

Nick Lachey was famously married to the sweet but loony Jessica Simpson for a few years (you may have seen something on TV about that, *eyeroll*) but that doesn't seem to be stopping him from marrying someone who seems equally ditzy.
Vanessa Minnillo recently did an interview with People.com about her upcoming wedding/marriage to Nick and after reading what she had to say, I have to wonder if their marriage is just going to be Newlyweds: The Remix. I've pulled some of Vanessa's best (read: worst) quotes from the piec...
You will probably get sued for #winning soon. [The Superficial]
Is Gwyneth Paltrow priming Taylor Swift to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow? [Lainey Gossip]
Medical marijuana to be overturned because of some douche? [Bossip]
Jared Leto pretends to be Kurt Cobain. [ICYDK]
Tina Fey's new book, Bossy Pants, releases today. [Betty Confidential]
Olivia Wilde denies banging Justin Timberlake. [Amy Grindhouse]
One woman went as far as to vajazzle her genital warts. Yup, honey, nothing says ...
Ugh. Paul Rudd, right? He was hot when he was creeping on his stepsister back in '95, and he's hot today. In addition to his outlandishly good looks, he's also a pretty spectacular dude. He's been in some of my favorite movies, he's rocked some of my favorite hobo beards, and he deserves some recognition for all of it on this, his 42nd birthday.
Check out the gallery for pictures of Paul from a couple of weeks ago to 1993 and tell me that this man's beauty is not a force to be reckone...
"Every woman has that stripper inside of themselves. It just takes confidence to be able to show it. I'm not saying really going out and stripping in front of people. I'm saying that everyone has that confidence inside. People are taking pole-dancing lessons. It's for women to break out of their shell, explore who they are, explore their sensuality. I think people need to find their inner stripper."
- Kendra Wilkinson puts a positive spin on stripping.
How do we feel about this, ladie...
Oh Gaga, how I tire of you. I know that you're, like, a big superstar and everything, and your music has got a cult-like following, but I just don't see the appeal. I don't understand the weird costumes, the pseudo-controversial, passive-aggressive music, or the idea that you'd fry your hair so badly that it'd start falling out. Just. does not. compute.
So anyway, for all of you Gaga-lovers out there (um, Mom), here's some more photos of the Lady posing in weird poses, wearing odd clothing, and rocking those odd points in her face that you all seem to love so much.
Ta!
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So for quite awhile now, I've been saying that there's some underlying issues going on between Eddie and LeAnn, and I think these pictures of the couple leaving Texas after the basketball game are further proof that there's some major drama going down in their private lives.
Between LeAnn Tweeting relationship advice quips, and the dramatic weight loss that everyone around her is ignoring, I don't think it's much of a stretch to say that girlfriend is forcing her happy faces and trying to loo...
Brad Pitt - wasted in public. [The Superficial]
... So does this mean that Angelina's pregnant again? [Lainey Gossip]
Usher's whatever is still blaming others for her plastic surgery mistakes. [Bossip]
Jake Gyllenhaal's new girlfriend spotted. [The Blemish]
Charlie Sheen gets the O. [TMZ]
Aaand people are STILL whining about Kurt Cobain's death almost twenty years later. [Right Celebrity TV]
What's the sexiest thing about Kim Kardashian's boyfriend? [Huffington Post]
VIDEO: Robert Pattinson naked and having sex? [Celebuzz]
Celebrity yearbook photos: the chi...
DAMN, babies. How does this woman stay upright? Girlfriend's kind of made of small frame to begin with, so it's gotta be hell getting up out of bed in the morning. I remember, back in the day when I was pregnant, how hard it was for me to pull myself out of bed in the morning - and I was only carrying ONE child inside.
Mariah, way into the duration of her pregnancy, claims that though she was nervous to do the celebrity-obligatory bare-ass naked pregnancy shoot with Life & Style, sh...
Does anyone still really care about Gwen Stefani, outside of her friends and family? I mean, like, is she still as revered as she was back in the late nineties when she was crazy-edgy and post-nosejob alluring and whatever else? I always thought No Doubt was cool, and that Gwen had a, um, unique singing voice. However? When that 'B-a-n-a-n-a-s' business came out a few years back, I sort of lost all respect for both Gwen AND the Abercrombie model I was dating at the time, because he though...
But it's really no way to hold up the premature, double, sagging chin that sometimes goes along with becoming a young alcoholic.
Our gal Lindsay was photographed at a taco or oyster eatery last night, doing her best impersonation of an elite, sober A-list actress. And hey - at least she was TRYING.
Get a new signature pose, Lindsay. This one kind of freaks me out if I stare at the pictures too long.
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I think that when Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married, pretty much everyone was like, "Oh, shit. These two are crazy," but it turns out that Nick might actually have some sense. This morning on his radio show Rollin' With Nick Cannon, he spoke about his recent realization that his unborn twins (AKA "dem babies") may not appreciate the nude photos he and Mariah have all over the house once their born.
Nick explained, "My children are going to have to see these pictures. It's a little wei...