Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sean Penn Sends the Live-In Maid He Impregnated to the Grocery Store

photo of scarlett johansson shopping for groceries pictures photos By now, you've probably heard that Scarlett Johansson is living with Sean Penn. Yup. She apparently left the hotel that she'd been residing in since her divorce from Ryan Reynolds (and boy, isn't he just about shitting himself right now, huh?), and took up residence at Sean's home in Malibu.  If you hadn't heard?  Well, now you know. Today she was spotted doing some light shopping at a local grocery store, where she was wearing actual shoes and a floppy sweater to conceal her burgeoning baby bu...

John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s Son is ADORABLE

photo of john travolta and his family out in new york city pictures photos Well this is sweet. No, really it is - I mean it. You'll get no snark from me about how I hope that Scientology and gay rumors don't continue their good, hard fight in trying to break up this family, or even anything remotely similar. Seriously. Here's John Travolta, his lovely wife Kelly Preston, and their newest son, Benjamin, whose cheeks I want to pinch and nibble and sniff him to see if he smells like maple syrup and milk. Isn't he just so stinking cute?...

Quotables

photo of demi lovato pictures camp rock photos "Lashing out was my cry for help. Wow, who was I to do that? I'm very ashamed. I wasn't in the right state of mind at all. [I] basically had a nervous breakdown. I was really bad off. My parents and my manager pulled me aside and said, 'You need to get some help.' It was an intervention. I wanted freedom from the inner demons. I wanted to start my life over." Demi Lovato, to Seventeen magazine, where she's now a contributing editor. The more I hear from this girl, the more I like and...

Ke$ha Pretends That She Cares About Seals and Stuff for PETA

photo of kesha ke$ha for PETA pictures photos Because honestly, I can't imagine Ke$ha caring about much of anything outside of oral sex, Jack Daniels, penises, Massengil, and Krispy Kreme doughnuts, you know? It just doesn't compute all that well that Ke$ha is sticking up for those crazily-adorable baby seals. I'm glad PETA thinks that they have someone all cool and cutting-edge to peddle their mantras, but they really should have checked out someone a bit more reliable in their personality. Ke$ha's like the wind, you guys....

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of beyonce hot pictures photos nipples Apparently Jennifer Lopez is not the World's Most Beautiful Woman. [The Superficial] That cheating rumor's really hitting Angelina hard. [Lainey Gossip] Sarah Palin gets a restraining order against a stalker who's threatening to rape the Palin family. [Bossip] Robert Pattinson buys Kristen Stewart a 17k ring. Wonder what that means. [Hollywood Dame] I hope Hugh Grant isn't turning into one of those weird conspiracy theorists. [Cele|Bitchy] The gay basketball league wants Kobe...

Taylor Lautner’s Abduction Doesn’t Look Like It’ll Totally Suck

I'll be the first to admit, I have no idea whether or not Taylor Lautner is a 'good' actor; I've never seen any of the Twilight movies, and at this rate, I probably never will (thank God I made it). However, Lautner's gone and launched his Big Boy Movie Career, and the first real movie post-Twilight is called Abduction. More or less, it's about a kid who finds out in the most bitching way ever that he was either adopted, or stolen from his birth parents. The movie stars all sorts of cool people like Sigourney Weaver, Alfred Molina, and Maria Bello, not to mention his real-life girlfriend, Lily Collins. The flick almost looks like a mini-Jason Bourne movie, just with a hotter badass hero, you know? What do you guys think - does Taylor Lautner stand a chance in Hollywood, or will this movie be a fluke if it's even all that worthwhile? />Movie Trailers - Movies Blog I'll be the first to admit, I have no idea whether or not Taylor Lautner is a 'good' actor; I've never seen any of the Twilight movies, and at this rate, I probably never will (thank God I made it). However, Lautner's gone and launched his Big Boy Movie Career, and the first real movie post-Twilight is called Abduction. More or less, it's about a kid who finds out in the most bitching way ever that he was either adopted, or stolen from his birth parents. The movie star...

Love It or Leave It: Karina Smirnoff for Playboy

photo of karina smirnoff cover of playboy pictures nude photos Welp, she said she was going to do it, even though it's probably cost her a job at Dancing With the Stars (the notoriously 'family-friendly' show that Sarah Palin wholly endorsed while her daughter Bristol danced): Karina Smirnoff has gone and posed nude for Playboy. Girlfriend, who's best known for being super-hot, a wicked dancer, and former girlfriend of Mario Lopez, Karina hasn't even yet attained the type of fame that Heidi Montag has, yet she's already taking her clothes off. I mean, crap - even Heidi didn't spill all the beans on ...

Did Y’all Know That Gwyneth Paltrow Is Way Into Hip-Hop?

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow I know, it seems unusual for Gwyneth, doesn't it?  I would have thought she'd be jamming to some shitty country music or ... I don't know, what's the most pretentious genre of music? Anyway, Jay-Z interviewed Gwyneth for whatever reason, and somehow she managed to make a conversation about Eazy-E and N.W.A. incredibly boring: I first was exposed to hip-hop when I was about 16 (1988) by some boys who went to collegiate. The Beastie Boys were sort of the way in for us preppie kids. We were into Publ...

This Girl Wore A Dead Cat to The Lady Gaga Concert, What Are You Wearing?

A photo of Lady Gaga Nah, I'm just kidding, she didn't wear a dead cat to a Lady Gaga concert.  She got escorted to a hospital for being unstable enough to kill a cat for fashion.  I think that's better, don't you? Here are the details from Gawker: According to police, Angelina Barnes drowned the cat, sliced open its belly, mutilated its eyes and removed its liver, which cops later found "in a makeup case on the counter." An unidentified relative arrived home to find Barnes—who had "cover[ed] light switches...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of jennifer lopez hot pictures photos Scarlett Johansson: still pregnant. [The Superficial] And now she's moving in with Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip] Janet Jackson's boyfriend might be one of the hottest dudes I've seen all year. [Bossip] Taylor Lautner will make you cry. [ICYDK] Silent House: another super creepy-looking horror movie trailer. [Pajiba] And ... she's gone nude. Say 'bye-bye,' jobby-job. [Huffington Post] Is Kim Kardashian moving to NYC to get married? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry] Jessica Simpson was asked to sing for the troops as if it were 2001 again. [Ce...

Justin Bieber Goes to Israel, Eats Pringles

Justin Bieber is definitely a teenager. He's a hair flippin', soccer ball kickin', cheap lingerie buyin' teenager, that's for damn sure. The sixteen-year-old superstar was photographed in Israel Monday, munching down on Pringles and slamming an iced tea in front of the Western Wall, which is honestly one of the most ridiculous sights I've ever seen captured. Is all of this fame and opportunity to travel being wasted on the kid or am I insane? Who the hell scarfs Pringles while staring at one of the most famous historical sites in the entire world? Like, is ...

More Photos of Katy Perry Looking Hot Because, Duh

If there's one thing we can't get enough of around here, it's photos of Katy Perry lookin' hot. I mean, as long as I don't have to listen to her sing or anything that comes out of her awful mother's mouth, than I'm more than happy to post just about anything Katy-related. These newest photos are from her campaign for ghd, a British line of hair products, and they were shot by David LaChapelle, who always seems to get it right. Check out pictures of a heavily made-up Katy behind-the-scenes and see how the f...