If you haven't heard by now, wading through the news of the Royal Wedding and their Royal Wedded Bliss, Mad Men's January Jones is with child. My first thoughts, seriously, when I heard this news? That this unborn child better not be the offspring of my boyfriend, Adrien Brody. I mean, remember back when it was rumored that Adrien had some kind of obvious lapse in judgment and allegedly hooked up with Jones? She's been on the DL with her dating, or in this case, as she's professing to be a '...
I know it's probably just breaking your little heart that we're taking a break from our Royal Wedding coverage to talk about a douchecan like Charlie Sheen, but it's just gotta be done. Charlie, who's been wicked erratic in his assertions that CBS wants him back, and that he doesn't want to go back, but then he DOES want to go back, but anyway - Chuck Lorre, creator of Two and a Half Men states that the show's going to go on - without Charlie Sheen.
So of course, Charlie wrote a long-winded rant about how awesome he is and how Chuck L...
Even in a skimpy bikini, I'm not impressed by Olivia Munn. [The Superficial]
An even bigger treasure trove of stills from the Royal Wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
Blind Item: What starlet claims she swings both ways? [Bossip]
Still can't believe this bitch moved on in the way she did. [Cele|bitchy]
Lady Gaga does 'Judas' on Ellen. [ICYDK]
The best hats of the Royal Wedding. [The Frisky]
Prince William gives Kate Middleton the most sincere, sweet look ever. [The Frisky]
Pippa Middle...
Ah wedding dresses. Or rather, wedding dresses of people who don't bat an eye when it comes to dropping a small fortune on them. Above and below, you see the various wedding fashions dating back to the, like, early part of the twentieth century, all the way to today.
Who's your favorite wedding princess?
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The kiss is just about at the minute mark, and the rest of the clip is basically just a bunch of royals on the balcony at Westminster Abbey waving and egging the crowd on while watching the Queen look like she wants to kick some little boy ass.
ALSO. Wouldn't it be totally awesome if Prince Harry decided to go and hook up with Pippa Middleton? I mean, both of these siblings, Harry AND Pippa, look like total hell-raisers, and I think they'd nicely balance the somber and reserved Prince William and now-Princess Kate quite well, don't you?
I'm pulling for it, you guys. Let's make it happen. />
The kiss is just about at the minute mark, and the rest of the clip is basically just a bunch of royals on the balcony at Westminster Abbey waving and egging the crowd on while watching the Queen look like she wants to kick some little boy ass.
ALSO. Wouldn't it be totally awesome if Prince Harry decided to go and hook up with Pippa Middleton? I mean, both of these siblings, Harry AND Pippa, look like total hell-raisers, and I think they'd nicely balance the somber and reserved Prince William and now-Prince...
I know, I know. I said I was going to just stop this madness, but I can't help it. I mean, I said I wasn't going to eat the rest of that chocolate bunny head last night, but what happened? TOTALLY FUCKING ATE IT.
That's what this wedding is like. I promised myself I'd stay away from it, but here I am. Sneakily at it, fearing that someone's going to catch me gorging myself on something that's just soooo bad, but you just can't tear yourself away from it.
I love how Kate had a REALLY HARD TIME keeping a stoic face, and you just KNOW she was thinking about how many McQueen fashions and Louboutins she was going to be able to buy in the coming months. No, I'm kidding. She was totally thinking about how crazy it was going to be to shag later tonight as an official Princess. />
I know, I know. I said I was going to just stop this madness, but I can't help it. I mean, I said I wasn't going to eat the rest of that chocolate bunny head last night, but what happened? TOTALLY FUCKING ATE IT.
That's what this wedding is like. I promised myself I'd stay away from it, but here I am. Sneakily at it, fearing that someone's going to catch me gorging myself on something that's just soooo bad, but you just can't tear yourself away from it.
I love how Kate had a REALLY HARD TIME keeping a stoic face, and you just KNOW she was thi...
I promised myself I wouldn't cave and buy into the hype that surrounded the wedding, and I did SO WELL, you guys. I wasn't one of those who got my ass up at three this morning, tiptoeing to the living room to watch two people that I could give a rat's ass about tie the knot and stumble back to bed an hour later, still half-asleep, with visions of Hollywood-white teeth and polite waves in my head. I did, however, check out the photos when I first got up this morning, and I have to say: my God ...
Is anyone else completely horrified by the news that all three of Michael Jackson's kids, Prince, Paris and Blanket, are enrolled in after school acting classes? I mean, community theater is a perfectly acceptable activity for children, but all three of them are studying with a real acting teacher and reading books about "respecting the craft" and shit. Um, did the Jackson's ever hear of soccer or Girl Scouts or something? Haven't these kid's lives been hectic enough without throwing the whole "child acting" thing into the mix?
Thankfully, Paris (who is freakin' gor...
Lookie what we have here! A whole set of photos of that skinny little future princess Kate Middleton arriving at the London hotel where she and her family will be staying tonight in anticipation for tomorrow's Royal Wedding (and I capitalize those words because everyone else does, not because I think they're worthy of capitalization.)
Sarah already said today that she and Sassy Gay Friend don't care about Kate and William's big day, but I'm going to go ahead and tell you that I'm flat-out...
This post is all about giving props to 45-year old Cindy Crawford, who's rocking the cover of Vogue Mexico like it's the early 90s again.
Cindy was pretty much the most beautiful lady in the world when I was growing up (I even named my pet crawfish, Cindy Crawfish, after her,) and it's amazing to see that in the time it's taken me to get boobs (sorta,) graduate high school, go to college and work for seven years, that she hasn't changed one freakin' bit.
