Yesterday, Molls showed you Ashley Tisdale, all naked in Allure. I guess it's your lucky day twice in a row, my darlings, because today I'm bringing you Kaley Cuoco, all naked in Allure. But you know we're going to have to talk about her for a hot second first, right? We're not animals.
We're all watching Big Bang Theory, right? So we all know that Kaley is the most adorable girl on TV right now? If you disagree with that, then let me propose that Jim Parsons is the most adorable gu...
As we all know, Victoria and David Beckham are expecting a little girl. The little lady will join the couple's three boys, Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, but what will her special and unique name be? If we're to judge by the other kids' names, we can pull on places of conception and famous Shakespeare characters, so what, like Viola or Jerusalem maybe?
Oh, but no. Victoria's going a little more outside the box this time. She's pulling some inspiration from a beloved holiday to name her fourth child. Can you guess what it is?
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Remember when Nick Cannon was all "maybe my kids aren't going to want to see naked pictures of their parents"? These are the pictures he was talking about. And I'm going to have to congratulate Nick on what was probably the best call he's ever made. I've seen a lot of messed up things in my life, but these photos are downright harrowing. Mariah's tummy is certainly overwhelming, but Nick's foolish "Mariah" tattoo in that swirly font across his shoulder blades? That's what's going to haunt me in my dream...
Oh, you're trying to tell me that Zach Galifianakis isn't really my boyfriend, that I'm just some weird pathetic girl with shitty taste in dudes? Well, then I'm trying to tell you that it's early as fuck, and I don't need to adhere to your lame ass reality. Are we understood? Then let's move on.
Zach is his usual, glorious self for May's issue of GQ. He's promoting The Hangover 2, which we should all be excited about, and he's also bringing such special light into this dark and dismal world. Celebitchy has an excerpt from his ...
Britney Spears, Jason Trawick and her boys all went on a family-style vacation to The Grand Canyon and some Las Vegas dolphin pool this week and they're starting to look like a proper family. Has someone finally tamed the wild beast?
I'm calling it: Britney's third marriage could go down any minute now. She's been with this Jason dude for awhile, her kids are comfortable with him and let's face it: There's pretty much no other way she can get out of that pesky conservatorship. Plus, she has...
"Man, that Glee gay kiss thing sure caused an uproar. The show is written so well, with such great characters, it's a shame they have to sprinkle immorality all over it. Inside Edition asked me "Why Glee? Why now?" I said, "Why now? I have a column for the first time. And why Glee? I just watched it last night for the first time. Now Wife Swap calls! My agent thinks they'd swap me with a gay couple. That would be great because then I could show the world that I love gay people and I'm not th...
EMBED-Lady Gaga Falls Off Her Piano - Watch more free videos
Is there anything funnier than someone falling in public and trying to play it off like they meant to do it the entire time? Well, yes. When people fall in public and totally don't expect it and are horrified and embarrassed that people saw them in such a non-graceful position - that's much funnier. But this is still pretty good.
Lady Gaga, as you can see, decided to work her moves on top of a piano, slipped off, and slithered underneath. I'm really glad she's OK and all, but damn. There's a part of me that's ALSO really glad for this clip, because it shows that I'm not the only one that falls flat on her ass during important events in her life.
Shake it off, girl. />EMBED-Lady Gaga Falls Off Her Piano - Watch more free videos
Is there anything funnier than someone falling in public and trying to play it off like they meant to do it the entire time? Well, yes. When people fall in public and totally don't expect it and are horrified and embarrassed that people saw them in such a non-graceful position - that's much funnier. But this is still pretty good.
Lady Gaga, as you can see, decided to work her moves on top of a piano, slipped off, and slithered underneath. I'm really glad she's OK and all, but damn. ...
Scarlett Johansson is probably pregnant. [The Superficial]
Demi Moore and Courteney Cox use the same plastic surgeon. [Lainey Gossip]
Keri Hilson goes naked for Allure. [Bossip]
Jennifer Lopez as Most Beautiful Woman of 2011? [Right Celebrity]
Exclusive photos of the latest Scientolobaby. [Socialite Life]
Ron Livingstone was a terrible choice for Gomez (I'm just saying), but he's up in another film anyway. [Caught on Set]
Katy Perry signs a deal with Adidas. I know, I barfed too. [Yeeeah]
Prince William and Kate Middleton invited a bunch of their ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends to their wedding. Don't ...
So Scream 4 premieres in theaters on Friday. Are you guys pretty excited? I am. I love cheesy horror movies, and the Scream movies, while not all that scary, were always pretty good. They make me think of my later high school years, and how cheesy that was, and all in all, it's good, cheesy memory-making fun. I mean, I can't really take anything seriously that David Arquette has done since then (or, wait ... ever), and it's going to be cool to see the Courteney Cox evolution that's occu...
I know a lot of you probably thought, 'Damn, if this is what happens when you set up camp on the sidewalk of a busy metropolitan area, I'm going to do my hipster brooding elsewhere,' you're wrong - Samantha Ronson was not hit BY a bicycle, she was ON a bicycle that biffed.
Sam claims that while riding her BMX, she swerved to avoid an oncoming car and took her face out instead. She posted this photo on her Twitter along with the caption "Wear a helmet kids!!! Let this be a lesson... if you ha...
Alright, guys! Today is the first round of weekly winners for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check them out, and if you're the winner, I'll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
To the rest, keep at it - I'll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The week's winner on last week's Charlie Sheen photo: LegalEase
"No, seriously guys…I once had ...