking with, too.
I don't really follow the show all that much, other than checking out some quick morning-after recaps, but Kirstie is a favorite for me, and I won't let anything - even weak, flappy man-thighs - get in the way of my respect and admiration for Kirstie...
So LeAnn Rimes sang the National Anthem at last night's NCAA game in Houston, Texas, and her wardrobe choice (OK, OK - and her legs, too) did nothing to quash the rumors that she's continuing her drastic weight-loss tour of 2011.
LeAnn's been looking wicked thin as of late, and there are a few ideas going around as to why: 1) Boyfriend Eddie Cibrian supposedly likes 'em scary-skinny, 2) LeAnn's trying to look her 'best' for the couple's upcoming wedding, or 3) LeAnn's stressed out and worried that...
"The set was a little much. It was grimy and gross and it felt like there was poop everywhere when there wasn't. It was sweat and it was disgusting sometimes ... [I] tough it out."
Britney Spears, discussing the set for her latest video, and imagining poop in every place that it probably would never be.
I remember a time, fondly, when Britney wouldn't be caught dead UTTERING the word poop, and now she's pretending that it's all around her in some sort of twisted, fecal fantasy. If this is the k...