Don't get it twisted, this isn't a "Wow, she looks great for her age," post, this is a "What the he...
Ugh, I'm not sure I'm even prepared for another Twilight movie to be released. We've been talking about this movie for months (hell, it seems like years) and I don't think the trailers are even running in theaters yet. But I'm not totally selfish. I know that there are plenty of Twihards out there that absolutely can't wait to see R.Patz and K.Stew's tame sex scene and melt down in the theater when it's finally all over after all of these years. I'll give you your moment, and apparently, so w...
Surprise, surprise: Paris Hilton and her boyfriend were attacked on the way ou of court yesterday. [The Superficial]
Kate Middleton looks totally chill on the day before her wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
For those who can spare a few thought for all of those killed in the last day by these fucked-up-ass storms. [Bossip]
Are there still any Morrissey fans around? Look what he said. [Cele|bitchy]
Britney lost a role to Naomi Watts for WHAT MOVIE!? [Hollywood Dame]
Donald Trump claims ...
If you haven't heard by now, wading through the news of the Royal Wedding and their Royal Wedded Bliss, Mad Men's January Jones is with child. My first thoughts, seriously, when I heard this news? That this unborn child better not be the offspring of my boyfriend, Adrien Brody. I mean, remember back when it was rumored that Adrien had some kind of obvious lapse in judgment and allegedly hooked up with Jones? She's been on the DL with her dating, or in this case, as she's professing to be a '...
I know it's probably just breaking your little heart that we're taking a break from our Royal Wedding coverage to talk about a douchecan like Charlie Sheen, but it's just gotta be done. Charlie, who's been wicked erratic in his assertions that CBS wants him back, and that he doesn't want to go back, but then he DOES want to go back, but anyway - Chuck Lorre, creator of Two and a Half Men states that the show's going to go on - without Charlie Sheen.
So of course, Charlie wrote a long-winded rant about how awesome he is and how Chuck L...
Even in a skimpy bikini, I'm not impressed by Olivia Munn. [The Superficial]
An even bigger treasure trove of stills from the Royal Wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
Blind Item: What starlet claims she swings both ways? [Bossip]
Still can't believe this bitch moved on in the way she did. [Cele|bitchy]
Lady Gaga does 'Judas' on Ellen. [ICYDK]
The best hats of the Royal Wedding. [The Frisky]
Prince William gives Kate Middleton the most sincere, sweet look ever. [The Frisky]
Pippa Middle...
Ah wedding dresses. Or rather, wedding dresses of people who don't bat an eye when it comes to dropping a small fortune on them. Above and below, you see the various wedding fashions dating back to the, like, early part of the twentieth century, all the way to today.
Who's your favorite wedding princess?
{democracy:191}
[gallery columns="4"]...
I promised myself I wouldn't cave and buy into the hype that surrounded the wedding, and I did SO WELL, you guys. I wasn't one of those who got my ass up at three this morning, tiptoeing to the living room to watch two people that I could give a rat's ass about tie the knot and stumble back to bed an hour later, still half-asleep, with visions of Hollywood-white teeth and polite waves in my head. I did, however, check out the photos when I first got up this morning, and I have to say: my God ...
Is anyone else completely horrified by the news that all three of Michael Jackson's kids, Prince, Paris and Blanket, are enrolled in after school acting classes? I mean, community theater is a perfectly acceptable activity for children, but all three of them are studying with a real acting teacher and reading books about "respecting the craft" and shit. Um, did the Jackson's ever hear of soccer or Girl Scouts or something? Haven't these kid's lives been hectic enough without throwing the whole "child acting" thing into the mix?
Thankfully, Paris (who is freakin' gor...
Lookie what we have here! A whole set of photos of that skinny little future princess Kate Middleton arriving at the London hotel where she and her family will be staying tonight in anticipation for tomorrow's Royal Wedding (and I capitalize those words because everyone else does, not because I think they're worthy of capitalization.)
Sarah already said today that she and Sassy Gay Friend don't care about Kate and William's big day, but I'm going to go ahead and tell you that I'm flat-out...
This post is all about giving props to 45-year old Cindy Crawford, who's rocking the cover of Vogue Mexico like it's the early 90s again.
Cindy was pretty much the most beautiful lady in the world when I was growing up (I even named my pet crawfish, Cindy Crawfish, after her,) and it's amazing to see that in the time it's taken me to get boobs (sorta,) graduate high school, go to college and work for seven years, that she hasn't changed one freakin' bit.
Don't get it twisted, this isn't a "Wow, she looks great for her age," post, this is a "What the he...
Ugh, I'm not sure I'm even prepared for another Twilight movie to be released. We've been talking about this movie for months (hell, it seems like years) and I don't think the trailers are even running in theaters yet. But I'm not totally selfish. I know that there are plenty of Twihards out there that absolutely can't wait to see R.Patz and K.Stew's tame sex scene and melt down in the theater when it's finally all over after all of these years. I'll give you your moment, and apparently, so w...
Surprise, surprise: Paris Hilton and her boyfriend were attacked on the way ou of court yesterday. [The Superficial]
Kate Middleton looks totally chill on the day before her wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
For those who can spare a few thought for all of those killed in the last day by these fucked-up-ass storms. [Bossip]
Are there still any Morrissey fans around? Look what he said. [Cele|bitchy]
Britney lost a role to Naomi Watts for WHAT MOVIE!? [Hollywood Dame]
Donald Trump claims ...