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Taylor Swift Covers Mumford and Sons, I’m Like “Ugh”

I don't get Taylor Swift at all.  Can anyone explain her appeal to me?  I get that she's cute, I'll accept that, but it's almost overwhelming how much I don't care about her music.  But Mumford and Sons?  Oh man, you don't even know.  Back in February I went through a period of about two weeks in which the only music I listened to was Mumford and Sons, and trust me, pretty much all my socially retarded self does is listen to music. All that being said, I don't think TayTay's cover of "White Blank...

Oh Wonderful, A Lindsay Lohan/Betty White Feud!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan and Betty White Let me tell you, there's nothing I enjoy like a good old-fashioned feud. Ain't nothin' better to get that blood pumpin'. And a feud between Lindsay Lohan and Betty White?  Forget it. So here's what happened.  It all started when Betty told The Daily Mail the following: "They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful. I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business, and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, ...

Happy 21st, Kristen Stewart!

A photo of Kristen Stewart Man, Kristen Stewart turned 21 today, can you guys imagine? For my 21st, we went down to the Applebee's at around 4:00 in the afternoon, and I was just sipping on a daiquiri, all classy, until my old prom date showed up stoned and started ordering me margaritas and drinks that were so strong that he had to order more margaritas that I could use as chasers.  Then we went to go see Night at the Museum 2 and I ran into a wall trying to make my way from the theatre to the bathroom.  But I bet Kriste...

Amanda Seyfried Thinks She’s Too Cool for School

A photo of Amanda Seyfried Actually, she thinks she's too cool for a parking ticket, but that's not a well-known saying.  Let's move on. See, lately Amanda Seyfried has been hard at work promoting her new movie, Red Riding Hood (which I've heard is horrible, have any of you seen it?).  Just a couple days ago she was in London at a premiere of the film, and when everything was over, she went back to her car, and she had a little sit down with her driver and a buddy, just chillin' in the car, you know, when some ballsy traf...

Love It or Leave It: Chloe Sevigny Looking Trashy

A photo of Chloe Sevigny There are three things in this world that always look cheap and trashy to me: denim jackets, fringe, and Chloe Sevigny.  Now, I'll concede that my distaste for denim jackets is silly and unfounded and a completely personal thing, and I'll accept that fringe might have its place in the world with period costumes, but Chloe Sevigny? I won't budge on that one....

Do You Wanna See Mr. Big’s Balls?

So Chris Noth, the dude who played Mr. Big on Sex and the City, walked in a charity fashion show last night called 'Dressed the the Kilt' and at the end of his walk, he decided to give the audience a little something extra: A full view of his ass/balls. The photos aren't exactly the type of nudes that we're used to running, as in, they're of a dude,  but we're sure that plenty of you SATC die hards out there have been waiting to get a full view of what Carrie was talkin' about for a minute now. ...

Beyonce Remixed One of Her Classics for Michelle Obama

First Lady Michelle Obama asked the queen herself, Beyonce Knowles, to remix one of her greatest hits, "Get Me Bodied" for her Let's Move! campaign that's helping to fight childhood obesity. If I didn't already admire Mrs. Obama, I certainly would now. Beyonce's new track, "Move Your Body," is all about, ya know, moving your body, whether you're doing The Dougie, the "Single Ladies" dance or just poppin' and lockin' your little  heart out. So far they've only released this small sample (and it kinda jumps all over the track, so be warne...

Victoria Gotti is Insisting Lindsay Lohan Portray Her in John Gotti Biopic

Lindsay Lohan may just get the big comeback she's been hoping for thanks to her family friend, Victoria Gotti. Supposedly the mob boss's daughter (who you may remember had that reality show a few years back) has insisted that Lindsay play her in the upcoming movie about her family's life, but not necessarily because of Lindsay's talent. According to TMZ, Lindsay is on her way to beating out both Blake Lively and Sienna Miller for the role because Victoria is a Lohan family friend who often ...

Shannen Doherty’s Latest Humiliating Career Move

I just read that SyFy is still hard at work at ruining my childhood memories and I thought I'd share it with you guys. This time they've casted 90210's Brenda Walsh AKA Shannen Doherty, in a remake of the classic fairytale "Hansel and Gretel." Because the public is so clearly longing for an update on this story. *Yawn* Here's the description of the flick from bloody-disgusting.com: "As an adult, a witch hunter (Hansel) returns to the village where he lived as a child to find and kill ...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of ke$ha hot pictures photos kesha Turns out Amanda Seyfried is actually a secret bitch. [The Superficial] Let's just shit all over Katherine Heigl, huh? [Lainey Gossip] Is Matt Lauer worth 25 million a year? [TMZ] Mark Sanchez and Hayden Panettiere hooking up? [Bossip] The hottest photos of Olivia Wilde EVER. [Socialite Life] Are people still on this Black Swan thing? [The Blemish] Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins: the next new couple? [Celebuzz] Did Khloe Kardashian's head grow or something? [Caught on Set] What's Will Ferrel's big news? [Huffington Post] Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen - racist as children? [OM...

Quotables: JWoww’s Settling Down!

A photo of Jenni "JWoww" Farley "Hopefully I’ll be able to settle down and have kids within the next couple of years — maybe even the beginning of next year. I don’t see myself going to the Shore in the next five years or so. I don’t want to jinx it — I haven’t really talked about it — but it would be nice.” - JWoww divulges her baby dreams! I'm going to take an alternate viewpoint on this, ok?  Ready?  I don't think this is a bad idea.  If you watch Jersey Shore regularly, you can see that JWoww actually seem...

Pia Was Voted Off American Idol Last Night, COULD YOU BELIEVE IT?!

Did you sit with bated breath as you waited to see which American Idol contestant would be going home?  Did you do an awkward little fist pump that startled your sleeping puppy when you heard it was Pia Toscano?  Well, then we had pretty similar nights last night, and I think we should probably be friends on Facebook. It was really just a matter of time before Pia was sent home - she wasn't going to win.  I say that because I have faith in America, even after it almost sent the glorious Casey Abram...
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